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enobmort42
04-15-2009, 11:46 AM
Mine would be, "may contain explicit language"
KCALB SIRAY
04-15-2009, 11:53 AM
WARNING: With Mogwai, comes much responsibility
eTiMaGo
04-15-2009, 11:55 AM
"liable to do really dumb things without warning"
detroiter
04-15-2009, 12:07 PM
Mine would be a sign that says "Exit Only" :X
Mouse
04-15-2009, 12:08 PM
"Warning, Very QUIET"
toyo
04-15-2009, 12:17 PM
'will think things through a LOT'
SailDesign
04-15-2009, 12:29 PM
"Thinks he's funnier than his kids think he is"

Honestly, though, I think I'd be so covered in labels you wouldn't be able to see me at all. :biggrin:
coheed
04-15-2009, 12:32 PM
"Contains explicit lanuage, does lewd acts and may cause sharpie marks on face: dont fall asleep." :drinking:
eTiMaGo
04-15-2009, 12:54 PM
"Horny"

I don't think you need a warning for that, it seems pretty obvious at first sight... then again there are "caution: hot" warnings on coffee cups...
TLyttle
04-15-2009, 01:10 PM
"No bureaucrats permitted within 100'..."
jclo3313
04-15-2009, 02:10 PM
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33OH
04-15-2009, 02:40 PM
This one made me laugh..

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/5619/androidsthumbnailts3.jpg
tomato
04-15-2009, 05:52 PM
"Warning: may shoot from the hip anytime!"
SIPNGAS
04-15-2009, 06:09 PM
"Under Construction"

Or...if it's a good day..."Dangerous Curves Ahead". :biggrin:
tomato
04-15-2009, 06:18 PM
"Under Construction"

Or...if it's a good day..."Dangerous Curves Ahead". :biggrin:

:laughabove: good one!! :biggrin:
SIPNGAS
04-15-2009, 06:20 PM
I kind of like that one, too. :cool:
firebob
04-15-2009, 06:23 PM
Take your shit else ware…

***rant warning***
I don’t know why but people think that just because I don’t know people in a plant and will be there for 2 or 3 days they think I should know all the gossip. Why do I care about who did what to who when I don’t know anything about anyone there. I’m there to help the company keep there quality certifications current.
SailDesign
04-15-2009, 06:33 PM
"Under Construction"

Or...if it's a good day..."Dangerous Curves Ahead". :biggrin:

I always wanted a t-shirt for my wife, when pregnant, that had the symbol or a bulbous bow on it (it's a shippie thing) and one for me with a "bow thruster" symbol.
Glad I never found one, though. :smile:
BailOut
04-15-2009, 06:35 PM
"WARNING: Has no tolerance for bullshit, stupidity, flakiness or laziness"
1stToyota
04-15-2009, 06:40 PM
DANGER!
May be fatal or cause blindness if swallowed. Contents under pressure.
Altitude
04-15-2009, 06:44 PM
If accidentally ingested, induce vomiting.
marcus
04-15-2009, 07:11 PM
WARNING! " Beware I'll beat any mussle car on a 0-600 km straight run "
AlexNet0
04-15-2009, 07:23 PM
"No service after hours"

^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast
SilverBack
04-15-2009, 07:38 PM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m251/krayzeejojo/neverminddog.jpg
firebob
04-15-2009, 08:28 PM
"WARNING: Has no tolerance for bullshit, stupidity, flakiness or laziness"

This is the one I need. I should get it printed on the next batch of our company golf shirts.
33OH
04-16-2009, 09:11 AM
"No service after hours"

^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast

Ah jeeze, I hate that too!!
eTiMaGo
04-16-2009, 10:28 AM
"Under Construction"

Or...if it's a good day..."Dangerous Curves Ahead". :biggrin:

don't you mean.... "slippery when wet"? :laugh:
SIPNGAS
04-16-2009, 11:27 AM
don't you mean.... "slippery when wet"? :laugh:

LOL

I guess that could work, too. :tongue:
tomato
04-16-2009, 02:09 PM
"No service after hours"

^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast

Here you go, just for you :wink:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/frustrations/388b/zoom/
marcus
04-16-2009, 02:55 PM
got one.. what about " beware!!...WARNING LABEL "
ChinoCharles
04-16-2009, 03:10 PM
WARNING: Side effects may include LOL, WTF and OMGROFL
mikenacarato
04-16-2009, 03:22 PM
me... "known in some states to cause cancer"

my girlfriend... "read owners manual before operating"
LtNoogie
04-16-2009, 03:27 PM
Mine would say "Boobies make him smile"
KCALB SIRAY
04-16-2009, 03:40 PM
Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract
SIPNGAS
04-16-2009, 03:54 PM
Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract

Yes, these are OPERATING instructions....

not a warning label.


Whooo...that was HOT.
KCALB SIRAY
04-16-2009, 03:57 PM
Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract. Releasing too fast could cause damage to the attached cable
KCALB SIRAY
04-16-2009, 03:58 PM
ha!
SailDesign
04-16-2009, 04:07 PM
me... "known in some states to cause cancer"

my girlfriend... "read owners manual before operating"

Yours came with a manual?!? Wish mine had.... :biggrin:
enobmort42
04-17-2009, 08:57 PM
warning: may cause drowsiness!
talnlnky
04-18-2009, 12:46 PM
"Will argue incessantly if he hears incorrect data"


oh... and...
"Not for the faint of heart" (to warn the gf of course) .... ok... maybe not.
nemelek
04-18-2009, 03:14 PM
My step daughter: Talks excessively on things I know very little about.
nemelek
04-18-2009, 03:15 PM
Me. Caution. Will one day use your words against you.
BLAZINBLUEVITZ
04-18-2009, 04:09 PM
DOESN'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.....
1NZYaris1
04-18-2009, 05:38 PM
Approuch with caution , known too bite. :thumbup:
cali yaris
04-18-2009, 05:46 PM
"Open carefully: products may have shifted during transport"
1NZYaris1
04-18-2009, 06:28 PM
"Open carefully: products may have shifted during transport"

:rolleyes: Should it not read

unless you are MADE OF C/F you get no love :iono: :laugh: :bow: :bow:
DefStarYaris
04-18-2009, 06:40 PM
"Do not puncture or dispose of in fire"
SIPNGAS
04-18-2009, 06:57 PM
DOESN'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS.....

Ha!! I think you get the award for most accurate. :wink:


KIDDING.....

ok..not really. That IS a good warning label for you.
SIPNGAS
04-18-2009, 06:58 PM
Approuch with caution , known too bite. :thumbup:

Kiwis bite? Funny.... :wink:
Klinton
04-18-2009, 07:14 PM
for accurate dosing, use dose cup
jdinrc
04-18-2009, 07:25 PM
Danger: Volitile mixture. Handle with care.
Arkhangel
04-18-2009, 07:37 PM
WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
enobmort42
04-18-2009, 10:50 PM
"Open carefully: products may have shifted during transport"

hahha
coheed
04-18-2009, 11:02 PM
Caution: May cause qeustioning why things happen that cause injury. Also may cause dizziness.
anonymous user
04-19-2009, 04:21 PM
Caution, I stand and piss in the toilet.
eTiMaGo
04-19-2009, 04:30 PM
"beware of frequent noxious gas purging" would be quite good for me too :biggrin:
jclo3313
04-19-2009, 04:40 PM
:barf:
Bob_VT
04-19-2009, 07:04 PM
Caution: I am not as good as I once was..... but I am as good once as I ever was!
dvlnblkdrs
04-19-2009, 07:09 PM
warning: i flirt :biggrin: :cool:
jclo3313
04-19-2009, 07:24 PM
warning: i flirt :biggrin: :cool:

Fo sho!
Autoprue
04-19-2009, 07:27 PM
Choking hazard
dvlnblkdrs
04-19-2009, 07:29 PM
lol thanks John.. you havent even seen 90% of it either! iv got men all over this globe, baybee! :cool:
jclo3313
04-19-2009, 07:43 PM
I'll see it this summer in the "flesh"!:biggrin:
dvlnblkdrs
04-19-2009, 07:46 PM
indeed... and once alcohol is added.. flirting level multiplies :wink:
KCALB SIRAY
04-19-2009, 09:05 PM
warning: confused like a mutha