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jclo3313
01-21-2009, 08:11 AM
The Stig(s) unmasked: Top Gear use FOUR different mystery test drivers

By Richard Simpson and Paul Revoir
Last updated at 10:59 AM on 21st January 2009
To viewers of Top Gear, the Stig is a mystery - part man, part machine with his face always hidden by a helmet.
Speculating on the identity of the driver, who posts lap times for cars being reviewed and trains celebrities to race round a circuit, has become part of the BBC2 show's mythology.
But today it can be revealed that the BBC employs at least four drivers to don his pristine racing whites.
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(Revealed: One of Top Gear's Stigs has been identified as former racer Ben Collins)

The truth came out after a possible name of one of the drivers was disclosed as Ben Collins, a 33-year-old Bristol-based former American speedway driver and stuntman who doubled for Daniel Craig in the latest James Bond film.
Suspicions were raised that he might not be the only Stig after pictures emerged yesterday showing a separate man the BBC claimed to be the Stig attending the National Television Awards at the Royal Albert Hall in London on October 29 last year.
This Stig - dressed of course head to toe in racing whites and hiding behind a black visor - drove after the awards to the BBC HQ of Top Gear.
Eyewitnesses told how that Stig entered the studio late at night to change and was soon after pictured emerging from the building in jeans and teeshirt with a distinctive tight-fitting 'Arai' motor-racing woolly hat pulled over the top of his head
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(Man behind the mask: The driver, pictured in his racing gear, let slip his big secret in the unlikely setting of an art store in Bristol)

With perhaps a hint of irony, the tee-shirt, now available on high streets carried the slogan 'I Am The Stig'.
The man in question went by the name of 'Will'.
The trail heated up yesterday when a Top Gear source offered up another name.
Julian Bailey, a 47 year-old formula one driver who raced with Tyrrell and Lotus teams was also claimed to be currently working as Stig. There is one more unidentified Stig on the loose.
Further possible Stigs are also rumoured to take over when the other drivers' schedules were full.
A source on the show added: 'Look at the pictures of the Stigs from show to show. If you look at the height of Stig in different pictures, that tells its own story.
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(Fast lane: The Stig with F1 champion Lewis Hamilton)

'In some he looks a lot taller than others. People have become obsessed with finding who the Stig is but they have not considered that it is possible that it is more than one person.
'The simple fact of the matter is that there are currently four Stigs who drive on the test track.
'Since the Stig first drove on the show, it has never been practical to have one single driver taking care of all the Stig's many commitments.'
The source added there was frustration at the repeated attempts to identify the mystery driver.
He said: 'We love to have the mystery around who he is. I just wish people would give it a rest, it's like telling people there is no Father Christmas.
‘All the kids that come to meet the Stig they want to believe he is a robot with magnetic knees.'
A BBC spokesman said: ‘We never comment on speculation as to whom or what the Stig is.’

jclo3313
01-21-2009, 08:34 AM
I can't find one in XXX.

eTiMaGo
01-21-2009, 08:43 AM
funny, PK, I am the Stig too, by that line of reasoning, got the same shirt somewhere :biggrin:

bobselectric
01-21-2009, 08:54 AM
Hey- who stole my shirt!

KCALB SIRAY
01-21-2009, 11:23 AM
I'm Ron Jeremy

eTiMaGo
01-21-2009, 11:25 AM
a big fat slob with bad hair? :biggrin:

KCALB SIRAY
01-21-2009, 11:26 AM
a big fat slob with bad hair? :biggrin:

Ok, I'm Peter North, :laugh:

eTiMaGo
01-21-2009, 11:28 AM
in your dreams :laugh:

and, I suppose on behalf of the ladies of YW, PROVE IT :bellyroll:

justjesus
01-21-2009, 11:28 AM
I'm Ron Jeremy


We kindly ask that you do NOT prove that. Thank you

KCALB SIRAY
01-21-2009, 11:31 AM
in your dreams :laugh:

and, I suppose on behalf of the ladies of YW, PROVE IT :bellyroll:

We kindly ask that you do NOT prove that. Thank you

Sorry, I'm retired :thumbsup::laugh:

KCALB SIRAY
01-21-2009, 11:36 AM
If i said i was Christy Canyon, ya'll would be wanting pictures, lol.

On Topic -- I have not been able to catch any new Top Gear shows, I need to tivo it or something

jclo3313
01-21-2009, 11:55 AM
What a bunch of sikos.:biggrin:

eTiMaGo
01-21-2009, 12:12 PM
What? just regular member discussions :laugh:

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
01-21-2009, 12:26 PM
I knew sooner or later it would come to this..

..but really, I am the real Stig.

jclo3313
01-21-2009, 01:26 PM
I'm the Stigs overweight American cousin.

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ddongbap
01-21-2009, 01:34 PM
OH gosh, more speculation.

ddongbap
01-21-2009, 01:34 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2262/1883582830_9662b14333.jpg?v=0Stig's African Cousin.

ddongbap
01-21-2009, 01:35 PM
we should have a thread , :" How Stig you really are !" nothing illegal though please

Stig doesn't know what illegal means.

jclo3313
01-21-2009, 01:45 PM
"Some say" would be alot of fun also. Kind of like the Chuck Norris thread.

Some say his first time was with a girl from Yarisworld and that he may even have created it.:iono: All we know is that he called The Stig.

m911gt
01-21-2009, 04:08 PM
Im the Stig. and i can prove it!!!

lol...too bad i wasn't at home right now...I could provide a pic or two as well :biggrin:

m911gt
01-21-2009, 05:36 PM
Some say he is a college-aged American male who owns a demonic Yaris as a daily driver and often resides in rural Wisconsin...all we know is, he is called The Stig

ChinoCharles
01-21-2009, 05:37 PM
LOL nice!

m911gt
01-21-2009, 05:39 PM
LOL nice!

:biggrin:

KCALB SIRAY
01-21-2009, 05:39 PM
you just took it to a whole new level right there

m911gt
01-21-2009, 05:40 PM
you just took it to a whole new level right there

as is our usual fashion :thumbsup: took me all of 5 minutes, no editing, and a strange sense of humor. lol

m911gt
01-21-2009, 07:05 PM
damn matt you beat me . now give me my helmet back i feel naked.


Seriously though where did you score it and how much.

:laugh:

jinxor
01-21-2009, 07:39 PM
I guess PK is the stig for Top Gear Canada and thomas is the stig for Top Gear Thailand....
This way you both can be happy lol

m911gt
01-21-2009, 07:54 PM
ok ok you got me , but where did you get it and how much

pm sent neighbor

Rain
01-21-2009, 08:52 PM
Oh... haha. and I was gonna post that pic Matt sent me when he first got it.. lol

m911gt
01-21-2009, 08:54 PM
Oh... haha. and I was gonna post that pic Matt sent me when he first got it.. lol

:thumbsup:

Rain
01-21-2009, 08:59 PM
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa87/raincares/PICT3684.jpg

m911gt
01-21-2009, 09:13 PM
classy!

SIPNGAS
01-21-2009, 09:41 PM
OMG...I just read this thread...

Matt...lmao

m911gt
01-21-2009, 10:16 PM
OMG...I just read this thread...

Matt...lmao

haha...my favorite picture is the Stig having his morning coffee...gosh, I'm such a dork, I took all of the pictures myself.

m911gt
01-21-2009, 10:56 PM
no not a dork, just in tune with your inner Stig ;)

nice Top Gear quote sir! sending you a pm

KCALB SIRAY
01-21-2009, 11:48 PM
I have a sudden urge to spray paint my helmet white...damn you John!

m911gt
01-21-2009, 11:52 PM
I have a sudden urge to spray paint my helmet white...damn you John!

do it! hah.

ddongbap
01-22-2009, 05:08 AM
Everyone knows that the Stigs TRUE skin is that suit of his. Anything other than white, is just a relative.

jclo3313
01-22-2009, 10:59 AM
I have a sudden urge to spray paint my helmet white...damn you John!

What did I do?

jclo3313
01-22-2009, 11:02 AM
Some say he does not have vocal chords and only comunicates by placing a thought in your head. All we know is he is called The Stig.

KCALB SIRAY
01-22-2009, 11:17 AM
What did I do?

Nothing, just felt like yelling at someone:laugh:

jclo3313
01-22-2009, 11:24 AM
Fine I'll take the heat.

TEHxFALLEN V1.2
01-22-2009, 12:16 PM
Some say he is a college-aged American male who owns a demonic Yaris as a daily driver and often resides in rural Wisconsin...all we know is, he is called The Stig

LOL @ those pictures!! Clever!

no no, you're not even european lol:biggrin:

Yes I am!!

Some say JR once open mouth kissed him, while slacking around Garm's shop, all we know he's called the Stig.

:cry:

KCALB SIRAY
01-22-2009, 12:25 PM
Some say he sleeps inside out...all we know is, he is called The Stig

Some say He's contracted every STD known to man, and that he has inflatable breasts to get him out of speeding tickets. All we know is, he's called The Stig.

Some say that he once killed a girrafe with just his feet and that he has a black belt in paper maché...all we know is, he's called The Stig

m911gt
01-22-2009, 01:45 PM
lol mike

jclo3313
01-22-2009, 06:43 PM
Some say his blood is 5w30 motor oil and that he is made of leftover Formula One racing parts. All we know is they call him The Stig.

jclo3313
01-22-2009, 07:04 PM
:bellyroll:

jclo3313
01-22-2009, 07:08 PM
I agree.

m911gt
01-22-2009, 07:34 PM
Some say his daily driver is a white Toyota Yaris with MicroImage everything, all we know he's called Garm...err I mean Stig

Hmm, idk...I'd have to see him drive a few hot laps first

cali yaris
01-22-2009, 07:41 PM
done

jclo3313
01-22-2009, 07:42 PM
Funny!

Rain
01-22-2009, 07:42 PM
that was fast

m911gt
01-22-2009, 07:54 PM
done

:laugh: I thought it didn't matter if we were black or white? LOL You know, the original Stig was dressed in all black.

m911gt
01-22-2009, 08:00 PM
hahah

KCALB SIRAY
01-23-2009, 12:02 PM
Some say he can and has put his head up a bulls ass and got a good look at a T-bone...all we know is, he is called The Stig

KCALB SIRAY
01-23-2009, 12:16 PM
Some say that he can hypnotise sheep, and that if he could be bothered he could swim the Atlantic ocean - underwater. All we knowis, he is called The Stig

jclo3313
01-23-2009, 12:24 PM
Some say that he may be related to Chuck Norris and that his driving caused global warming. All we know is that his is called The Stig

KCALB SIRAY
01-23-2009, 12:26 PM
Some say he gave birth to Chuck Norris,and that the mother was superman!!! All we know is, he is called The Stig

KCALB SIRAY
01-23-2009, 12:37 PM
Some say that all his pot plants are called Steve.. and that he has a life size tatoo of his face.. on his face.. All we know is, he is called The Stig

jclo3313
01-23-2009, 01:19 PM
LOL

KCALB SIRAY
01-26-2009, 03:12 PM
Some say the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring..All we know is, he is called The Stig.

KCALB SIRAY
01-26-2009, 06:15 PM
you took that from top gear lol, i herd it b4:biggrin:

I know, I couldn't think of any good ones and that was the only one stuck in my head. But 5 points for me actually having the right accents above the letters:thumbsup:

Split
01-27-2009, 12:33 PM
1st: "Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist, pig-faced, waste of blood and organs."

2nd: "Some say he communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel."

3rd: "Some say he sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears' head."

4th: "Some say he appears on high-value stamps in Sweden, he's illegal in 17 U.S. states, and that his voice can only be heard by cats."

5th: "Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts."

6th:. "Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight."

7th: "Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground."

8th: "Some say he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal."

9th: "Some say his fingernails have 330 bhp and that he was raised by wolves."

10th: "Some say he was born in space, he's scared of bells, and confused by stairs."

KCALB SIRAY
01-27-2009, 02:34 PM
Some say he once put a whole chicken between is ass cheeks, clenched really hard and the McNugget was born...all we know is, he is called The Stig

jinxor
01-28-2009, 12:35 AM
:bellyroll::bellyroll::bellyroll:
lolz
Now everytime I go to maccas, I wont be able to see the McNuggets....

tk-421
02-06-2009, 01:46 AM
That Black Stig is Back?!
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/02/Black_Stig_Is_Back.jpg
"until now, the original Stig from BBC Top Gear was thought to have been killed back in 2003, when he drove a modified Jaguar XJS off the end of HMS Invincible aircraft carrier at 109mph. . . The nation was shocked that the Stig was dead. However, recent footage has been found on YouTube showing that he miraculously survived."
http://jalopnik.com/5147394/black-stig-is-back?skyline=true&s=x