Bob_VT
01-31-2009, 08:35 PM
Chicago Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Chicago
River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics
consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo,
and He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass. He was wearing an Obama t-shirt.
The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any
unnecessary embarrassment.
River. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics
consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo,
and He also had a cucumber stuffed up his ass. He was wearing an Obama t-shirt.
The police thoughtfully removed the Obama t-shirt to spare the family any
unnecessary embarrassment.