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at3GG
12-24-2008, 05:38 PM
:bow:

cali yaris
12-24-2008, 05:43 PM
I'm definitely afraid.

Bob_VT
12-24-2008, 05:53 PM
I will not be afraid until I see the Dyno Sheets ............ w/o Chuck and with Chuck! :laugh:

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-24-2008, 06:02 PM
Thanks, I had to change my pants.

cali yaris
12-24-2008, 06:30 PM
^ Finally!

at3GG
12-24-2008, 06:58 PM
Thats the problem, there are no straps that are strong enough to hold him to a dyno. The true power of the Chuck may never be known. Experts guess in the high thousands at the beard.

Treyz
12-24-2008, 07:10 PM
Some say that Chuck Norris contains not a chin, but a third fist under his beard!

puetato89
12-24-2008, 07:14 PM
oh god... dont tell me this is going end up at a family guy cunclusion...(its been happening way 2 much lately)

Thej3sta2
12-24-2008, 07:18 PM
whats crazy is that there is no engine in this yaris. I saw it at the track, and chuck said go . .

and it went.

If you know what i mean/

The poor yaris was never seen again.

at3GG
12-24-2008, 07:22 PM
^^^^^ :clap:

eTiMaGo
12-25-2008, 02:17 AM
nah you got it all wrong, chuck norris should be behind the car, roundhouse kicking it, which has the effect of sending it hurtling forward and doing the quarter mile in 2 and a half seconds.

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
12-25-2008, 03:38 AM
yeah

1NZYaris1
12-25-2008, 04:20 AM
That's not CHUCKY , that's just a MADDOG look-a-like :rolleyes:

Sabretooth
12-25-2008, 07:23 AM
Chuck Norris needs no engine, he goes barefoot flintstones style and still is capable of 6.5 second quarter mile.

SilverBack
12-25-2008, 07:37 AM
Nice mods!:thumbsup:

Chuck can make it drift simply by looking at it while it's standing still:bow:

Thej3sta2
12-25-2008, 06:31 PM
after this pic was posted online toyota was temted to change the name from Toyota Yaris to Toyota ChuckN

at3GG
12-25-2008, 08:26 PM
well the problem is ...if chuck was to roundhouse the yaris....there would be no more yaris. What he does is attaches a cale from the total gym and attaches it to his foot, then simply makes the roundhouse motions, which tightens the cable and hurtles the yaris forward.

SilverBack
12-30-2008, 08:24 AM
Chuck drives a Yaris because he doesn't need to compensate for anything:biggrin: