Rap Battle

[TinyGiant]

okay ... here is a little something to keep some of us busy.


I dont really like rap per say.. but i find rhyming fun :)


I'll post first.. with a little rhyme as an intro and then the next person will rhyme a little attatcking me..

and we'll go back and forth for a while..

if someone wants to join in just attack the last person that posted ..

it could get confusing .. have fun with it .. and try to keep it pg pg-13 (limit the language.. )


quote the rhyme you are responding to :)

This is all in good fun.. roast all you want but be prepared to take it too :)



So here is the kickoff I guess



hey, I'm Tiny, the 6'1" Giant, with big dreams and aspirations, and a little defiance. Put up your dukes and get read to throw fists, this is a rap battle get are you ready for this?

[*MAD DOG*]

hey, I'm Tiny, the 6'1" Giant, with big dreams and aspirations, and a little defiance. Put up your dukes and get read to throw fists, this is a rap battle get are you ready for this?

the defiant giant fat cat,
sat on the mat,
stroking his bitches and hoes,
he pulled out his bag of cocaine
and snorted it up his nose!

[TinyGiant]

the defiant giant fat cat,
sat on the mat,
stroking his bitches and hoes,
he pulled out his bag of cocaine
and snorted it up his nose!

i can rip rhymes and I can rip farts too
but neither of them would stink as bad as you do

I came to battle,
so i'll bring the mic and you bring the saddle
cause i'm gonna ride you harder than when i made your sister rattle

she was good,
i'm sorry..
but this isnt milton bradley and she was easier than atari

i'm sorry that my time is now gone.. cause now we gotta listen to you.. i'm already feeling a yawn

[enobmort42]

okay ... here is a little something to keep some of us busy.


I dont really like rap per say.. but i find rhyming fun :)


I'll post first.. with a little rhyme as an intro and then the next person will rhyme a little attatcking me..

and we'll go back and forth for a while..

if someone wants to join in just attack the last person that posted ..

it could get confusing .. have fun with it .. and try to keep it pg pg-13 (limit the language.. )


quote the rhyme you are responding to :)

So here is the kickoff I guess



hey, I'm Tiny, the 6'1" Giant, with big dreams and aspirations, and a little defiance. Put up your dukes and get read to throw fists, this is a rap battle get are you ready for this?

My name is Bobby,
I rap pretty ill.
My game is probably,
gonna give u a thrill.
I crush tiny dudes,
whether it's small or 6'2";
When they're giantly small,
I'll smash em...
and make 'em like you.

[*MAD DOG*]

i can rip rhymes and I can rip farts too
but neither of them would stink as bad as you do

I came to battle,
so i'll bring the mic and you bring the saddle
cause i'm gonna ride you harder than when i made your sister rattle

she was good,
i'm sorry..
but this isnt milton bradley and she was easier than atari

i'm sorry that my time is now gone.. cause now we gotta listen to you.. i'm already feeling a yawn

Once upon a crime in a land fart fart away
lived a douchebag wonder Tiny Giant
who thought he was defiant
Oh yeah he could rhyme and do bitches
but now his cock itches
some call it syphilis

[TinyGiant]

Once upon a crime in a land fart fart away
lived a douchebag wonder Tiny Giant
who thought he was defiant
Oh yeah he could rhyme and do bitches
but now his cock itches
some call it syphilis

Your so fat your belly bounces more than your avatar
and you drive a yaris cause you couldnt afford a bigger car.
You don't needs springs cause you've already got the weight
Forget neons cause your car lights up and scrapes when you bring a date.

I don't mean to madd dog on something you cant control
but i'm off the charts like your cholesterol

[TinyGiant]

My name is Bobby,
I rap pretty ill.
My game is probably,
gonna give u a thrill.
I crush tiny dudes,
whether it's small or 6'2";
When they're giantly small,
I'll smash em...
and make 'em like you.



Bobby is a loser, he'll never be a winner
bobby's rhymes are as dissapointing as finding a pube in your dinner

[*MAD DOG*]

Your so fat your belly bounces more than your avatar
and you drive a yaris cause you couldnt afford a bigger car.
You don't needs springs cause you've already got the weight
Forget neons cause your car lights up and scrapes when you bring a date.

I don't mean to madd dog on something you cant control
but i'm off the charts like your cholesterol

All is fair in rap and war
we all know your mums an easy score
Picking on me cause i'm fat
I ain't down with that

[TinyGiant]

All is fair in rap and war
we all know your mums an easy score
Picking on me cause i'm fat
I ain't down with that

aight well i can step it down a notch
for an aussie you're prolly pretty hot
I'm 6'1" 145lbs and super skinny
I'd prolly trade yarises if i lived in your city
more brains than brawn
I wouldnt do your mom
just having rappin fun didnt mean to harm

ha ha i did a rap apologize
grab a little hanky , rid the tears from your eyes

[YAR1S]

haha you guys are too funny :D

[TinyGiant]

haha you guys are too funny :D

hey hey that did seem to rhyme to me..
now you've opened yourself up to lil scrutiny.

"i'm bored. lets chat: melons fo real"

what? really? melons for real?

[YAR1S]

hehe :p

[enobmort42]

Bobby is a loser, he'll never be a winner
bobby's rhymes are as dissapointing as finding a pube in your dinner

tiny can't rap,
as his mom can put out.
but he ain't a hack,
as some people shout

[TinyGiant]

whoops.. had too many tabs open and posted in the wrong thread.. ignore that

[dvlnblkdrs]

too bad the dates are wrong, too much smoke in that bong...

[enobmort42]

you "lol" like its no one's business
but can u keep wit da rhyme,
but when u post up in here,
ya got nothin' but time.

if we ain't gonna botha'
with yo' nonsense and holla',
then there's no sense in keepin'
with yo' pointlessness 'n jarg'n!

[yaris-me]

:bellyroll::bellyroll:

[TinyGiant]

you "lol" like its no one's business
but can u keep wit da rhyme,
but when u post up in here,
ya got nothin' but time.

if we ain't gonna botha'
with yo' nonsense and holla',
then there's no sense in keepin'
with yo' pointlessness 'n jarg'n!

from your pic ,it looks, like you prolly work at hollister or abercrombie
50-100 dolla jeans a consumer zombie
and Girls, they prolly always be starin
not because your hot, its the socks and flip flops you be wearing

Floridas the land of the weird and the old
wearing snow coats when its not even cold
I could go down there in the dead of your winter in the mornin

(beat changes)

sitting by the pool in a speedo
girlys wouldnt think it was neato
i be 6'1' whiter than a ghost
but i'd still be spitting rhymes
and owning the whole coast

[enobmort42]

from your pic ,it looks, like you prolly work at hollister or abercrombie
50-100 dolla jeans a consumer zombie
and Girls, they prolly always be starin
not because your hot, its the socks and flip flops you be wearing

Floridas the land of the weird and the old
wearing snow coats when its not even cold
I could go down there in the dead of your winter in the mornin

(beat changes)

sitting by the pool in a speedo
girlys wouldnt think it was neato
i be 6'1' whiter than a ghost
but i'd still be spitting rhymes
and owning the whole coast

hollister's tha' pits and abercrombie's the hell hole,
i wouldn't go there, if it meant bein' a man-hoe.

you, on the other-hand can't help but to stay,
since ya got no where ta' be, so ur there night and day.

my state's da' bomb cuz we got beaches and sun,
and when it comes to spring break, hell, we just got tha' fun!

NH's not great, since all u got are farms,
and dirt roads and pot holes and chicks with hairy arms.

sure it's the free state, and i'll be there soon,
so just pump yo' brakes and chill it 'til June.

since u be hatin' and wanna kick it high,
i be steppin' up my game to bring it all night.
if you wanna rap, you gotta drop a beat,
but since you can't do it, might as well eat.

taco bell's open til midnight or later,
so's mcdonald's, or are u a hater?

i just got done layin' down my line o' raps,
so what u got lyin' in yo' rusty... dirty... filthy... traps?

[*MAD DOG*]

aight well i can step it down a notch
for an aussie you're prolly pretty hot
I'm 6'1" 145lbs and super skinny
I'd prolly trade yarises if i lived in your city
more brains than brawn
I wouldnt do your mom
just having rappin fun didnt mean to harm

ha ha i did a rap apologize
grab a little hanky , rid the tears from your eyes

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under

[TinyGiant]

hollister's tha' pits and abercrombie's the hell hole,
i wouldn't go there, if it meant bein' a man-hoe.

you, on the other-hand can't help but to stay,
since ya got no where ta' be, so ur there night and day.

my state's da' bomb cuz we got beaches and sun,
and when it comes to spring break, hell, we just got tha' fun!

NH's not great, since all u got are farms,
and dirt roads and pot holes and chicks with hairy arms.

sure it's the free state, and i'll be there soon,
so just pump yo' brakes and chill it 'til June.

since u be hatin' and wanna kick it high,
i be steppin' up my game to bring it all night.
if you wanna rap, you gotta drop a beat,
but since you can't do it, might as well eat.

taco bell's open til midnight or later,
so's mcdonald's, or are u a hater?

i just got done layin' down my line o' raps,
so what u got lyin' in yo' rusty... dirty... filthy... traps?


Dont be hatin on the NH cause we have all the farms
you guys have land o lakes where lots of butter is churned
You have sales taxes up the butt and jobs are something of the past
your state is super smelly from the all retirees passing gas

Speaking of gas, i prolly should hit up taco bell...


mmm.. chicken soft taco supreme
with gobs of sour cream
then fries from mcdonals
to destroy my self esteem
wash it down with a coke
or pepsi from taco bell
might as well get a choco taco, ahh what the hell

Sorry i got distracted ..
its late and i'm hungry
when you get to NH
we'll hit a drive through in our yarii

I rarely eat fast food
but I must confess
your rhymes were better that time
i surely was impressed.

but dont let your guard down
i have a roll of quarters in my grip
take a lyrical swing at you
and i'll give you a fat lip.

[TinyGiant]

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under


you said i snorted crack, which is wack
so i cocked my fist .....and fired back
sorry if i hit a soft spot, wait i'll stop :tongue:

[TinyGiant]

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under


oh and if i went down under,
i surely wouldnt rap
i'd snorkle all day ,
lay on the beach taking naps


you seem like a cool chap,
you say cheers and mate
fighting kangaroos
then taking em on dates

if fosters is Australian for beer
then mad dog must be Australian for queer

lol.. sorry..... i couldn't resist
heck its a rap battle we're supposed to dis

[PETERPOOP]

What's goin on in here? I was just browsing the posts
I found this thread, and I thought it was pretty dope.

[*MAD DOG*]

oh and if i went down under,
i surely wouldnt rap
i'd snorkle all day ,
lay on the beach taking naps


you seem like a cool chap,
you say cheers and mate
fighting kangaroos
then taking em on dates

if fosters is Australian for beer
then mad dog must be Australian for queer

lol.. sorry..... i couldn't resist
heck its a rap battle we're supposed to dis

If you went down under
you would hear the thunder
you better run
you better take cover

We don't date kangaroos
We shoot em
Not root em.
But whatever floats your boat,
you might root a goat.

Fosters is the imposters
No one drinks that shyte
We here drink beer
VB, Carlton Draught or Carlton Cold
are a few that are sold.

If you're queer
that's ok
but over here we call that GAY!

[eTiMaGo]

If you went down under
you would hear the thunder
you better run
you better take cover

We don't date kangaroos
We shoot em
Not root em.
But whatever floats your boat,
you might root a goat.

Fosters is the imposters
No one drinks that shyte
We here drink beer
VB, Carlton Draught or Carlton Cold
are a few that are sold.

If you're queer
that's ok
but over here we call that GAY!

yo yo yo fo' shizzle ma austrizzle,
here we be chillin in our yarizzle :biggrin:

(OK I suck at rhyming
maybe it's just bad timing?)

[KCALB SIRAY]

yo yo yo fo' shizzle ma austrizzle,
here we be chillin in our yarizzle :biggrin:

(OK I suck at rhyming
maybe it's just bad timing?)

take yo hand off the mic
since your rap is not tight
grab yo nuts and squeeze
cause I'm beggin ya please

don't like the drop on yo fo'head
cause we both be rollin like jarheads
bringing the pain to yo do'ar
makin yo beeotch ask for mo'ar

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/21/jamiejennedy_narrowweb__200x413.jpg

[TinyGiant]

take yo hand off the mic
since your rap is not tight
grab yo nuts and squeeze
cause I'm beggin ya please

don't like the drop on yo fo'head
cause we both be rollin like jarheads
bringing the pain to yo do'ar
makin yo beeotch ask for mo'ar

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/21/jamiejennedy_narrowweb__200x413.jpg

K Calb ...you come.... straight from the sticks
Va is the land of rednecks and hicks
travelin in your yaris .....prolly king of the strip
cause all the rednecks have trucks with shotguns equipped

[KCALB SIRAY]

tiny can't rap,
as his mom can put out.
but he ain't a hack,
as some people shout


Like butter on roll
yo manners be drippin'
open yo'self up like that
I'm a half to be flippin'

Stay on da path
Or I'm gonna shut da do'ar
Let's get off da Momma's
Cause I just got of yo'ars

:biggrin:

[ChinoCharles]

Rap Battle
okay ... here is a little something to keep some of us busy.


I dont really like rap per say.. but i find rhyming fun :)


I'll post first.. with a little rhyme as an intro and then the next person will rhyme a little attatcking me..

and we'll go back and forth for a while..

if someone wants to join in just attack the last person that posted ..

it could get confusing .. have fun with it .. and try to keep it pg pg-13 (limit the language.. )


quote the rhyme you are responding to :)

This is all in good fun.. roast all you want but be prepared to take it too :)



So here is the kickoff I guess



hey, I'm Tiny, the 6'1" Giant, with big dreams and aspirations, and a little defiance. Put up your dukes and get read to throw fists, this is a rap battle get are you ready for this?


Hold up, wait a minute, what the hell is all this?
Oh, wait, now I get it, its my big chance to diss
On all of you members who post bunk ass threads
So your post count goes up and grows big with your head
But in the end, the fact of the matter is as follows:
None of you can spit, but you all sure do...

-drops mic- :wink:

[jeremyshay]

Hold up, wait a minute, what the hell is all this?
Oh, wait, now I get it, its my big chance to diss
On all of you members who post bunk ass threads
So your post count goes up and grows big with your head
But in the end, the fact of the matter is as follows:
None of you can spit, but you all sure do...

-drops mic- :wink:

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"




thats the best i got atm, haha

[puetato89]

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"



this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay

[PETERPOOP]

this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay



HA, HA, i love the word gay
but please don't mistake me, i don't swing that way
I just, think, it's a really funny word
Just like my name, it refers to a terd.

[TinyGiant]

this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay

your lady has a mustache
and you're a bit confused
you thought she was a woman
but she's prolly a dude
you thought it was hem-roids
but hes smugglin a sausage
if your relationship was a tv show
we'd know who the boss is .

[puetato89]

your lady has a mustache
and you're a bit confused
you thought she was a woman
but she's prolly a dude
you thought it was hem-roids
but hes smugglin a sausage
if your relationship was a tv show
we'd know who the boss is .

lmao...

thats really cool
but when you take your wife to highschool
remember whose the fool
cause shes only sixteen you tool...

[KCALB SIRAY]

lmao...

thats really cool
but when you take your wife to highschool
remember whose the fool
cause shes only sixteen you tool...


My boy Tiny, can fling it like a monkey
Yo breath kinda smells like it...kinda funky:laugh:
That's right, my dick hangs two inches....from the ground
I had to bust it out to keep yo girl from givin' me a frown.
Like the movie goes, I said it to your girl one night
"Stop lying, alright? Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight."

http://www.loonyblog.net/wp-content/uploads/malibu_most_wanted.jpg

[puetato89]

i love your reversed name, whats that say...
oh black yaris, i see your dislexic like your mom, anyways
well its almost time 2 got work,
but it aint always easy when your mom always wants more
so ill put her on the floor
and after i walk through the door
ill make sure she's sore
while you contimplate why you got in this for

[KCALB SIRAY]

lol, classic

[ChinoCharles]

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"




thats the best i got atm, haha

I'm impressed with the story, but you got it all wrong...
It wasn't a lady that came along.
See, what happened was I rolled over mid-slumber
And looked at my hand and I saw a number
I didn't remember how it got there at all,
But it made more sense when I gave it a call.
Some dude answered and said "Hello, who's this?"
It was in a voice tone that I couldn't miss.
I stifled a laugh and said "Sup J Shay...
I've got something to tell you... I think you're gay."
So next time you spit, slow down and make sure
Your story is straight... well, more than you were.

[TinyGiant]

lmao...

thats really cool
but when you take your wife to highschool
remember whose the fool
cause shes only sixteen you tool...

so what if i met my wife while she was in high school
should b giving ill props for swimming in the fountain of youth
2 year difference is that much
where all adults who gives a, say what?!

the gap in our age is smaller than the gap in yo teeth
prolly floss with a banana and i think his name is steve

[ChinoCharles]

HA, HA, i love the word gay
but please don't mistake me, i don't swing that way
I just, think, it's a really funny word
Just like my name, it refers to a terd.

Did he just say turd? You gotta be kiddin...
The smell is coming from right where you were sittin.
Your rhymes are so weak they need protein shakes
And even then the atrophy is too much to take.
Its like a third grader picked up a thesaurus
And threw some darts at it, poked it till pourus
And all of the verbs that he happened to hit
Ended up in his rhymes, which again, smell like...
Aw, I couldn't say such a horrible word.
I guess you were right, we'll just stick with turd.

[TinyGiant]

My boy Tiny, can fling it like a monkey
Yo breath kinda smells like it...kinda funky:laugh:
That's right, my dick hangs two inches....from the ground
I had to bust it out to keep yo girl from givin' me a frown.
Like the movie goes, I said it to your girl one night
"Stop lying, alright? Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight."

http://www.loonyblog.net/wp-content/uploads/malibu_most_wanted.jpg


that was probably my uncle
cause my wife wasnt home last night
so for you sake i hope it was on tight

if it really hangs ....two inches from the floor
you prolly have stubby legs or std growths galore

you might want to buy
a pant leg and a shoe
cause just like this rap battle you might lose your weiner too

[jeremyshay]

I'm impressed with the story, but you got it all wrong...
It wasn't a lady that wanted my schlong.
See, what happened was I rolled over mid-slumber
And looked at my hand and I saw a number
I didn't remember how it got there at all,
But it made more sense when I gave it a call.
Some dude answered and said "Hello, who's this?"
It was in a voice tone that I couldn't miss.
I stifled a laugh and said "Sup J Shay...
I've got something to tell you... I think you're gay."
So next time you spit, slow down and make sure
Your story is straight... well, more than you were.

dude, you're coming to kentucky for the meet, and im takin EVERYONE out for the bambi walk!

http://louisville.about.com/b/2008/09/10/reader-question-what-is-the-bambi-walk.htm
...and we have ALOT of bars

[TinyGiant]

dude, you're coming to kentucky for the meet, and im takin EVERYONE out for the bambi walk!

http://louisville.about.com/b/2008/09/10/reader-question-what-is-the-bambi-walk.htm
...and we have ALOT of bars

if you came to the battle you better come in rhyme
cause if you didnt you're just wasting our time.

[KCALB SIRAY]

i love your reversed name, whats that say...
oh black yaris, i see your dislexic like your mom, anyways
well its almost time 2 got work,
but it aint always easy when your mom always wants more
so ill put her on the floor
and after i walk through the door
ill make sure she's sore
while you contimplate why you got in this for

Hold up, my cell phone is ringing
I just got a call and everyones prayin
"yeah uh-huh, that's right she be trippin,
I can't believe that I'm still itchin"
Wednesday came and she still wanted me to pound her
So I rolled her over and onto some flour
I did my business, got my rocks and then paid
Kicked her out da house in her red dress and they all yelled "Hey Kool-aid"

[ChinoCharles]

Why doesn't anyone wanna battle me?
Probably because I'm just that f'n sweet.

Oh, one last thing, and I hate to be mean...
But due to forum drama, keep it PG13

I'll go back and edit some of mine...
You should all do the same before I bust out my 9!

[KCALB SIRAY]

Why doesn't anyone wanna battle me?
Probably because I'm just that f'n sweet.

Oh, one last thing, and I hate to be mean...
But due to forum drama, keep it PG13

I'll go back and edit some of mine...
You should all do the same before I bust out my 9!

Sweet as can be, that's what I've been told
keepin it real, you spit like a 13 year old

[TinyGiant]

Why doesn't anyone wanna battle me?
Probably because I'm just that f'n sweet.

Oh, one last thing, and I hate to be mean...
But due to forum drama, keep it PG13

I'll go back and edit some of mine...
You should all do the same before I bust out my 9!

you do have some skills, but your whiter than my rump
you're face is pretty ugly like your neck just threw up

Chino charles .. is that ma-chino like the cherry
prolly the case cause your fruity like a Mary

my beats are bouncy like your beady lil eyes
but your gayness like mcdonalds came super sized

[jeremyshay]

if you came to the battle you better come in rhyme
cause if you didnt you're just wasting our time.

like the great samuari that lets his sword rust
i dont always spit, cause if i do you're f**ked
you wanna rhyme, thats fine leave it with your friends at home
cause im the illest emcee you've heard since fat tone

[TinyGiant]

Sweet as can be, that's what I've been told
keepin it real, you spit like a 13 year old

kcalbs rhymes are short
like i hear chinos weenie is
j-shay told me, he knows,
cause they co-father a kid

puetato can't spell
and his dog looks like a luck dragon
where did mad dog go I wasnt finished raggin'

Peterpoop is from hawaii
need i say more?
enob's not her here he must be working the door

at the gay bar that etamigo dances at
yaris-me your belly rolling cause your santa fat

(change beat)

j-shay life time membership
which he got from dvlnblkdrs and yar1s too
they heard it was appropriate because he likes the dudes

did I leave anyone one out
cause that would be a shame
this is a rapping ambush
from a yaris renegade

[TinyGiant]

like the great samuari that lets his sword rust
i dont always spit, cause if i do you're f**ked
you wanna rhyme, thats fine leave it with your friends at home
cause im the illest emcee you've heard since fat tone

admit it , your emo, thats why you dont rap
but like me you prolly think most hip hop is crap
your hair is as black as e'ryone in this thread thinks they are
but the redeeming fact is we drive a sweet car

[jeremyshay]

kcalbs rhymes are short
like i hear chinos weenie is
j-shay told me, he knows,
cause they co-father a kid

puetato can't spell
and his dog looks like a luck dragon
where did mad dog go I wasnt finished raggin'

Peterpoop is from hawaii
need i say more?
enob's not her here he must be working the door

at the gay bar that etamigo dances at
yaris-me your belly rolling cause your santa fat

(change beat)

j-shay life time membership
which he got from dvlnblkdrs and yar1s too
they heard it was appropriate because he likes the dudes

did I leave anyone one out
cause that would be a shame
this is a rapping ambush
from a yaris renegade

your last beat didnt make too much sense
but screw it, im bored, and i like to diss
and so what if theres a lady or two that likes me
they all be a thousand miles away, like plain white t's

so next time you wanna battle, dont press your luck
if im in the thread, you're nothin short of f**ked

[jeremyshay]

admit it , your emo, thats why you dont rap
but like me you prolly think most hip hop is crap
your hair is as black as e'ryone in this thread thinks they are
but the redeeming fact is we drive a sweet car

so im emo, tattooed, and got some piercings
doesnt change the fact that when i step up im spitting
and im white as casper, skinny as stretch
but i can throw down 100g's and cover the bet
and yea both our cars are pretty damn sweet
but im no less lethal when i drop the beat

[TinyGiant]

your last beat didnt make too much sense
but screw it, im bored, and i like to diss
and so what if theres a lady or two that likes me
they all be a thousand miles away, like plain white t's

so next time you wanna battle, dont press your luck
if im in the thread, you're nothin short of f**ked

you like to drop the the f-bomb
like it makes a point
just says your a delinquent
and should be in the joint

but I'll admit it
i' like emo too
heck i'm a music promoter,
and a metal dude


if you drop the f-bomb
when you be raggin
sure the mods
will start to do the flaggin

luckily for you ...they invented the Astrix
or you'd be getting yelled at and def'ly get your butt kicked...

[gwasabi]

Did he just say turd? You gotta be kiddin...
The smell is coming from right where you were sittin.
Your rhymes are so weak they need protein shakes
And even then the atrophy is too much to take.
Its like a third grader picked up a thesaurus
And threw some darts at it, poked it till pourus
And all of the verbs that he happened to hit
Ended up in his rhymes, which again, smell like...
Aw, I couldn't say such a horrible word.
I guess you were right, we'll just stick with turd.



You white boys cant rap
all I read is bunch of crap
blah blah this and blah blah that
go back to school and start with cat in the hat
atrophy protein thesaurus and pourus
that would be an english lesson for many of us
but your using a dictionary
and unfortunately
its the same story
as a 13 year old reading rhymes from a nursery

your not half as bad
I will give you that
but even your chick holla
"Gwasabi's rhymes are phat!"

You know what else is phat?
not your wang, thats a fact
well at least that's what she told me last night
when she was in my pants!

:P

P.S. Good game guys good game. No hate. Just for Fun!

[TinyGiant]

so im emo, tattooed, and got some piercings
doesnt change the fact that when i step up im spitting
and im white as casper, skinny as stretch
but i can throw down 100g's and cover the bet
and yea both our cars are pretty damn sweet
but im no less lethal when i drop the beat

this rhyme wasn't good when i read it
so i put in between some bread and e'd it
when i pooped it out
it still stunk just as bad
which is still aight.. for the president of G.L.A.D

okay, fine , i'll admit it
it was actually pretty good
the words all rhymed
and it bounced where it should

[TinyGiant]

P.S. Good game guys good game. No hate. Just for Fun!

i'm glad more people are getting into it .. its fun :) stretch the brain a little :)

[jeremyshay]

you like to drop the the f-bomb
like it makes a point
just says your a delinquent
and should be in the joint

but I'll admit it
i' like emo too
heck i'm a music promoter,
and a metal dude


if you drop the f-bomb
when you be raggin
sure the mods
will start to do the flaggin

luckily for you ...they invented the Astrix
or you'd be getting yelled at and def'ly get your butt kicked...

to me, curses set atop a sentence like a cherry
perhaps, in a past life i was a sailor, like jerry
and yea, i like music, maybe a band or two
nothin like rockin some BTBAM then Frou Frou
so go ahead, hop on in my death cab, cutie
so i can beat you till your face is swoll as j-lo's booty

[TinyGiant]

to me, curses set atop a sentence like a cherry
perhaps, in a past life i was a sailor, like jerry
and yea, i like music, maybe a band or two
nothin like rockin some BTBAM then Frou Frou
so go ahead, hop on in my death cab, cutie
so i can beat you till your face is swoll as j-lo's booty

like j-lo's booty i'm prolly worth a bil
and like james bond i certainly shoot to kill
"so violent, you are" as yoda would prolly say
you seem to like violence as much as we say gay

[gwasabi]

like j-lo's booty i'm prolly worth a bil
and like james bond i certainly shoot to kill
"so violent, you are" as yoda would prolly say
you seem to like violence as much as we say gay

Worth a bill?
which one?
you talking bout the one with george washington on?

That's a pitty
that aint worth nothin
and j lo's ass?
well, it aint really that pretty

your certainly right
that's what yoda would say
he'd also tell ya
"James bond you are? he is totally gay"

[jeremyshay]

like j-lo's booty i'm prolly worth a bil
and like james bond i certainly shoot to kill
"so violent, you are" as yoda would prolly say
you seem to like violence as much as we say gay

if you're james bond, call me double-o 6
runnin through the jungle with xenia, runnin this sh*t
bailin on MI-6, and fakin my death
you're stunned, speachless, cant take a breath
so keep goin on with these silly games
but i leave you with this, "for england james?"

[ChinoCharles]

You white boys cant rap
all I read is bunch of crap
blah blah this and blah blah that
go back to school and start with cat in the hat
atrophy protein thesaurus and pourus
that would be an english lesson for many of us
but your using a dictionary
and unfortunately
its the same story
as a 13 year old reading rhymes from a nursery

your not half as bad
I will give you that
but even your chick holla
"Gwasabi's rhymes are phat!"

You know what else is phat?
not your wang, thats a fact
well at least that's what she told me last night
when she was in my pants!

gwasabi, enjoy your rhymes while you've got time.
I just talked to your Mom, you're to be in bed by nine.
See, that time I dissed on you with tiny words
So you could follow along, take notes and learn.

you do have some skills, but your whiter than my rump
you're face is pretty ugly like your neck just threw up

Chino charles .. is that ma-chino like the cherry
prolly the case cause your fruity like a Mary

my beats are bouncy like your beady lil eyes
but your gayness like mcdonalds came super sized

Tiny Giant, I mean... where do I start...
Its like Steve from Blues Clues, if he shopped at Wal-Mart.
See, my rhymes are condition critical, red alert
And they ain't on sale, like that stupid red shirt.
Boy, you need some style... take a t-t-t-tip from me,
Theres nothing hardcore 'bout Salvation Army.
Before you start rhymin' and spittin' and mackin'
Change your AV, you look like you got caught whackin'.

J SHAY ROFL your last two lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[jeremyshay]

J SHAY ROFL your last two lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL

lol which ones? the 007 lines or DCFC/Jlo?

[ChinoCharles]

Jlo!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now...
Oh my lord, it hurts, ow, ow!

[jeremyshay]

Jlo!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now...
Oh my lord, it hurts, ow, ow!

gracias!

[ChinoCharles]

so go ahead, hop on in my death cab, cutie
so i can beat you till your face is swoll as j-lo's booty


BAAAAAHAHAHAHA :bellyroll: :cry:

[KCALB SIRAY]

As I sit here ready to go
I'm sure Chuck's thinking, I'm ready to "flow"
Little does he know, that getting mud for turtle
doesn't really matter if it's from his aunt Mertle
His previous rhymes were nothing short of a fluke
But using your dog to make Joey puke!?


later guys

[gwasabi]

gwasabi, enjoy your rhymes while you've got time.
I just talked to your Mom, you're to be in bed by nine.
See, that time I dissed on you with tiny words
So you could follow along, take notes and learn.



Tiny Giant, I mean... where do I start...
Its like Steve from Blues Clues, if he shopped at Wal-Mart.
See, my rhymes are condition critical, red alert
And they ain't on sale, like that stupid red shirt.
Boy, you need some style... take a t-t-t-tip from me,
Theres nothing hardcore 'bout Salvation Army.
Before you start rhymin' and spittin' and mackin'
Change your AV, you look like you got caught whackin'.

J SHAY ROFL your last two lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I aint the only one enjoying my rhymes,
i told you bro your chick all over my lines.
Woah, dude, hold up man my mom just called yo
she said "Your friend's mad. what was his name? Chino?
He said your with his girlfriend. is that true?
Well come home boy, it's past your curfew.
And that girl of his, bring her with you.
and maybe you'll get some with her in bed too"
Holy cow! What a day! I'm luckier than most!
Rap battlin with the chino on this pretty awesome post.
Too bad your not a real challenge,im sorry but I gotta say
Whos up next, chino get outta the way.

[gwasabi]

no hate no hate!

[ChinoCharles]

Its all in good fun, dude, relax, relax,
Now having said that, time to kick your rhyme's ass.

I like how you put a "the" in front of my name,
A sign of respect for an OG in this game.
I usually battle the post, maybe not the person,
But your rhyme was so weak, its almost a diversion,
So lets ignore the rest and get sick lyrical
As it should be, cuz my words are a damn miracle
But in all fairness, I've had a lot of practice
Punkin' kids who think a mic is rights for a rap disc
I've done it all kid, hip-hop and rock
Ask Thomas's ringer, I've even done pop
I eat music for breakfast and crap it out before bed
But not before talkin' to your Mom, like I said.
See I do this all day son, get paid to play son,
Go out a single man, come home a king son
You're playing a little bit outta your league, son...
You said my chick... but hey, which one?
Specify, rectify, stupify, spit,
Captivate, animate, entertain, sh!t,
But before you tell me those words were too large,
Didn't they tell you? I make the rules, I'm in charge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km22zWPz4uY

[jeremyshay]

Its all in good fun, dude, relax, relax,
Now having said that, time to kick your rhyme's ass.

I like how you put a "the" in front of my name,
A sign of respect for an OG in this game.
I usually battle the post, maybe not the person,
But your rhyme was so weak, its almost a diversion,
So lets ignore the rest and get sick lyrical
As it should be, cuz my words are a damn miracle
But in all fairness, I've had a lot of practice
Punkin' kids who think a mic is rights for a rap disc
I've done it all kid, hip-hop and rock
Ask Thomas's ringer, I've even done pop
I eat music for breakfast and crap it out before bed
But not before talkin' to your Mom, like I said.
See I do this all day son, get paid to play son,
Go out a single man, come home a king son
You're playing a little bit outta your league, son...
You said my chick... but hey, which one?
Specify, rectify, stupify, spit,
Captivate, animate, entertain, sh!t,
But before you tell me those words were too large,
Didn't they tell you? I make the rules, I'm in charge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km22zWPz4uY

:bow:

[gwasabi]

Doin it for years you say? That's too bad
looks like you need more practice buddy, just a tad.

I see why your flows a joke, it's easy to say
It's not hard to make shit for music when it comes out the other way
I wonder what it's like, coming home the king of gays
Wait till your mom finds out, oh boy that'll be the day.

captivate animate entertain shit?
popping locking docking mocking hit!
I can rhyme couple words if that's fine and dandy
but that's not what we're tryin to do, alright buddy?

accept your rank, make your bank, do what you like everyday
as for me compared to you? well I'm ahead of the game.
When you catch up, let me know and spit me your flow.
Until then please refrain, BTW thats a cute show.

[johnnypaseo]

As far as the eye can see its all real
i got snipers in the roof top yo Prepare to kill,
All it takes is one shot, cuz we're ready,
to simplify shit, you want clips i got plenty, lol!!

[jeremyshay]

i guess when tiny saw i came with a fire
he put up his keyboard and chose to retire
and yea i gotta admit he should be a little ashamed
that i straight made him my bitch in this rap battle game
so before i leave to throw red paint on this town
we see whos truly tiny, and whos the real giant now.


happy st. patty's day everyone!:drinking:

[TinyGiant]

i guess when tiny saw i came with a fire
he put up his keyboard and chose to retire
and yea i gotta admit he should be a little ashamed
that i straight made him my bitch in this rap battle game
so before i leave to throw red paint on this town
we see whos truly tiny, and whos the real giant now.


happy st. patty's day everyone!:drinking:

Sorry i wasnt around
I was a little busy
Had to retolex my half stack
and pass flyers round the city

I have a show sunday .. see ya there hunny?
gotta spread the word so i dont lose any money.


its 4:30am and and I have tons to print tomorrow
gotta get up at 8:30.. its a little hard to swallow.

Gonna prolly be dead , like and old man take a nap
catch ya tomorrow, come up with some better crap

[eTiMaGo]

TinyGiant, he thinks he's a playa',
but he's never met this here slaya'
his life of a sleepless wonder workaholic
never gonna get a bitch with whom to "frolic"

not that it matters to him anyway
if you listen to what I gotta say...

cuz I know him and where he's from
always dressed up in the latest fads
problem is, he ain't got a mom
gay bastard's got his two dads!

(ok I suck at this ahahhaha)

[reflux]

Traffic, traffic
lookin' fo my chapstick,
feelin' kinda car sick,
there's a Ford Maverick.

bahaha malibu's most wanted.

[KCALB SIRAY]

TinyGiant, he thinks he's a playa',
but he's never met this here slaya'
his life of a sleepless wonder workaholic
never gonna get a bitch with whom to "frolic"

not that it matters to him anyway
if you listen to what I gotta say...

cuz I know him and where he's from
always dressed up in the latest fads
problem is, he ain't got a mom
gay bastard's got his two dads!

(ok I suck at this ahahhaha)

Oh damn, look who just popped in
It's Moby son, and he's looking for a man
I Can't wait to hear the spit back from Tommy
I hope he doesn't run and tell his Mommy
that I snuck up back about a quarter past 2:00
Looking for his chicken head and you know who
Incase you don't know, here's the thick of the plot
She's got two thick legs, two thighs and a very big
Cock-a-doodle doo, I clucked towards the window
She jumped up and said "you bastard eTiMaGo"
It must have been good cause he didn't even run
She jumped out the window as I held up my gun
He looked up at me and said "What the hell bro"
"I'm working undercover as Inspector Clouseau"

:smoking:

[toad]

Oh damn, look who just popped in
It's Moby son, and he's looking for a man
I Can't wait to hear the spit back from Tommy
I hope he doesn't run and tell his Mommy
that I snuck up back about a quarter past 2:00
Looking for his chicken head and you know who
Incase you don't know, here's the thick of the plot
She's got two thick legs, two thighs and a very big
Cock-a-doodle doo, I clucked towards the window
She jumped up and said "you bastard eTiMaGo"
It must have been good cause he didn't even run
She jumped out the window as I held up my gun
He looked up at me and said "What the hell bro"
"I'm working undercover as Inspector Clouseau"

:smoking:

toad just discovered this thread
now you is dead
i'm droppin' rhyme on you
like your mom did to your head
playin' your nintendo
but little did you know
toad would get the last laugh
did you just say 'inspector clouseau'?
kcalb siray?
what the hell is that?
yeah, i can spell backwards
e mag ruoy si e mat
(in lat)

[puetato89]

this is still going on
is all this written by a robot
do i have to blow up peoples spots?
well, i guess i better not
but as im doing toads mom
his stuff is gonna flop...
wait, who likes toad anyways
he never got no play
he was wack like the new beyonce
he was always in some castle
shit, he never even battled
i guess hes cool if your a shroomhead

[toad]

this is still going on
is all this written by a robot
do i have to blow up peoples spots?
well, i guess i better not
but as im doing toads mom
his stuff is gonna flop...
wait, who likes toad anyways
he never got no play
he was wack like the new beyonce
he was always in some castle
shit, he never even battled
i guess hes cool if your a shroomhead

robot?
is that all you got?
i took my 'mushroomhead' to paris
and she said 'it's hot'
'doing toads mom'
i hear that all the time
i guess orlando is known for two things-
old people AND stale rhyme
if you don't like 'toad'
then call me 'mcgyver'
i'll fix your words
with some duct tape and pliers

[puetato89]

well ok then "mcgyver",
your ryhmes are way 2 sour
like biting into a lemon every half-n-hour
but i enjoy the gay toad
cause like mario, ill have to save you, you coward

[toad]

well ok then "mcgyver",
your ryhmes are way 2 sour
like biting into a lemon every half-n-hour
but i enjoy the gay toad
cause like mario, ill have to save you, you coward

'the gay toad', whatever
now you gotta reach
if you have to question my team
talk to princess peach
she's a classy girl
not no disney tinker-ho fairy
before i met her
she was known as 'princess cherry'
it's gettin' old
all this video game rhyme
what else should i expect
from 'vitz king89'?

[PETERPOOP]

Yo,
The user "The Spectacle" is gay
And that's all I gotta say.
Peace out.