Food, Sex, or Car? [Game - SFW]

[Darb]

This game is based off of an old SNL skit.
How to play:

Person A lists three People/Animals/things.
In order, the first item is to be used as food, the second to be used for sex and the third as some mode of transportation.

Person B chooses one of the three from the list above them.

Person B then makes a new list for the next poster/victim.

Example:

Person A

F: Kiwi
S: Michael Jackson
C: A yaris

Person B:

Yaris!

F: Mushroom
S: Melissa Joan Hart
C: A unicycle with no seat

Person C:

Mushroom!
(New list)

I'll start it off:

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F: 60 year old twinkie
S: Alan Greenspan
C: A Ford Pinto in a demolition derby.

[yaris-me]

F: 60 year old Twinkies
S: Alan Greenspan
C: Beverly Hillbillies' truck

[33OH]

F: 60 year old twinkies
S: Watermelon (what, she's loose!)
C: Toyota Yaris!

[Darb]

(You're supposed to pick one from the list above, then post your list.) :)

Yaris, of course.

F: Durian Fruit
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian)S: Durian Fruit
C: A truck full of Durian Fruit.

[SIPNGAS]

F. Watermelon
S. tequila
C. Moped

[jclo3313]

f. tequila
s. monkey
c. elephant

[Darb]

Must...save thread. Make sure you pick one from the list above. :)

Tequila.

F: Salt.
S: Cheney.
C: A hummer, that's on fire, and you're stuck inside.

[jclo3313]

Must destroy thread.:biggrin:
Salt

pig
dog
cat

[jclo3313]

tricycle

deer
camel
donkey

[Darb]

Deer

F: Paper
S: Fran Drescher (while she's talking)
C: Boa Constrictor

[33OH]

The Nanny!! (Fran)

F: Chocolate
S: Apple pie
C: Cheetah

[supmet]

lol, cheetah - harold and kumar style

F: a hot pocket that is blistering on the outside, and still frozen in the middle
S: rosie o'donnel
C: a honda fit

[TheUnGroomed]

Hot pocket all the way!

F: Kiwano (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horned_melon)
S: Seat Cushions
C: Pontiac Aztek

[engelm_]

Kiwano

F: Chalupa
S: Iphone App: Massager
C: A vespa

[Darb]

Vespa

F: 1 pound of Licorice Jelly Beans
S: Green Jell-o
C: A submarine with a screen door.

[TheUnGroomed]

I'll take the jell-o

F: The Cornhole (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/98173575/the-cornhole-corn-on-the-cob-wrapped-in-hickory) (Don't worry it's SFW)
S: The Mercury Mistress
C: The Mercury Mistress

[SilverBack]

Mercury mistress

F: Year-old mystery "blob" in fridge

S: Richard Simmons

T: Tractor

[jclo3313]

tractor


a. beaver
b. turkey
c. emu

[SIPNGAS]

Turkey
F: Lasagna
S: Knee-high boots
T: Schwinn Red Classic Balloon-Tired bike.

[SilverBack]

Schwinn

F: Dog
S: Pig
T: Chuck wagon pulled by little kids