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MadMax
06-05-2009, 12:14 PM
OK, here's the real joke...

My friend was driving down a deserted highway late one night when his Yaris ran out of gas (he wasn’t paying attention as it is such a rare event that a Yaris needs gas!).

So he pulls off the road and turns on his flashers to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually, a Lamborghini Countach pulls up. "Any chance I could get a lift into town?" my friend asked. "I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."

So they head off down the road and eventually come to a stoplight, when up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.

The officer there watches them fly past and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw! An F40 and a Countach were racing down the road doing about 160 MPH, with a little Yaris honking its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass them!" :headbang:

Cheers! M2

Darb
06-05-2009, 12:19 PM
Hah, good one.

eTiMaGo
06-05-2009, 12:23 PM
:D:D:D:D

tomato
06-05-2009, 12:52 PM
:biggrin: Good one!

:burnrubber:

hatchbackkid82
06-05-2009, 12:56 PM
i like that one

staticorex
06-05-2009, 01:31 PM
:laugh: Nice.

custom Lftback
06-05-2009, 01:31 PM
LMAO! that was great!

toyo
06-05-2009, 01:39 PM
hahahahaha get out of my way!

mrbond
06-05-2009, 01:42 PM
hahahaha fantastic!

wooverstone8
06-05-2009, 04:16 PM
:laugh: That made my day. Thank You. :smile:

tk-421
06-05-2009, 05:13 PM
hahahahahaha :clap::bellyroll::laughabove:

2bad4u
06-05-2009, 06:19 PM
:w00t: very nice

ka0sx
06-05-2009, 06:40 PM
BEST STORY EVER!!!!!

Altitude
06-05-2009, 07:20 PM
:clap::clap::biggrin:

Bob Dog
06-05-2009, 07:57 PM
yup

marcus
06-05-2009, 08:10 PM
i got one...

a yaris , a lamborghini and a porsche went into a bar..

lambo says: i can beat you mr porsche on a straight line drive any day..

porsche said: oh yah i can beat you on a slalom anyday..

yaris said: ...just to shut you guys up. i can beat both of you any given days..

lambo and porsche laughed and said: hahaha how the hell you gonna do that.

yaris..said lets go..my rule . 0-700 km run non stop. and you 2 can drive as fast as you guys can. lolz..

Kaotic Lazagna
06-05-2009, 09:53 PM
OK, here's the real joke...

My friend was driving down a deserted highway late one night when his Yaris ran out of gas (he wasn’t paying attention as it is such a rare event that a Yaris needs gas!).

So he pulls off the road and turns on his flashers to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually, a Lamborghini Countach pulls up. "Any chance I could get a lift into town?" my friend asked. "I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast."

So they head off down the road and eventually come to a stoplight, when up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap.

The officer there watches them fly past and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw! An F40 and a Countach were racing down the road doing about 160 MPH, with a little Yaris honking its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass them!" :headbang:

Cheers! M2

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

enobmort42
06-05-2009, 11:08 PM
LOL

LtNoogie
06-06-2009, 12:05 AM
My gosh I had a good laugh.

JBougie
06-06-2009, 12:13 AM
I LOL'd for real :) haha

1NZYaris1
06-06-2009, 01:13 AM
Dam that was good :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
and even worse it could almost be true, Micro Image live's :thumbup:

Kioshi
06-06-2009, 01:55 AM
LOL funny story....wish it was real...

tristan
06-06-2009, 02:25 AM
ahahaha that's great!

highwaypass
06-06-2009, 09:04 AM
LOL :biggrin:
very nice joke! :thumbup:

JeremyG
06-06-2009, 11:29 PM
hahaha!
Great joke to start my Sunday morning! :D :)

SilverBack
06-07-2009, 04:11 AM
LOL good one

JustAnotherAsian
06-07-2009, 04:18 AM
lol. that's a good one.

goku87
06-08-2009, 05:40 AM
ha! wicked funny.