Bob Dog
09-26-2009, 05:10 PM
Well there at it again, those old human flesh eaters have been spotted in the Greensboro and Winston Salem, North Carolina area. I've cleaned up grandfathers old shotgun, the one he had in the 1950s when he was afraid the communist would take over, and I'm oilling up some of my favorite weaponry from my personal stash. It is unfortunate that in this part of the country zombies are still considered by many to still be human beings, and must not be killed outright, but only under those circumstances which the law will allow. It is purported that in a park in central Greensboro a young woman from UNC-G had her nose bitten off while she was studying her anthropolgy finals. Another you gent from A&T had is leg bitten severely and has lost his athletic scholarship. An elderly man had his kidneys knawed out as he waited in a doctor's office to have his high blood pressure treated. As I said, I am now well armed and when zombie activity starts, it is bound to increase around Halloween. What I want to know is are there any zombie fighters among us particularly who can bravely face the problem of this zombie invasion. If so please answer this thread, for our lives and ability to walk the streets as free men and women are at stake:smoking: