avast matey!

[thebarber]

today be the day to talk like a pirate! +/-

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

[SilverBack]

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l285/samiamtall/captain_traditional.gif

[kustom play]

its saturday not friday

your a day early

[thebarber]

its saturday not friday

your a day early

arr, yee scurvy dog

ye be tastin the tip of me sword if ye keep with that mutinous jabber!

[DevilGirl]

arr, yee scurvy dog

ye be tastin the tip of me sword if ye keep with that mutinous jabber!

Were you a pirate in a former life? Or have you found a translator for English-to-Pirate? :biggrin:

[contraband831]

Why do all pirates have eyepatches?






>>>CHUCK NORRIS :rolleyes:

more Pirate Jokes here (http://www.piratejokes.net/jokes)

[thebarber]

Were you a pirate in a former life? Or have you found a translator for English-to-Pirate? :biggrin:

i need not a translator, i BE a pirate!

[kustom play]

i think yee should walk der plank for your date miss deed

[thebarber]

mutiny! ya scurvy dogs all be against ol' captain barber! ill have tha lot of ya strung up!

[RedRide]

Why do all pirates have eyepatches?.........

Here is one explanation:

"Eye patches may have had a more practical purpose for sailors.

Sailors (stereotyped by the eye-patch-wearing pirate) who often went above and below deck, used eye patches to have one eye adjusted for the top deck and the other eye already adjusted for the darkness when suddenly going below deck. The strong sunlight while above deck on an oceangoing vessel could require minutes of adjustment to the dim lighting below deck. With virtually no light sources below deck, sailors would have to rely heavily upon their eyes to adjust. In the critical moments of modifying the rigging, navigating, and especially during battle, those minutes were too precious. A simple switch of the patch from one eye to the other saved time and was more convenient than being temporarily blinded when going between decks."

[kustom play]

arrrrrr yeeee witch craft dat errrrz