Stupidest or most embarrassing thing you did lately?

[tomato]

OK, I'll go first.

Usually, when we have clients come over, we get snacks and sandwiches from the caterers and put them in the meeting room for them. Since it's pretty good stuff, whatever is left over untouched goes to the break room after they leave and anyone is welcome to have it. Some of the food ends up in the fridge rather than on the table because it would spoil if left unrefrigerated for hours.

So, a couple of weeks ago, I get the email "meeting's over, left-over stuff available" . I show up, open the fridge and see a bowl with some fruit salad that looks really inviting. So I help myself generously since I was kind of hungry. In fact, I ate almost all of it and it was pretty good.

The following day, I see one of my co-workers picking up that same bowl and standing in front of the fridge scratching her head like something's wrong... it occurred to me, I had eaten her lunch!! Oooops :redface:

OK all yours ! (keep it clean, uh? :wink::biggrin:)

[Tamago]

i texted my gf "i want to fuck your pussy"
















then about two hours later, i realized the stupid T9 had put PUPPY instead










FML

[jclo3313]

Classy

[Morgan]

After spending nearly $30k on my education, specializing in early reading development.... being shown up by a 2nd grader who knew that "ea" has two sounds (long - each; short - dead)


FML

[KCALB SIRAY]

After spending nearly $30k on my education, specializing in early reading development.... being shown up by a 2nd grader who knew that "ea" has two sounds (long - each; short - dead)


FML

ohhhh snap!:eek:

[hatchbackkid82]

Are you smarter than a 2nd grader? JK

[hatchbackkid82]

WOW:eek:

i texted my gf "i want to fuck your pussy"
















then about two hours later, i realized the stupid T9 had put PUPPY instead










FML

[BailOut]

I mentioned this in another thread but it belongs here, too.

While on a nice, lazy bicycle ride on a paved path last Sunday, and while riding my full suspension mountain bike (because my wife was on the hybrid bike), I managed to hook my rear tire on a railroad track. I was clipped in to the pedals and as I lost all forward progress and pumped hard to try to power out of it all I managed was to power myself right into the ground. I did this right in front of a park full of people and got so twisted up on the ground that I had to unclip my left foot with my hands to start the process of getting back up.

[ChinoCharles]

I called mikenacarato "dear" thinking I was talking to someone else. Then he asked why I called him dear and I thought it was the girl telling me not to call her dear and then I was embarrassed, and then I realized it was Mike and I was REALLY embarassed. LOL good times.

[SailDesign]

After the New England meet was scheduled, I didn't bother to check the thread again. So... on the 19th of April, I show up at Shopper's World expecting to see a whole raft of Yarii there. Nada. Zip!
So I go over to kid #3's new apartment, not too far away, where I had said I would go afterwards to check it out, have lunch with her and go home. Check thread - it was changed to the 26th!
Yes, I went the next weekend (it's only 1.5 hrs to get there) as well. The security guy who was helping me find Yarii on the 19th had the good grace NOT to drive and make fun of me, just waved and grinned.....

[Tamago]

some guy told me he liked my style

[ChinoCharles]

ROFL!

[enobmort42]

thinking i was alone in the bathroom, i texted a friend something funny that had happened earlier. a few seconds later, i heard chuckling coming from a few stalls down and thought it was him, so i said, "you liked that, didn't you?" and laughed a little. in a middle eastern accent, the other guy replied, "what? who, me?" i hurried out as fast as i could.

[tomato]

:bellyroll:
pretty good stuff, lol, keep them coming!

[Syroyizhka]

I remote started my car in the garage while it was in gear, and ended up catching it with my dad :0 not pleasant experience

[ChinoCharles]

I remote started my car in the garage while it was in gear, and ended up catching it with my dad :0 not pleasant experience

OOPS!

[TheUnGroomed]

Back in 7th grade, my friend was eating his lunch while on the school bus(school was closed early because of snow). While he had a large spoon full of apple sauce in his mouth I said something stupid. I don't remember what it was. After I said it he did the biggest spit-take ever. It went all over the guy in front of us. We both got a bit of a beating for that.

[Syroyizhka]

i think my dad got scared more than me, he was so worried that i might have broken my leg that he made me leave the garage and it took him about 15 mins to start talking again :)

[YAR1S]

thinking i was alone in the bathroom, i texted a friend something funny that had happened earlier. a few seconds later, i heard chuckling coming from a few stalls down and thought it was him, so i said, "you liked that, didn't you?" and laughed a little. in a middle eastern accent, the other guy replied, "what? who, me?" i hurried out as fast as i could.

haha ...:clap:

[SailDesign]

i think my dad got scared more than me, he was so worried that i might have broken my leg that he made me leave the garage and it took him about 15 mins to start talking again :)

He just wanted to be able to laugh without embarrassing you. :smile:

[Syroyizhka]

He just wanted to be able to laugh without embarrassing you. :smile:

All i was saying was "was there any damage?"and all he said "don't look at the car, is your leg broken?" i ended up breaking the Hood lift, that i recently found out cost 80 bucks....that was shocking....for small strut...shit...

[mikenacarato]

I called mikenacarato "dear" thinking I was talking to someone else. Then he asked why I called him dear and I thought it was the girl telling me not to call her dear and then I was embarrassed, and then I realized it was Mike and I was REALLY embarassed. LOL good times.

LOL! when I said...dont call me dear..you got all sad like i shut you down.

[SilverBack]

The other day I was at a small music store looking at CDs. The owner was protectively eye-balling me because his daughter (assuming) was standing behind me looking at the opposite shelf, which I wasn't aware of. I take a step back and stumble on her heel. Instinctively I reach back to break my fall just to end up grabbing a handful of ass (a nice tight one too). I was pretty sure everyone there saw it. Even though I sincerely apologized to her and she thought nothing of it, the owner looked uber-pissed. It was time to high-tail it outta there and never come back...

[ChinoCharles]

LOL! when I said...dont call me dear..you got all sad like i shut you down.

LOL I know. Priceless.

[tomato]

OK, anyone ever did this?

* hitting "reply to all" by accident (or worse, sending the email to the wrong person!)

* thinking there is absolutely nobody around to hear it and letting out a loud fart, only to realize that I wasn't alone

* putting something on the top of your car, getting in your car, and driving off... (that happened to my Dad once, he put his camera on top of the car and forgot it)

[Tamago]

OK, anyone ever did this?

* hitting "reply to all" by accident (or worse, sending the email to the wrong person!)


i almost lost my job doing that back in the day..


one of my really big customers sent a request for "return" for some products he'd allegedly purchased from us. well, he HAD purchased them before.. ONE piece.

he was trying to return 12 of them.

hit reply to all (because my team-leader was in the email) and neglected removing the customer from the address list.

and said..


is this guy serious? what an idiot, he's only bought 1 from us


yeah..... didn't go over well.

[SilverBack]

* thinking there is absolutely nobody around to hear it and letting out a loud fart, only to realize that I wasn't alone

* putting something on the top of your car, getting in your car, and driving off... (that happened to my Dad once, he put his camera on top of the car and forgot it)[/B]

At Starbucks when I tried really hard to let it rip slowly and quietly. I had to put alot of pressure on it, so in the end everyone heard it :redface:

My ArtBin on the roof of my car while on the phone. I didn't realize it until I heard it slide-off and hit the pavement. By the time I pulled over another car had already smashed it to pieces

[tomato]

ouch!

How about this one. E-mailing my buddy's girlfriend a politically incorrect / crude/ offensive Irish-in-a bar joke, and getting an email back from her saying "Why thank you, by the way, I am Irish, and yes, we do like our drinks ... " ooops:redface:

[Tamago]

ouch!

How about this one. E-mailing my buddy's girlfriend a politically incorrect / crude/ offensive Irish-in-a bar joke, and getting an email back from her saying "Why thank you, by the way, I am Irish, and yes, we do like our drinks ... " ooops:redface:

sounds like she took it pretty well..

[LtNoogie]

I mentioned this in another thread but it belongs here, too.

While on a nice, lazy bicycle ride on a paved path last Sunday, and while riding my full suspension mountain bike (because my wife was on the hybrid bike), I managed to hook my rear tire on a railroad track. I was clipped in to the pedals and as I lost all forward progress and pumped hard to try to power out of it all I managed was to power myself right into the ground. I did this right in front of a park full of people and got so twisted up on the ground that I had to unclip my left foot with my hands to start the process of getting back up.

Similar story about my first mountain bike with pedal clips. I clipped in my new shoes, pedalled out the back of the store to their parking lot and realized I never learned how to unclip. A car approached so I slowed to a completed stop and then just flopped over bike and hall onto the blacktop. I had to lay there until the bicycle store people ran over and show me how to unclip my feet.

[toad]

the other day i was in a closed-door meeting with some of my fellow managers and i was given the old 'nothing you say leaves this room' line. well, i was frustrated with a co-worker(who wasn't in the room) and needed to vent so i WENT OFF(dumb, i know)! anyways, the next day said co-worker asked me if his name was brought up? i denied and he tells me 'that's not what i heard!'. last time i say anything :mad:

[Tamago]

i denied and he tells me 'that's not what i heard!'. last time i say anything :mad:

yeahhhh shit talking always leaks...

[GeneW]

I was working on a project on part of a device while two more experienced people were working nearby. They kept dumping state data and being less than helpful.

My boss accidentally shifted the deadline back a day because he wrote up an email wrong on his crackberry. I told the guys about the email and they quit what they were doing to help me. One of them was the systems architect and banged out the work very fast.

I congratulated my boss on his mistake, and was so pleased that I laughed. He mocked my laughter. I figured he was pissed at me, thinking I was laughing at him rather than being pleased, so I had some explaining to do.

Wasn't so much dumb as me being a bit out of the ordinary at what amuses me, but it came off sounding dumb.

Gene

[GeneW]

One job I worked at one of my coworkers and I had a mutual attraction going.


One day I took a break from work I was wearing some protective gear that had a bowknot to keep it on me.

She decided it's be fun to untie the knot. Wouldn't you know just as she pulled the knot free I farted?

Damn!

Gene

[Tamago]

One job I worked at one of my coworkers and I had a mutual attraction going.


One day I took a break from work I was wearing some protective gear that had a bowknot to keep it on me.

She decided it's be fun to untie the knot. Wouldn't you know just as she pulled the knot free I farted?

Damn!

Gene

if she still went out with you, it was meant to be

bow-knots and safety dont go together btw

[GeneW]

I used to wear scrubs at one job. One day while I was talking to a rather lovely nurse something slipped out of my underwear and was poking against the scrubs. I was not aroused or anything just how the clothes all ended up being arranged.

She noticed my junk and started staring. I mean like deer in the headlights staring. Talking to me the whole time without moving her eyes.

So... guys... what do you do? The business end of your junk is basically hanging out there, she's married, she's already nailed one guy for sexual harassment, she's staring at your junk with rapt fascination.... and you think she's cute so you're not going to shrink up and vanish out of sight. Sure as heck don't want to say, "Okay, Kxxxx, let me put this away, okay?". She'd run to the office screaming murder.

I have to stand and take it until she'd done giving orders to me.

If she'd been single or hadn't been a snitch I might have given her more of a thrill but here I am wondering if I'm going to HR while she's just staring and staring....

Finally I was rescued by a phone call... Put him away soon after.

Gene

[GeneW]

if she still went out with you, it was meant to be

bow-knots and safety dont go together btw

The bow knot kept the disposable garment on.

I liked T but her Mom spoiled it for us. Later she got married.

Gene

[GeneW]

* thinking there is absolutely nobody around to hear it and letting out a loud fart, only to realize that I wasn't alone

Too many times.

Gene

[GeneW]

the other day i was in a closed-door meeting with some of my fellow managers and i was given the old 'nothing you say leaves this room' line. well, i was frustrated with a co-worker(who wasn't in the room) and needed to vent so i WENT OFF(dumb, i know)! anyways, the next day said co-worker asked me if his name was brought up? i denied and he tells me 'that's not what i heard!'. last time i say anything :mad:

Any time I've been angry it's always hurt me to some degree. Most businesses seem to put a premium on people being tolerant of others.

Usually when someone is stupid they tend to make their own bed. If they're using you to clean up after them the best answer is to make their problem the bosses problem and not your problem. By that I mean that if you're TCB for them you cannot do your own work, and you have to make that clear. If they're playing games that will hurt them in the long run.

Lately when people irritate me I let it pass. Isn't worth it.

Gene

[KCALB SIRAY]

Long story short....got drunk, went to club, puked on girl, passed out on dance floor, placed in the ally. Fun times, fun times

[enobmort42]

long story short... got drunk, bought a round for the entire bar, blacked out, called 911 because i couldn't get my contacts out.

[KCALB SIRAY]

I failed to mention her shirt was up and her muffins were exposed

[tomato]

sounds like she took it pretty well..

hard to tell. it was a real mean joke, too. I ought to know better than sending offensive jokes to people I hardly know. :iono:

Oh, well, live and learn :biggrin:

[hatchbackkid82]

:laugh:
Man these are great
long story short... got drunk, bought a round for the entire bar, blacked out, called 911 because i couldn't get my contacts out.

[hatchbackkid82]

:biggrin:

I remote started my car in the garage while it was in gear, and ended up catching it with my dad :0 not pleasant experience

[hatchbackkid82]

When i was a junior in high school, i fell asleep in my english class, i must have been out all of 10 mins and i let out a HUGE fart that woke me up. I opened my eyes slowly and realized the whole class was looking at me. I woke and i'm like; "what?" the my friend who sat next to me told me what happened:laugh:

[Sami]

Well I want to visit my Aunt Linda and Uncle Tom out in California when I was around 10 years old. I went with my Grandparents as well as my Uncle Brian. We went to Disney Land one day and I was walking along side my Grandma after a long day of riding rides. I was looking around to make sure we had everyone because we were getting ready to leave the park and I didn't want anyone to be left behind. I saw the red shirt that my uncle Brian was wearing in front of us. I don't know what possessed me to do this, but I smacked his butt so hard it made my hand hurt. The guy turned around and THANKFULLY looked at my grandma!!! Bahahahaaa! I was sooooo embarrassed... The whole car ride home I acted like I was asleep while they all talked about me. :[ :D

[33OH]

^ Haha! Sounds like something you'd do.. even now. :biggrin::redface:

[hatchbackkid82]

You guys are too funny:laugh:

^ Haha! Sounds like something you'd do.. even now. :biggrin::redface:

[Sami]

^ Haha! Sounds like something you'd do.. even now. :biggrin::redface:
Hahaa! Yupp, sure is. :tongue::biggrin:
You guys are too funny:laugh:
:iono::biggrin::bellyroll:

[tomato]

:bellyroll::bellyroll:

[Bob_VT]

Long story short....got drunk, went to club, puked on girl, passed out on dance floor, placed in the ally. Fun times, fun times

Wow since you did that last night ...... what's on tonights agenda?

[tomato]

This morning, I overslept. Ran to my car to get to work, no coffee, no breakfast, just ran out of the house, still kind of asleep. Get to my car, hurry to open the door, fumble, drop keys under the car ... completely forgot I set the alarm last night and OFF IT GOES, REALLY, REALLY LOUD... Way to go and wake up the whole neighborhood!! (I park my car in a carport underneath 4 apartments, and I'm pretty sure I woke them all up pretty early this morning) oops. I was wondering if the aftermarket alarm works, I guess now I know. :redface: And it's REALLY LOUD.