Make plane travel more fun

[SilverBack]

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a pest:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.

[kac]

you can get internet on a plane?

[Shroomster]

wifi, most planes have it, or you might get a signal with an aircard, doubt it but you could.


might even be able to just bookmark the site and tag it for use offline, at least in this instance lol

[eTiMaGo]

what a nice way to end up in custody of the DHS on arrival :biggrin:

[Kaotic Lazagna]

LMAO. Say hello to the authorities.

[*MAD DOG*]

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a pest:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.

Seems like we get the same emails.

[dvlnblkdrs]

and i thought it was bad enough when the guy sitting in my row decided it was ok to smoke in the lavatory!!!! and then deny it! yes, this really happened on my way home from nashville.. on my houston intl to orange county flight.. though i should mention, he appeared to be heavily medicated.. his wife arrived to her seat like 10 mins before he did.. saying that he was on his way.. and he got there right before we left.. maybe if i had this, he wouldnt have done something so dumb.... lol

[SilverBack]

IDK Jilly, I reckon he would've smoked the entire pack in a minute out of panic :laugh:

Seems like we get the same emails.

Small world

[dvlnblkdrs]

hmmm i dont think so sir....it was only a 2.5 hr flight... not like it was a direct flight... who knows though...

[highwaypass]

i'll try next week :biggrin:

[GeneW]

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a pest:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.

You could also start to mutter the Shahada under your breath, something that good Muslims do at the point of death. Saddam Hussein was reciting it while falling through the scaffold, perhaps with sincerity, perhaps not.

"ašhadu ʾanna laa ilāha illa (A)llāh, wa ʾašhadu ʾanna Muḥammada(n) rasūlo (A)llāh"

Of course do this with some care, it's also a formal declaration of acceptance of Islam, and if done in public before witnesses declares you to be a Muslim.

Gene

PS

This would probably get you busted because it might cause a panic. Kind of like disorderly conduct. Other passengers might also beat your ass to within an inch of your life to "make it stop".

[Treyz]

Dude ... wtf lol?!

Might as well say "BOMB" haha!

[90tsi]

thats classic. youd have to wrap a shirt on your head and start rocking back and forth in the chair to make it just right. i wonder what the words to the song are?

[SilverBack]

^LOL me being Indian would actually make it work way too well

Now if you don't mind, I gotta go meet-up with my Korean friend at Gitmo. I hear he's bringing a cheetah :biggrin: