The Official YW Confession Booth [Archive] - Toyota Yaris Forums

SilverBack

01-31-2009, 01:21 AM

Lets see if we can make this work...

If you have something that needs confessing let's hear it.

If you don't want anyone to know about it, use Anonymouse.org, or you can PM it to me or someone else who will post it up as a quote.

I'll start.

I confess I fart in elevators as I walk out.

dvlnblkdrs

01-31-2009, 01:30 AM

i confess i have touched my best friend's man's privates

jinxor

01-31-2009, 01:31 AM

i confess I am obsessed with Max Brennars Choclate Waffles...

Alway give in to the choclate temptation... :drool: :drool:

m911gt

01-31-2009, 01:47 AM

jclo started a thread exactly like this months and months ago

dvlnblkdrs

01-31-2009, 01:50 AM

i confess that matt needs to confess if hes gonna post in here :tongue:

ka0sx

01-31-2009, 02:02 AM

I hate aprx. 80% of everyone.

DefStarYaris

01-31-2009, 03:54 AM

I confess to making this post from my laptop...

while sitting on the toilet. :biggrin:

GeneW

01-31-2009, 04:21 AM

I've been the terror of coworkers who are too cowardly to face icy and snowy roads instead of embracing risk and enjoying it. They aren't laughing about the helmet anymore.

Behind the paternal mien and shyness beats the heart of a fighter pilot and shark. Physics knowledge and skills blend to push the envelope. Toyota engineering meets thirty year old skills and the fruit of sweat in classrooms, labs and lots of experimentation....

Some of my coworkers have learned to fear the Yaris.

Gene

PS

Ain't being a stunt driver to want to get home before the second coming....

blacksandiegovitz

01-31-2009, 04:41 AM

ZING

01-31-2009, 08:20 AM

I confess that I talk and apologize to my car when I hit a rough bump.

Phaeton

01-31-2009, 12:51 PM

I confess to lusting after other members rides.

YAR1S

01-31-2009, 01:32 PM

I confess I miss my ex even though he broke my heart.

eTiMaGo

01-31-2009, 01:41 PM

I confess to spending over 6k cash on useless parts on the yaris in the 3 month since I bought it and I can't stop spending money on this goddam car , waaaaaayyy worst than my addiction to smokes and the hooch .

naaaah yaris modding is good for your health :wink:
And unlike cigarettes and alcohol, it lasts a lot longer :smile:

KCALB SIRAY

01-31-2009, 02:18 PM

I confess I broke up with a woman after she put my peanut butter in the fridge...who the hell puts peanut butter in the fridge?

YAR1S

01-31-2009, 02:19 PM

I confess I broke up with a woman after she put my peanut butter in the fridge...who the hell puts peanut butter in the fridge?

haha.... dont you? LOL

KCALB SIRAY

01-31-2009, 02:23 PM

haha.... dont you? LOL

same thing with Ketchup, it doesn't need to be in the fridge...what's wrong with you people? :biggrin:

SilverBack

01-31-2009, 05:38 PM

I confess peanut butter and ketchup don't belong in the fridge, ..the same goes for milk...

Black Yaris

01-31-2009, 05:39 PM

Black Yaris

01-31-2009, 05:40 PM

I confess that I am an asshole

PETERPOOP

01-31-2009, 05:44 PM

I confess, I don't wash my hands after using the bathroom.

LtNoogie

01-31-2009, 05:49 PM

i confess im a perv:redface:

hey its a confessional :biggrin:

Hey, you can't confess what is already public knowledge!:smile:

Bob_VT

01-31-2009, 06:28 PM

I confess, I don't wash my hands after using the bathroom.

With a screen name of POOP!!! :eek: Thankfully I doubt I will ever meet you in person.......

GeneW

01-31-2009, 06:43 PM

I confess I broke up with a woman after she put my peanut butter in the fridge...who the hell puts peanut butter in the fridge?

Many of us do. Refrigerating oils keeps them from going rancid.

Gene

blacksandiegovitz

01-31-2009, 06:59 PM

I confess that I am an asshole

And a total D-bagg too:biggrin:

Bob_VT

01-31-2009, 06:59 PM

Many of us do. Refrigerating oils keeps them from going rancid.

Gene

Well that settles it....... KCALB SIRAY will not ask you over for PB&J :biggrin:

Black Yaris

01-31-2009, 07:01 PM

And a total D-bagg too:biggrin:

not as big as you though, ricer

jinxor

01-31-2009, 07:32 PM

I confess I hooked up with a random chick at the bar yesterday night and now I dont remember her name :drinking:

Black Yaris

01-31-2009, 07:34 PM

I confess I hooked up with a random chick at the bar yesterday night and now I dont remember her name :drinking:

that was me in my teenage years..... yes I went to bars when I was a teen... I had a beard and a good fake ID

firemachine69

01-31-2009, 07:52 PM

I confess I hooked up with a random chick at the bar yesterday night and now I dont remember her name :drinking:

:needpics:

Of the girl, of course. :biggrin:

tk-421

01-31-2009, 08:08 PM

I confess that I am an asshole
I confess that I already knew that. :respekt:

jinxor

01-31-2009, 08:19 PM

:needpics:

Of the girl, of course. :biggrin:

Do you reckon that I
get fully drunk
take a pic of the gurl for proof purposes
Post it on the internet????

lolz... I dont even know which pocket my purse is; let alone take a decent photo

SeaYa

01-31-2009, 08:57 PM

I confess to thinking I am going to get shot at everytime I drive my Yaris around the outskirts of Detroit lately.

Black Yaris

01-31-2009, 09:13 PM

I confess to thinking I am going to get shot at everytime I drive my Yaris around the outskirts of Detroit lately.

that is why I bring my gun when ever i go near Detroit.....

My brother is a cop up in Ferndale

GeneW

01-31-2009, 09:59 PM

Well that settles it....... KCALB SIRAY will not ask you over for PB&J :biggrin:

I usually eat peanut butter right out of the jar or add it to oatmeal or quinoa. Stuff doesn't go too well with bread for me.

Now on the other hand some hummus, heavy on the garlic, is great on bread. So are oily anchovies right out of the can combined with pureed garlic. Spread the pureed garlic and top it with a couple of anchovies. Naturally this isn't good for the breath but a nice mint takes care of that.

Lately I've read that anchovies can carry toxiplasmosis so I've laying off of them but a good habit is hard to break.

Gene

Kaotic Lazagna

01-31-2009, 10:20 PM

I confess that I hate the nursing program...oh wait, everyone knows that. LOL.

GeneW

01-31-2009, 10:24 PM

I confess that I hate the nursing program...oh wait, everyone knows that. LOL.

Wait until you do it for a living....

Nursing is a high stress profession. You get it from both ends - the Docs who can't write and hate to give definite orders, the patients who won't listen and get strange on you, and then families.

Gene

Kaotic Lazagna

01-31-2009, 10:33 PM

Wait until you do it for a living....

Nursing is a high stress profession. You get it from both ends - the Docs who can't write and hate to give definite orders, the patients who won't listen and get strange on you, and then families.

Gene

lol...it's not the part of being a nurse that I hate, I like that part, but the actual nursing program and the things they want us to do that I hate. There's a test called the "ATI" that my nursing program requires us to pass on a minimum level 2 of the 3 levels, whereas all of the other nursing programs that I know of doesn't even require their students to even pass the test. It's things like that I hate.

GeneW

01-31-2009, 10:45 PM

lol...it's not the part of being a nurse that I hate, I like that part, but the actual nursing program and the things they want us to do that I hate. There's a test called the "ATI" that my nursing program requires us to pass on a minimum level 2 of the 3 levels, whereas all of the other nursing programs that I know of doesn't even require their students to even pass the test. It's things like that I hate.

Where I went to Tech School we had to pass the FCC General Radiotelephone test. I couldn't graduate without it. The damn thing at the time was being phased out because Reagan liked privatization. Turns out that the license has survived him.

To get it I had to travel down to Baltimore, stay in a roach flat with a prostitute in the next room who "worked" all night long. I heard her earning her keep... We slept on the towels because the beds were kind of, well, crummy.

We also found roaches in the

Next day I sweated it out, taking all five hours to do it. Me and some guy who said he was "NSA" were the last to leave the room. I one of five guys out of twenty who got both the main and ship's radar in the same trip.

Today that bit of paperwork is just a point of distinction, but in a way it separates me from many other candidates. I can sign for RF stuff, they cannot. Opens doors for me to this day because I have legal rights that most folks do not have.

Don't regret having to pass a harder test. In the long run it pays off.

Gene

Kaotic Lazagna

01-31-2009, 11:36 PM

Where I went to Tech School we had to pass the FCC General Radiotelephone test. I couldn't graduate without it. The damn thing at the time was being phased out because Reagan liked privatization. Turns out that the license has survived him.

To get it I had to travel down to Baltimore, stay in a roach flat with a prostitute in the next room who "worked" all night long. I heard her earning her keep... We slept on the towels because the beds were kind of, well, crummy.

We also found roaches in the

Next day I sweated it out, taking all five hours to do it. Me and some guy who said he was "NSA" were the last to leave the room. I one of five guys out of twenty who got both the main and ship's radar in the same trip.

Today that bit of paperwork is just a point of distinction, but in a way it separates me from many other candidates. I can sign for RF stuff, they cannot. Opens doors for me to this day because I have legal rights that most folks do not have.

Don't regret having to pass a harder test. In the long run it pays off.

Gene

The ATI test does not do anything extra for nurses, which is why I think it's stupid =(

1NZYaris1

01-31-2009, 11:43 PM

i confess im a perv:redface:

hey its a confessional :biggrin:

thats not a confession, we already knew that.:thumbup:

TEHxFALLEN V1.2

01-31-2009, 11:49 PM

I confess that I am a ricer.

:thumbsup:

Phaeton

02-01-2009, 12:36 AM

I confess to being obsessed with comics, and cartoons from my childhood.

KCALB SIRAY

02-01-2009, 12:44 AM

Many of us do. Refrigerating oils keeps them from going rancid.

Gene
yeah, but it would take about 5 years, lol in 110 degree weather
Well that settles it....... KCALB SIRAY will not ask you over for PB&J :biggrin:
only if he doesn't want the crust cut off
that was me in my teenage years..... yes I went to bars when I was a teen... I had a beard and a good fake ID
I almost read that as you were the chick:eek::confused:
I usually eat peanut butter right out of the jar or add it to oatmeal or quinoa. Stuff doesn't go too well with bread for me.

Now on the other hand some hummus, heavy on the garlic, is great on bread. So are oily anchovies right out of the can combined with pureed garlic. Spread the pureed garlic and top it with a couple of anchovies. Naturally this isn't good for the breath but a nice mint takes care of that.

Lately I've read that anchovies can carry toxiplasmosis so I've laying off of them but a good habit is hard to break.

Gene

Yep, Gene def lives in PA to be eatin like that. I'm a Uniontown, PA boy where if you walk into a pub or any joint, there is a jar of pickled eggs or pickled Herring on the edge of every counter...I'd make the trip to Gene's house just for the food:thumbsup:

LtNoogie

02-01-2009, 12:48 AM

I confess that I kinda want a Yaris sedan too.

KCALB SIRAY

02-01-2009, 12:50 AM

I confess that I kinda want a Yaris sedan too.

http://www.ftedward.com/History/OldFort/Images/arnold.jpg:laugh::laugh:

I confess that I like the movie Footloose:cry:

SIPNGAS

02-01-2009, 12:53 AM

http://www.ftedward.com/History/OldFort/Images/arnold.jpg:laugh::laugh:

I confess that I like the movie Footloose:cry:

well, Kevin Bacon IS hot in that movie. It's ok, Mikey..we won't tell. :biggrin:

KCALB SIRAY

02-01-2009, 01:10 AM

...and West Side Story, only because Natalie Wood was so freakin hot

LtNoogie

02-01-2009, 01:14 AM

http://www.ftedward.com/History/OldFort/Images/arnold.jpg:laugh::laugh:

Mike, you're just about as good at Google image searches as I am. The difference is that I can then Photoshop them as my latest victim, Miss Kenosha can attest.:laugh:

SIPNGAS

02-01-2009, 01:21 AM

Hey!

KCALB SIRAY

02-01-2009, 01:22 AM

Mike, you're just about as good at Google image searches as I am. The difference is that I can then Photoshop them as my latest victim, Miss Kenosha can attest.:laugh:

swiftly, I go to remove my pictures from the Nastiness thread..psssssshhhhoooooowwwwwwwwwww (exit stage right, smoke to follow)

SilverBack

02-01-2009, 02:00 AM

I confess I can sympathize a little with the nurses. I'm an insurance agent, so I have to deal with difficult people all the time. It's funny how someone will ask the same question in several different ways, knowing well that it keeps coming back to the same answer LOL

Tamago

02-01-2009, 02:13 AM

i confess that i've been whoring the forums this afternoon and evening

cali yaris

02-01-2009, 02:20 AM

spending over 6k cash on useless parts on the yaris in the 3 month since I bought it

dude it's been 3 months for like 3 months LOL

I confess that I play www.runescape.com - the cheesiest RPG in the known universe.

Sabretooth

02-01-2009, 04:10 AM

I confess that I used to play a MMORPG (Dark Age of Camelot) and wasted over 250 hours of in-game played time in just over 18 months. And that was just on ONE character.

dvlnblkdrs

02-01-2009, 06:22 AM

i confess.. when i drink, i love women! mmm titttles!

nemelek

02-01-2009, 06:50 AM

Lets see if we can make this work...

I confess I fart in elevators as I walk out.

I confess, I have blamed my farts on the dog.

Also when standing in crowds after letting out a silent but deadly I'll give a strange look to the person next to me and ask WTF crawled up your A** and died as I slowly back away.

ZING

02-01-2009, 10:18 AM

I confess that i used to spend entire days just killing chickens for experience..I am an ex-runescaper now.

dude it's been 3 months for like 3 months LOL

I confess that I play www.runescape.com - the cheesiest RPG in the known universe.

The Architect

02-02-2009, 07:56 PM

I confess to having made it rain on a CONVERTIBLE that was riding my ass on the highway by using an excessive amount of windshield wiper fluid....because my windshield was dirty.

Rain

02-02-2009, 10:55 PM

I confess that I'd rather be driving a bayou blue lb

LtNoogie

02-02-2009, 11:05 PM

Ok, Rain. You can drive mine but stay within the speed limit. No boost allowed in the MicroImage open house parking lot.

ChinoCharles

02-02-2009, 11:15 PM

I confess that I once drove a convertible naked in a suburban neighborhood for laughs.

Rain

02-02-2009, 11:17 PM

Ok, Rain. You can drive mine but stay within the speed limit. No boost allowed in the MicroImage open house parking lot.

for real?! O__O

waait... is it an AT?

SIPNGAS

02-02-2009, 11:18 PM

I confess that I once drove a convertible naked in a suburban neighborhood for laughs.

Where's the pictures....

you know...we need proof for something this good. :thumbup:

ChinoCharles

02-02-2009, 11:19 PM

I was 16 sicko. :laugh:

dvlnblkdrs

02-02-2009, 11:28 PM

thats ok... we still want them!

SIPNGAS

02-02-2009, 11:29 PM

I was 16 sicko. :laugh:

Just don't tell me that when you show me the pictures.

ChinoCharles

02-02-2009, 11:33 PM

That was 7 years and about 45 girlfriends ago. Time flies. :rolleyes:

I once skipped 28 days of high school in a row, but I still graduated with honors from the top high school in the state.

ChinoCharles

02-02-2009, 11:47 PM

One more...

I crashed a Toyota Supra into a tree. :bellyroll: Oh, the good ol' days.

KCALB SIRAY

02-03-2009, 12:10 AM

In high school, I was dating a girl...and her mother

ChinoCharles

02-03-2009, 12:12 AM

In high school, I was dating a girl...and her mother

OMG :bow: I'M NOT WORTHY, I'M NOT WORTHY :bow:

KCALB SIRAY

02-03-2009, 12:16 AM

OMG :bow: I'M NOT WORTHY, I'M NOT WORTHY :bow:

really? a fellow MILF hunter !! yeah!!

Not proud now, but really fun back then:bellyroll: The girl I was dating is now a model out in California and the Mom is still in the area as far as I know. I'll leave the details to your twisted minds

jinxor

02-03-2009, 02:02 AM

whoa.... that is orsm mate....!!!

RHDVIPbB

02-03-2009, 04:11 AM

I have too many Scion items (toys, posters, etc)

I love asian schoolgirls...

I trade too much for parts I want (from my collection of parts for other cars I used to have or thought I was gonna get)

I spend too much time online

That I flirt with female coworkers without realizing it

GeneW

02-03-2009, 05:23 AM

Yep, Gene def lives in PA to be eatin like that. I'm a Uniontown, PA boy where if you walk into a pub or any joint, there is a jar of pickled eggs or pickled Herring on the edge of every counter...I'd make the trip to Gene's house just for the food:thumbsup:

Uniontown? The capital of Fayette-Nam. I sometimes will go out towards Acme or down to Connellsville to visit friends. I also have some old friends down in Hopwood, which is close to Cambodia (West Virginia).

We're big on Oregano in sauces, garlic and onion. I don't recall pickled eggs, but down in Fayette-Nam life is different. I like it there because the folks are standup. Too far from my job for the commute.

Gene

SilverBack

02-03-2009, 06:38 AM

I confess this thread is starting to go off-topic. Might as well be talking about our cars :rolleyes:

nemelek

02-03-2009, 12:40 PM

In high school, I was dating a girl...and her mother

I posted this before, but I still think it is funny.

jinxor

02-03-2009, 07:38 PM

^ :bellyroll: :bellyroll:

SilverBack

02-03-2009, 08:00 PM

LOL good one

I confess I have nothing in common with all other Indians I've ever met, except for the few who don't follow the hype...

Rain

02-04-2009, 01:49 AM

I confess that I really want to have an internship in the midwest and I'm doing everything it takes right now to make that happen!

RHDVIPbB

02-04-2009, 08:57 AM

I confess that I really want to have an internship in the midwest and I'm doing everything it takes right now to make that happen!

Come to the midwest. Lots of fun.......maybe...

eTiMaGo

02-04-2009, 10:17 AM

I confess... I actually enjoyed Sex and the City... :laugh:

KCALB SIRAY

02-04-2009, 10:54 AM

I confess... I actually enjoyed Sex and the City... :laugh:

I mean this in the nicest of ways, but someone has to say it....

eTiMaGo

02-04-2009, 10:55 AM

ah come on, there were boobs in the movie...

And don't they say, "know your enemy"? :laugh:

KCALB SIRAY

02-04-2009, 10:56 AM

ah come on, there were boobs in the movie...

And don't they say, "know your enemy"? :laugh:

Must rent it now, thanks for the tip :laugh: and I take it back now

TOUGEghost

02-04-2009, 11:22 PM

I confess that I never liked hatchbacks... (until I got my Yaris, of course)

SIPNGAS

02-04-2009, 11:25 PM

really? a fellow MILF hunter !! yeah!!

A MILF hunter???

Are there like clubs for this sort of thing? My age group is a a SPORT? lmao

PreciousPups4U

02-04-2009, 11:48 PM

A MILF hunter???

Are there like clubs for this sort of thing? My age group is a a SPORT? lmao

Is there a DILF club? or is it FILF?

SIPNGAS

02-04-2009, 11:51 PM

I confess that I really want to have an internship in the midwest and I'm doing everything it takes right now to make that happen!

But it's COLD here... are you becoming a dork, too? :biggrin:

SIPNGAS

02-04-2009, 11:52 PM

Lisa you can be in my club. I love older women ;o)
Yes women in your age group are highly valued and sought after.

Whats a DILF?

Interesting.......:cool:

PreciousPups4U

02-05-2009, 12:02 AM

Well M stands for mom, right?

D or F for Dad or Father.

Don't some girls have that daddy complex?

KCALB SIRAY

02-05-2009, 12:15 AM

I guess that makes me President and CEO of the MILF club wooohooo

SilverBack

02-05-2009, 12:36 AM

DILF can also mean Daughter. Me and my dad were were hanging out at his friend's place, when his daughter came downstairs and our eyes locked:drool::evil:

Long story short, I confess she became my GF a few weeks later:wub:

Now we have to figure out a way to stop our parents from pressuring us to get married. They're not gonna get any grandkids at this rate:rolleyes:

Rain

02-05-2009, 02:32 AM

But it's COLD here... are you becoming a dork, too? :biggrin:

I'd rather be cold I guess... I don't know... I just want to give it a try :)

SIPNGAS

02-05-2009, 07:33 AM

Accounting internship? I bet you could find something around me in the Chicago to Milwaukee area petty easily. Let me ask around.

nemelek

02-05-2009, 12:37 PM

I feed my dog the boogers that I pick from my nose while driving the Yaris.

eTiMaGo

02-05-2009, 12:40 PM

I feed my dog the boogers that I pick from my nose while driving the Yaris.

boogers, the snack that keeps on givin'!

TLyttle

02-05-2009, 12:56 PM

I'm surprised that you let that shot about "older women" go by, Lisa, I have a daughter your age...

33OH

02-05-2009, 01:23 PM

I'm surprised that you let that shot about "older women" go by, Lisa, I have a daughter your age...

Well Pavel meant women older than himself, he is in his 20's if I'm not mistaken. :cool:

Rain

02-05-2009, 01:34 PM

Accounting internship? I bet you could find something around me in the Chicago to Milwaukee area petty easily. Let me ask around.

YES please! I think it might be to late though. I have inquired in some of the firms over there and they start recruiting for their summer internships a year ahead (like in August). But still, let me know if you find out anything :smile:

--

I confess, I hate surprises. :iono: