View Full Version : I now have an official Dangerous Bathroom Story. PIC
PETERPOOP
10-20-2009, 02:40 PM
I was in the bathroom yesterday, and the most freak accident thing happened to me.
After taking a nice #2, I decided to light a match, to make the smell a little more pleasant. The matchbox in my bathroom has some wear and tear on it, and the part where you strike the match, is somewhat falling apart. Because of this, when you strike a match against it, rarely will an amber from the matchhead shoot and fly off somewhere randomly. Well yesterday, while striking the match downward against the box, the amber shot upward and landed directly on my EYE! lol. Luckily, I must have blinked at the moment of impact. I am glad it didn't go IN my eye.
So now I have this burning amber on my eye lid and below my eye. I couldn't believe what was happening. I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I didn't want to rub the amber and make it worst, and I couldn't do anything! The amber burning my face, only lasted about 1 second. However, it felt like 15 seconds. ha. Anyways, I don't have any burn treatment laying around, so I'll need to get some today. However, this a picture of the burn with some Neosporin on it. Careful guys, the bathroom is a dangerous place.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/peterpoop/IMG_0889.jpg
coffiend
10-20-2009, 02:43 PM
OUCH
TheRealEnth
10-20-2009, 02:57 PM
wow... that sucks
Loren
10-20-2009, 03:05 PM
"Ember" is the word you're looking for.
And... ouch! Be very glad you blinked. Reflexes are good.
TinyGiant
10-20-2009, 03:10 PM
thats crazy. burns suck
last spring while cooking i knocked a pot of boiling water and it fell on my foot and instantly melted the top of my foot. i had a blister that formed and popped instantly in the matter of seconds. It looked like i had loose pantyhose on the top of my foot. so i ripped off the skin and had this big open wound for a good 2 months .. took a while to heal.
i used that second skin when i had to wear shoes and when i was at home i used bactine and neosporin. burns hurt. glad you didnt lose and eye!
Altitude
10-20-2009, 03:16 PM
C'mon... we all know you were lightin' farts. Back up a bit next time.
TinyGiant
10-20-2009, 03:23 PM
that would make more sense... if he was on his back with the butt over his head the match could have dropped and landed on his face lol
KCALB SIRAY
10-20-2009, 03:33 PM
You have a pimple
Yaris Hilton
10-20-2009, 06:33 PM
I thought this was leading up to an explosion...
kargoboy
10-20-2009, 06:36 PM
I thought this was leading up to an explosion...
LOL, so did I.
Anyway to the OP glad you're ok...
DandiDani
10-20-2009, 07:06 PM
ow
schleppy
10-20-2009, 07:11 PM
This stuff is pricey, but worth it:
http://www.mederma.com/products/gel
My mom got a terrible burn on her arm (skin sloughing off kinda burn). She used that religiously and she barely has any scaring.
Tamago
10-20-2009, 07:18 PM
jizz in yo eye!
dude, you should be more careful
oh, and the word you're looking for is EMBER, not AMBER
Sabretooth
10-20-2009, 07:20 PM
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
This stuff is pricey, but worth it:
http://www.mederma.com/products/gel
My mom got a terrible burn on her arm (skin sloughing off kinda burn). She used that religiously and she barely has any scaring.
Why waste on a part of his eye that is 99% of the time open? So what if someone sees it while hes asleep
scars are the roadmap to the soul.
nemelek
10-20-2009, 07:44 PM
Next time use a can of air freshener. Spraying it against a lit match and you get a blow torch.
Kioshi
10-20-2009, 08:08 PM
i would only expect this from you Peter LOL...but in all honesty, glad you shut your eyes prior to impact...
BUT really....lighting up a match in the restroom.....damn dude. I'm not using the restroom if i see you in there, probably take me out w/ you haha.....
blacksandiegovitz
10-20-2009, 08:59 PM
don't lie bro , you were lighting a bowl...
SilverBack
10-20-2009, 09:11 PM
LOL sorry I'm trying not to laugh. But anyways glad you're okay.
And it least you still got your eyebrows. Wish I could say the same after spraying a little too much lighter fluid into a grill a while back :redface:
tomato
10-20-2009, 09:22 PM
don't play with matches! :wink:
Good reflex, though!
burns hurt like hell!
TEHxFALLEN V1.2
10-20-2009, 09:30 PM
Dude, that's epic.
But seriously, glad you're okay.
YAR1S
10-20-2009, 09:44 PM
ouch!!! burns hurt so much after the fact!!
I was filling a hot water bottle and slipped it spilled all over my hand it didnt make my skin boil actually it didnt look that bad at all but THAT night I couldnt sleep one bit cause the pain was sooooo excruciating!
PETERPOOP
10-20-2009, 10:14 PM
LOL at your guy's comments. Seriously, is this the most retarded thing ever, or what!?
thebarber
10-20-2009, 10:18 PM
light a candle before you rock a BM, guy
nice sideburns.
Tamago
10-20-2009, 10:18 PM
LOL at your guy's comments. Seriously, is this the most retarded thing ever, or what!?
the fact that you posted it on the internet is by far the most retarded part of this
:laugh:
PETERPOOP
10-20-2009, 10:29 PM
the fact that you posted it on the internet is by far the most retarded part of this
:laugh:
Why?
light a candle before you rock a BM, guy
nice sideburns.
Good call!
1NZYaris1
10-20-2009, 11:18 PM
Glad your okay , still can't stop laughing though :bellyroll:
Kioshi
10-20-2009, 11:44 PM
Why?
Public shame and entertainment? I dont know.....BUT HEY! at least everyone who posted is straight up honest w/ you and those that may just view this might just say shit about it......~
PETERPOOP
10-20-2009, 11:47 PM
kinda have to agree with Tamago on this one....really bro if i were you i'd keep the embarassing stuff to myself... but hey thanks for the entertainment:biggrin:
its not like you saved an old lady with your S/C Yaris....that would be a story
Just because you consider one thing embarassing, doesn't mean another person does. Like when you had the toyota stickers on your mirrors, and all sorts of stickers on your car; I would be embarrassed driving that; but you weren't, and posted thousands of pictures to prove it. I would be embarrassed driving in a xA with a panda painted on the hood. Doesn't mean Tamago would be (obviously). See my point?
Don't judge the world on your outlook of it.
Entertainment IS the purpose of this thread.
If you would be too embarrassed to post up this little story, you gotta lighten up. :)
those that may just view this might just say shit about it......~
How appropriate for the topic at hand. :P
Kioshi
10-20-2009, 11:59 PM
i was just throwing it out there, I'm sure you knew it already.... hehe
I guess it takes balls to show this in a few people's cases....but once again, glad your eye is fine. What did your friends say at school, that's usually even more funnier ;)
PETERPOOP
10-21-2009, 12:03 AM
I'm just responding to your response. Sorry if that was overwhelming.
I don't wear panties btw. Interesting thought though...
yarisugi
10-21-2009, 12:15 AM
This has got to be one of the funniest threads here.
Not the burn on your eye, but all the replies.
Yaris Hilton
10-21-2009, 12:49 AM
http://fly4change.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/d834smokey-bear-only-you-posters.jpg
Careful guys, the bathroom is a dangerous place.
LOL
I was taking a dump a few weeks ago in the school's bath and the water in the toilet went up touching my dong, damn I'll never forget that! =(=(=(=(=( worst thing ever happened to me lol
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