Joke of the Day - Viagra

[Benggolf2]

An old man goes to the drug store to buy some Viagra. He hands the pharmacist the prescription and says "I'd like them cut into quarters, please".

The pharmacist answers " I can cut them for you but you won't get a full erection from just a quarter pill". :frown:

The old man says " I'm 96 years old and all I want is to stick it out far enough so I don't pizz on my slippers." :tongue:

[Yaris Hilton]

An old, old joke, which you can hear R.L. Burnside tell on his album "A Ass Pocket O' Whisky," is: "When I was young, I had to hold it down so I didn't piss up my nose. Now I have to hold it up so I don't piss on my toes."

[yaris-me]

Did you hear about the first death associated with Viagra?:frown:

A man took 12 Viagra. They found the wife dead the next morning.:frown:

:biggrin:

[SilverBack]

If you take a Viagra, make sure you drink plenty of water. If it gets stuck in your throat, you may have a stiff neck for hours!

[tomato]

A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin:

Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!

They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.

[tomato]

http://www.viagratab.info/images/viagra_joke.jpg

http://www.medijokes.com/images/beer-viagra-mix.jpg


http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/images/viagrabot.jpg

[tomato]

http://www.rahh.co.uk/photos/main/jokes/Viagra-kicks-in.jpg

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http://www.entropy.ch/fun/jokes/viagra.gif

[tomato]

http://www.robdamanii.com/macros/viagra-quicker-picker-upper.jpg

http://www.brothersroot.com/josh/photos/2007/jan07/viagra.jpg

[bobselectric]

I tried some Viagra, but didn't like the "effects", so to get rid of them, I threw them into the toilet. i haven't been able to put the seat down for a week!