I caught my dad with my GF

[SilverBack]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way?

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask:

http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg

[Kaotic Lazagna]

Wow, your GF is a former boxer.











LOL.

[Sabretooth]

thats fucked up...you had me going for a minute.

[Kaotic Lazagna]

hahaha...

[Kioshi]

aint gonna lie, i fell for it, then got confused thinking what grills had to do with your g/f

[eTiMaGo]

hheheheh good one

[rningonfumes]

Hahaha..You bastard! Went from Jerry Springer to George Foreman in the same post.

[tk-421]

Oh man that was priceless... :laugh:

[JeremyG]

daym... a classic one!

[slothman86]

wow! fooled me!

[1NZYaris1]

as soon as i read meat i knew you were full of IT.

+1 full of meat that is :laugh: :laugh::laugh: :laugh:

:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :smoking:

[AlexNet0]

wow, I was all ready to say go kick his ass, LOL.

seriously, I would never have gotten it if others hadnt responded first, lol

[Yar Is Word]

Another reason to go veggie!

[contraband831]

Hate to break it to you, but your g/f is at my house and guess what...

yup i got my meat in her to :eek:

:bellyroll::biggrin::smile::thumbsup::thumbup: :cool::laugh::smoking::burnrubber::evil:

[eTiMaGo]

Hate to break it to you, but your g/f is at my house and guess what...

yup i got my meat in her to :eek:

:bellyroll::biggrin::smile::thumbsup::thumbup: :cool::laugh::smoking::burnrubber::evil:

why you all up in his grill, man???

[kuyachris84]

this is old....

[Morgan]

one of the local high school's band directors hooked up with his son's girlfriend... they have kids together and are married, creepy!

[GeneW]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way?

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask:

http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg



You ought to go to Wal-Mart or Target and get another GF. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Gene

[texkid]

Am I wrong to think its kinda hot to see my wife cooking with my GF? I mean, they know each other but I don't think she knows that I see my GF on the weekends, especially around deer season :tongue:

[tomato]

thats fucked up...you had me going for a minute.

:clap:

Me too!

[90tsi]

one of the local high school's band directors hooked up with his son's girlfriend... they have kids together and are married, creepy!

which high school was it? i went there my 7th thru 11th grade.

[SilverBack]

wow, I was all ready to say go kick his ass, LOL.

seriously, I would never have gotten it if others hadnt responded first, lol

Just imagine how much more confused Foreman himself would've been. All those blows to the head over the years can really throw you off. "What? when did I start selling grills? And why do you keep calling me George?" :laugh:

Hate to break it to you, but your g/f is at my house and guess what...

yup i got my meat in her to :eek:

:bellyroll::biggrin::smile::thumbsup::thumbup: :cool::laugh::smoking::burnrubber::evil:

Actually I'm single right now so I could care less. Besides, you would be outta luck with my ex anyway, my friend. ..She's not into weenie tots LOL

You ought to go to Wal-Mart or Target and get another GF. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Gene

Funny you mention that. I was at Best Buy today looking for a CD while watching some rude douche out of the corner of my eye for 10 mins as he got shot down several times trying to pick-up on female workers. Didn't get my CD, but still got entertained :laugh:

[IllusionX]

lol.. i knew something was fishy when he mentioned MEAT. then i thought he must meant his wang, but then, WTF dad does his son's gf...

That really surprised me.. hehe.

[JBougie]

OMG That was awesome:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[eric81]

Deffinately the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time. Thanks for the story.

[hatchbackkid82]

wamp wamp :thumbdown:

[Nutzoids]

LoL... hahahaha... ok, ok, before I saw the pic of you GF I was going to say, You should have tag teamed that little slut... Family Style!

Now I have to suggest the same thing... Call up your dad... and both of you put your meat in her... get your cheese filled hot dogs and dont pull em out until that cheese gets all on her grill...

Hell maybe call up a buddy or 2 and Gangbang that filthy whore...

Actually I have a nice piece of Italian Sausage I wouldn’t mind getting all hot in your GF…

:evil:

[Sandwash]

Good one! Really!!

[SilverBack]

LoL... hahahaha... ok, ok, before I saw the pic of you GF I was going to say, You should have tag teamed that little slut... Family Style!

Now I have to suggest the same thing... Call up your dad... and both of you put your meat in her... get your cheese filled hot dogs and dont pull em out until that cheese gets all on her grill...

Hell maybe call up a buddy or 2 and Gangbang that filthy whore...

Actually I have a nice piece of Italian Sausage I wouldn’t mind getting all hot in your GF…

:evil:

Me thinks you've grown a fetish for household appliances :laugh:

[jinxor]

lol krazy... .
that was a really good punk'd moment