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Bob_VT
01-31-2009, 08:35 PM
Chicago Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Chicago
River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics
consumption.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo,
and He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass. He was wearing an Obama t-shirt.

The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any
unnecessary embarrassment.

*MAD DOG*
01-31-2009, 08:53 PM
It's not captavise is it? He's been M.I.A. ;)

GeneW
01-31-2009, 10:25 PM
Nah. I don't see it being Captavise. He wouldn't leave a cucumber up his butt.

Gene

jclo3313
02-04-2009, 01:40 PM
Nah. I don't see it being Captavise. He wouldn't leave a cucumber up his butt.

Gene

Just his head.:laugh: