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Kaotic Lazagna
06-17-2009, 02:04 AM
So, I was at my local Food-4-Less. A guy in a Tundra parks (very poorly) two spots away from me, adjacent to the shopping cart return. Well, he returns, and puts his grocery in the truck. To my surprise, he leaves his cart in the space between him and me. WTF!? How lazy must he be to be unable to walk 10 feet to return his cart to its designated return space? I can't believe people these days...

*I snapped a pic with my cell phone after he had left*

yaris-me
06-17-2009, 04:18 AM
I moved to SoCal five years ago and was shocked. Some people take two spaces to park. They leave their shopping carts blocking the next car from backing out.
They throw their trash right out of their window. Parking lots are filthy. Some streets and yards are littered with trash. Some people have a real F*** Y** attitude.:frown:

SilverBack
06-17-2009, 04:42 AM
Come to El Monte. People here are incredibly lazy. I guarantee you'll find lots of:

-Garbage all over the streets
-Unkept yards
-An abandoned shopping cart every few blocks
-People crossing the streets without looking both ways in traffic
-High school drop-outs
-Young jobless bums living off mom and dad

The list goes on and on...

MadMax
06-17-2009, 09:14 AM
Same here in Texas, but it is usually because they are fat, lazy and stupid fucks who have achieved little in their lives...

IllusionX
06-17-2009, 11:09 AM
the shopping cart problem is always there.. I see this happen all the time, especially at Walmart.

staticorex
06-17-2009, 11:26 AM
Welcome to America. Where people look up to the Paris Hiltons of the world. Cause who wants to aspire to earned success when you can be rich and famous for doing absolutely nothing. We're lazy and don't do anything but want more cause we deserve it... for some reason. :p

hachi-roku_fan
06-17-2009, 12:20 PM
Yea I use to work at Costco and some people would amaze me sometimes. 1 time though, I was glad I had my job, guy in a new BMW basically does the same thing, but he decided he'd be better than the average lazy ass, and give the cart a good shove in the general direction of the pick up area, turns around, gets in car without looking at what happened to his cart, cart hits a poll, and because of the incline in the lot is headed right back in his direction, I decided to let karma do it's job and, bam, cart hit his new BMW, haha best day ever

staticorex
06-17-2009, 12:22 PM
^:laugh:

eht13
06-17-2009, 12:59 PM
I decided to let karma do it's job and, bam, cart hit his new BMW, haha best day ever :clap: :laugh:

hachi-roku_fan
06-17-2009, 02:35 PM
Funny thing is he got out ready to yell at somebody, got out, and realized what happened and ended up being angry at himself

Snyprwlf47
06-17-2009, 02:53 PM
Back when I worked at Taco Bell our truck driver parked his rig in front of drive-thru to unload and a customer literally backed all the way up from the front of our drive-thru instead of getting out and coming inside. Oh and SHOPPING CART FTW!

Kaotic Lazagna
06-17-2009, 03:43 PM
I moved to SoCal five years ago and was shocked. Some people take two spaces to park. They leave their shopping carts blocking the next car from backing out.
They throw their trash right out of their window. Parking lots are filthy. Some streets and yards are littered with trash. Some people have a real F*** Y** attitude.:frown:

Yup, I see that "leaving the cart behind another person's car" all the time too. It's happened to me a couple time, with once the cart was actually touching my rear bumper :mad:

Kaotic Lazagna
06-17-2009, 03:45 PM
Come to El Monte. People here are incredibly lazy. I guarantee you'll find lots of:

-Garbage all over the streets
-Unkept yards
-An abandoned shopping cart every few blocks
-People crossing the streets without looking both ways in traffic
-High school drop-outs
-Young jobless bums living off mom and dad

The list goes on and on...

Hey, that sounds a lot like Vallejo, only you didn't mention city bankruptcy. So glad I don't live there anymore, but it does suck that my mom lives right after the city limits, and that we still shop and go into Vallejo.

Kaotic Lazagna
06-17-2009, 03:45 PM
Yea I use to work at Costco and some people would amaze me sometimes. 1 time though, I was glad I had my job, guy in a new BMW basically does the same thing, but he decided he'd be better than the average lazy ass, and give the cart a good shove in the general direction of the pick up area, turns around, gets in car without looking at what happened to his cart, cart hits a poll, and because of the incline in the lot is headed right back in his direction, I decided to let karma do it's job and, bam, cart hit his new BMW, haha best day ever

Oh man, I would have busted out laughing. I can just picture that right now :laugh:

hachi-roku_fan
06-17-2009, 04:16 PM
Oh trust me I was laughing pretty hard

highwaypass
06-17-2009, 11:00 PM
it's also common in my country.People were soooo lazy to return their cart

SilverBack
06-18-2009, 01:09 AM
Hey, that sounds a lot like Vallejo, only you didn't mention city bankruptcy. So glad I don't live there anymore, but it does suck that my mom lives right after the city limits, and that we still shop and go into Vallejo.

We're not quite hitting bankruptcy yet, but with so many lazy locals mooching off our tax dollars there's always that possiblility. Hopefully not anytime soon though...

IllusionX
06-18-2009, 11:21 AM
Yup, I see that "leaving the cart behind another person's car" all the time too. It's happened to me a couple time, with once the cart was actually touching my rear bumper :mad:

there's a reason why i don't park within 10 spot of a shopping car return place. Sometimes, i would rather walk across the entire parking lot than park close to shopping carts.

Sometimes, i wish i'd be driving some old shitty car, so that i can bump those carts around when they are in the way.

Kioshi
06-18-2009, 01:42 PM
Happens everyday at The Home Depot. Fat lazy bastards leave carts away from their vehicle and let carts hit other peoples vehicles....I usually park my car way towards the back where no lazy man would ever find the time to walk to and park there :)

I'm safe guarded between a a Ford F250, Black Firebird WS1, and a Benz C-class~

GeneW
06-18-2009, 11:59 PM
Dont see much of this in Western PA. Probably because we have a lot of old folks who have a work ethic.

Gene

GeneW
06-19-2009, 12:06 AM
there's a reason why i don't park within 10 spot of a shopping car return place. Sometimes, i would rather walk across the entire parking lot than park close to shopping carts.

Sometimes, i wish i'd be driving some old shitty car, so that i can bump those carts around when they are in the way.

Depending upon the speed what can happen is that the cart runs off in a hurry in unpredictable directions, sometimes into light poles, other carts or innocent cars. At the very least it dings your car's paint. Shopping carts are pretty damn tough items.

Gene

Kaotic Lazagna
06-19-2009, 01:50 AM
For me, the further I park from the return spots or from the store, the more dings/dents/scratches I get. So now, I park where I want to park. hehehe.

Nutzoids
06-19-2009, 02:30 AM
I watched some Jackass just let the cart roll into my car... He looked up at it, Decided it was too far away and looked back at his trunk... It was an old metal Genuardi's cart, and the bottom corner cracked my fucking headlight, spun sideways and scratched my drivers side door...

And I just stood there... grocery's in hand, in the door way... as my baby was violently RAPED... By someone's careless, lazy, insignificant ASS!

So I started to walk to my car,as I passed him (Without breaking stride) I placed my hands on the back of his Pussy little head, and smashed it into his truck lid.

After "closing of his trunk" I walked to my car and put my grocery's (ok... mostly munchies, what do you want from me I'm a stoner) in my car.

As I was back there I could here the foot prints of an very angry Douche bag coming my way. So I picked up my tire iron, closed my trunk... and stepped out into his path...

Without a word he froze there, and as polite as I could sound I said.

"I hope you understand that there are 3 things you NEVER do to man:
1) Never rub another man's rhubarb...
2) Never leave a wingman hanging... If your wingman is off railing out the fat chick, you better be fucking the shit outta the hot one!

and Finally

3) Never Fuck with another mans car!"

I grabbed the cart and pushed it at him... Ignoring his pansy ass complaining about my "Over Reaction"

I got in my car and left...

People... I beg you... Please stand up against this Menace...

Please People... Beat the SHIT outta the next person who does this... For me, for Kaotic Lazagna, hell, for all of us!

Only together can we make parking lots safe from lazy assholes...

WHO'S WITH ME!

:evil:

Hey Chino... I'm Back Buddy!

Kioshi
06-19-2009, 07:55 PM
Yay, another rebel on here....:D

I'm glad you took action, especially if the cart cracked your headlight. Like your 3 rules, especially the 3rd!

I carry a crow bar in my car for assholes like these....I'm not big like some of the big tire lifted contractor truck drivers that come to Home Depot.....so if they ever break or damage my car (a lot), i will take action with the bar.

Count me in.

GeneW
06-19-2009, 09:53 PM
I watched some Jackass just let the cart roll into my car... He looked up at it, Decided it was too far away and looked back at his trunk... It was an old metal Genuardi's cart, and the bottom corner cracked my fucking headlight, spun sideways and scratched my drivers side door...

And I just stood there... grocery's in hand, in the door way... as my baby was violently RAPED... By someone's careless, lazy, insignificant ASS!

So I started to walk to my car,as I passed him (Without breaking stride) I placed my hands on the back of his Pussy little head, and smashed it into his truck lid.

After "closing of his trunk" I walked to my car and put my grocery's (ok... mostly munchies, what do you want from me I'm a stoner) in my car.

As I was back there I could here the foot prints of an very angry Douche bag coming my way. So I picked up my tire iron, closed my trunk... and stepped out into his path...

Without a word he froze there, and as polite as I could sound I said.

"I hope you understand that there are 3 things you NEVER do to man:
1) Never rub another man's rhubarb...
2) Never leave a wingman hanging... If your wingman is off railing out the fat chick, you better be fucking the shit outta the hot one!

and Finally

3) Never Fuck with another mans car!"

I grabbed the cart and pushed it at him... Ignoring his pansy ass complaining about my "Over Reaction"

I got in my car and left...

People... I beg you... Please stand up against this Menace...

Please People... Beat the SHIT outta the next person who does this... For me, for Kaotic Lazagna, hell, for all of us!

Only together can we make parking lots safe from lazy assholes...

WHO'S WITH ME!

:evil:

Hey Chino... I'm Back Buddy!


The vast bulk of the US, at least where people are heavily armed, this is a swell way to get two in the chest and one in the head.

First injure the victim with a juvenile stunt like smacking their head off of a trunk lid. Second, when the victim of said assault approaches, remove a bludgeon from your trunk, raising the ante to aggravated assault, which are suitable grounds for a good shoot in most of PA.

.....except this went down in Philly. The police in Philly only get arrests on twenty percent of all murders. So within the boundaries of the City of Brotherly love this kind of advice works.

Try this shit in my locale and you will most likely get arrested, if someone doesn't clip you.

Of course we don't cotten to people letting "buggies" roll into other people's cars. If I'd done this sort of thing by accident I'd have handed over my insurance information, but I'm a stand up guy who takes his lumps.

Gene

Nutzoids
06-20-2009, 06:12 PM
The vast bulk of the US, at least where people are heavily armed, this is a swell way to get two in the chest and one in the head.

First injure the victim with a juvenile stunt like smacking their head off of a trunk lid. Second, when the victim of said assault approaches, remove a bludgeon from your trunk, raising the ante to aggravated assault, which are suitable grounds for a good shoot in most of PA.

.....except this went down in Philly. The police in Philly only get arrests on twenty percent of all murders. So within the boundaries of the City of Brotherly love this kind of advice works.

Try this shit in my locale and you will most likely get arrested, if someone doesn't clip you.

Of course we don't cotten to people letting "buggies" roll into other people's cars. If I'd done this sort of thing by accident I'd have handed over my insurance information, but I'm a stand up guy who takes his lumps.

Gene

You know... Maybe the problem is that WE, as American's, have turned into PUSSIES... We can all bitch, but no one even stands up for themselves anymore...

Take a stand... you know while your sitting there thinking to yourself... What if they have a gun... THEY ARE THINKING THE SAME THING...

Plus, in my Experience, most people who have guns, and show them off, will never actually pull the trigger...

Live a little, so what if you get shot... So long as you live, that's all that's important.

:evil:

P.S. It may sound like a juvenile stunt to you... But I'm more of a MAN then most of you whinny little girls... NEVER FUCK WITH A MAN'S CAR...

PETERPOOP
06-20-2009, 07:07 PM
i hate people.

firebob
06-20-2009, 08:46 PM
i hate people.

I like people and give them all a chance. But I can not stand the slightest bit of stupidity.

GeneW
06-20-2009, 10:00 PM
You know... Maybe the problem is that WE, as American's, have turned into PUSSIES... We can all bitch, but no one even stands up for themselves anymore...

Take a stand... you know while your sitting there thinking to yourself... What if they have a gun... THEY ARE THINKING THE SAME THING...

Plus, in my Experience, most people who have guns, and show them off, will never actually pull the trigger...

Live a little, so what if you get shot... So long as you live, that's all that's important.

:evil:

P.S. It may sound like a juvenile stunt to you... But I'm more of a MAN then most of you whinny little girls... NEVER FUCK WITH A MAN'S CAR...

I learned this the hard way over many years - An angry person fights themself. You lost your temper and were lucky. You need not be upset about this but ought to be aware that you can do things that need doing without being "psyched up" first.

Pride will knock you down and keep you there. Self respect will elevate you because you are goaded to do better.

Your car is not you nor a person. Your car is a thing. Be proportional next time. IF someone damages your car and they have a car damage it, preferably the same way.

Gene

Morgan
06-20-2009, 10:19 PM
....I think I've said this before but might have been pre-hack, just carry one of these with you at all times:
http://www.wakularacing.com/VALVE%20STEM%20TOOL.jpg

knowing that a $2 tool can do so much damage is mentally rewarding for me... :smile:

Nutzoids
06-21-2009, 06:15 AM
I learned this the hard way over many years - An angry person fights themself. You lost your temper and were lucky. You need not be upset about this but ought to be aware that you can do things that need doing without being "psyched up" first.

Pride will knock you down and keep you there. Self respect will elevate you because you are goaded to do better.

Your car is not you nor a person. Your car is a thing. Be proportional next time. IF someone damages your car and they have a car damage it, preferably the same way.

Gene

This will be hard for you to understand... but Pride, Self Respect, and Discipline are all traits of MAN... I did not loose my cool. I did not yell, I did not argue, I cursed a lot, but in calm and slumber tone.

I was not looking for a fight, I was not looking to make him bleed, I was looking to Discipline a child, in a more adult way then spanking him! But he acted like a child, and you need to put children in their place sometimes!

There was no injury only embarrassment. The human body is built to withstand great Tortures (ask Bush) closing his truck with his head was not harmful, but helpful.

I'm pretty sure he never did it again (If I ever knew he he was) I mean Shit... would you?

Grow UP... Be a MAN... Let your balls drop already!

(That last statement isn't directed towards you specifically GeneW, I hope you understand that. This was a general statement used only to help inspire others and end the my defense on a more aggressive note. I mean your a name on a website... Gene could stand for Genevieve in which case telling you to be a man would be quite an error, unless you have been secretly wanting to have a sex change operation, In which case I would say, let this be a sign from God, just do it honey... ummm brother... whatever makes the time you got on this planet of ours more enjoyable, do it, cause Fuck it... you only live once! But then again IF your name is Genevieve then you have British heritage, which most likely points you to being Catholic, and if your Catholic then YOUR God would send you to Hell for undoing the special gift he gave you, that of your body. Which means then it is not a sign from God but then as a cunning trick perpetrated by the Devil himself. In which case I wouldn't suggest doing it... But that is only if your name is Genevieve from England who is thinking about having a sex change operation... hahaha... By the way My name is Nutzoids, and I man NUTZ! And I think everything I just typed undid the original point I was trying to make... Sorry :frown:)

:evil: (By the way... I have signed ALL my posts with this guy)

Bob Dog
06-21-2009, 06:52 AM
Yeah, Yeah, I was there officer and that when that idiot, I think they call him nutzoid, and I believe he has a record, pulled out the tire iron he said he was gonna kill my buddy, when he charged at him thats when my buddy shot him in self defense, .......same story in iron city, philly the bronx, miami or compton and your gonna be had baby boy.........get that stink pipe out of your mouth and wise up.

GeneW
06-21-2009, 11:46 AM
I guess Nutz we're just gonna disagree... I don't feel right about lecturing other grown men about their life choices if those choices don't impact upon myself. We all play the percentages, you know?


Funny. Last night after I bought food the skies opened up. I walked through a driving rain to get to my car. Put the wet bags into my car. The rain was coming down like a bitch but I took the time to walk the buggy to a stall.

Thought of your story and smiled to myself. Here I am in a t-shirt, slacks and sandals, getting soaked and still taking the time to the do the right thing.

Not one buggy was left out there in the lot, Nutz. Maybe you're living in the wrong part of the country?

Gene

GeneW
06-21-2009, 12:14 PM
....I think I've said this before but might have been pre-hack, just carry one of these with you at all times:
http://www.wakularacing.com/VALVE%20STEM%20TOOL.jpg

knowing that a $2 tool can do so much damage is mentally rewarding for me... :smile:

If you use one bring along a towel to muffle the noise of the air rushing out. The sound of a valve core stem being removed is piercing and quite loud.

Gene

Phaeton
06-21-2009, 12:41 PM
Ok lets talk about public restrooms. That's where you really get to see how special most Americans are. I've had people literally wipe shit off of their hands onto the wall and never bother to clean it up.

GeneW
06-21-2009, 12:50 PM
Ok lets talk about public restrooms. That's where you really get to see how special most Americans are. I've had people literally wipe shit off of their hands onto the wall and never bother to clean it up.

Used to be a contract cleaner... I only saw that one time, in a TJ Maxx store south of Pittsburgh. In the ladies room..... one stall.

It's not that common.... but Lord is it disgusting. In those more innocent times, before we knew about stool borne diseases, cleaners would just wipe the walls down.

Gene

GeneW
06-21-2009, 01:01 PM
no no no no you guys go about it all wrong , you get a bunch of hedgehog style nails (3 nails welded together so they stand up) you place them right under the wheels in the direction of travel and you walk away. Idiot gets in car reverses funs over the hedgehogs and needs 4 new tires :thumbsup:. even better get hollow tubes instant gratification

It's good, but what about when they leave them there and someone else steps on them? Now we've upped the ante from property damage to aggravated battery.

Gene

Morgan
06-21-2009, 01:20 PM
If you use one bring along a towel to muffle the noise of the air rushing out. The sound of a valve core stem being removed is piercing and quite loud.

Gene

that is a good idea... thanks! haha:biggrin:

SailDesign
06-21-2009, 05:02 PM
... you get a bunch of hedgehog style nails (3 nails welded together so they stand up) ...

Those would be called "caltrops", PK. :smile:

Nutzoids
06-21-2009, 08:04 PM
Yeah, Yeah, I was there officer and that when that idiot, I think they call him nutzoid, and I believe he has a record, pulled out the tire iron he said he was gonna kill my buddy, when he charged at him thats when my buddy shot him in self defense, .......same story in iron city, philly the bronx, miami or compton and your gonna be had baby boy.........get that stink pipe out of your mouth and wise up.

OMG... That was you? How have you been, I missed those good old days!

and just for the record my name is Nutzoids... with an "S" at the end... You dont want me to call you Bob Do... do you? Do do Bob do... Bob do a do do cause he was on the go go?

Also... As my hero Sgt Bilko says... "An indictment is not a conviction."!

I guess Nutz we're just gonna disagree... I don't feel right about lecturing other grown men about their life choices if those choices don't impact upon myself. We all play the percentages, you know?


Funny. Last night after I bought food the skies opened up. I walked through a driving rain to get to my car. Put the wet bags into my car. The rain was coming down like a bitch but I took the time to walk the buggy to a stall.

Thought of your story and smiled to myself. Here I am in a t-shirt, slacks and sandals, getting soaked and still taking the time to the do the right thing.

Not one buggy was left out there in the lot, Nutz. Maybe you're living in the wrong part of the country?

Gene

When their choice to be lazy or inconsiderate results in my car getting messed up, then yes I feel it my duty to not only lecture others, but to re-educate the only way I know how... With Stupid Immature choices!

Violence solves nothing... Discipline helps us grow

To be quite frank... and to put all BS aside... the fact that you took the time out of your day to think of my story and have it put a smile on your face, is kinda what I was going after... Life is too short to take the ramblings of some stranger to heart... And to make someone smile in the middle of a rain storm pushing carts around a parking lot... Well I feel kinda honored...

Your a good person Gene...

I prob belong in Amsterdam, where I can smoke all the pot I want and people are Tolerant, nice, and look out for their fellow man! Actually I dont know if any of that is true... I've never been there, and drugs are bad for you!

:evil:

TheRealEnth
06-21-2009, 08:34 PM
Used to be a contract cleaner... I only saw that one time, in a TJ Maxx store south of Pittsburgh. In the ladies room..... one stall.

Yeah.... I use to work at TJ Maxx... that would always happen ((((((((ONLY IN THE WOMENS BATHROOM!!!))))))))))))) Probaly like once a week.... and one time... we were remodeling the bathrooms... so we had a bathrooms not working sign.... Customers got pissed... One of them decided she couldn't hold it and took a dump inside one of the dressing rooms...