You are a REAL men or girl of yaris when....

[yaris0985]

-You and your girlfriend have yaris
-When you are the type of 0-400... kilometers !!!
-When you trade your lease 2007 for a 2009
-You are the only one on your familly to fill-up the car 1 time a month
-When yout car dont lose 75% or more in the next 1-2 years

thank to continue

[tomato]

-You are the only one on your familly to fill-up the car 1 time a month


For real :thumbsup:

You're a real Yaris' man / Yaris' woman when

- you rent a car and you spend half an hour trying to figure out how to open to the driver side compartment

- you keep looking towards the middle of the dashboard to see how fast you're going.

- ...

[b_hickman11]

-You and your girlfriend have yaris
-When you are the type of 0-400... kilometers !!!
-When you trade your lease 2007 for a 2009
-You are the only one on your familly to fill-up the car 1 time a month
-When yout car dont lose 75% or more in the next 1-2 years

thank to continue

I got you beat. Me and my WIFE both have Yaris's. The only reason you fill up 1 time a month is because you never go anywhere. I put 400 miles on a week so I guess that makes me 4x the man you are. Don't lose 75% what? Oil? Gas? Tire Tread?

[yaris0985]

I got you beat. Me and my WIFE both have Yaris's. The only reason you fill up 1 time a month is because you never go anywhere. I put 400 miles on a week so I guess that makes me 4x the man you are. Don't lose 75% what? Oil? Gas? Tire Tread?
sorry for the translate I speak french normaly

I want said when your car dont lose 75% off the original price (when you buy the car)

You're a real Yaris' man / Yaris' woman when
continue the beat !!!!!!!

[tomato]

I got you beat. Me and my WIFE both have Yaris's. The only reason you fill up 1 time a month is because you never go anywhere. I put 400 miles on a week so I guess that makes me 4x the man you are. Don't lose 75% what? Oil? Gas? Tire Tread?

He means depreciation.
Dude, relax

[tomato]

OP, I'm moving your thread in the off-topic area where people are more likely to play with you. I think we had a similar thread before but no biggy.

By the way, welcome to the forum :smile:

[yaris0985]

yes I do the same thing but in french
just to know the people in the forum !!!
good idea you have to move the topic here

do you see the picture of my car ?

[tomato]

Yes, I did. So you have the sedan, and she has the red one?

Of course, I like your GF's car better ;)

When were the pics taken? I would have thought i'd be snowing real hard by now in Quebec! Can't be too easy keeping cars real clean in the Canadian Winter :smile:

[yaris0985]

that right
the picture was take last summer
the winter is not so bad here,i still go to the carwash 1 x time a week spend 2-3$ to wash my car compare the cost with a Auto detailing center

[Francos Yaris]

- you keep looking towards the middle of the dashboard to see how fast you're going.

- ...

I always do this when i get into any other car that isnt a yaris.

[DandiDani]

I always do this when i get into any other car that isnt a yaris.

i do the same thing.lol.

[DandiDani]

sorry for the translate I speak french normaly

I want said when your car dont lose 75% off the original price (when you buy the car)

You're a real Yaris' man / Yaris' woman when
continue the beat !!!!!!!

Bienvenue a YW. Mon mari a un Yari aussi! :biggrin:

[slothman86]

...you keep finding new compartments in your car.

...your car is smaller than most cars and as tall as most cars.

[bzinn 1]

You know you own a yaris when a BMW pulls up at athe stop light and you rev on him.......and he for some God unknown reason punches it when it goes green.....and you keep up with him to 30mph.......and feel good about it......

Best part is he feel stupid cause he got kept up with by the Yaris......lol

I love my car.....

[thebarber]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b339/dabarber/personalphoto01.jpg

[Doc Zaius]

^^^ WTF?! lol :bellyroll:

p.s. Salut! Je viens d'Ottawa. :biggrin:

[tomato]

ahem.. I believe the expression is "to take the bull by the horns" ? Something must have gotten lost in translation there :wink:

[BluYrs]

You're a real Yaris' man / Yaris' woman when

- you drive another car and have a hard time figuring out how fast you are going because deciphering the speedo just seems too bothersome;

- you can't relate to a conversation where people discuss their cars' large repair/maintenance bills;

- you can brush the snow off your car after a blizzard in a minute;

- you have no touble parking. Ever.

[yaris0985]

- Quand un yaris est à côté d'une Porsche et que tu regarde plus la yaris
-Tu ne sais a quoi sert le "CAA-Quebec
-Quand pour tuner ton char i faut que tu démanche des pièces à l'étât de neuf!

et la meilleur

Quand tu arrive a la station service en même d'une grosse Mustang montée a l'os et dont le chauffeur fait son frais-chier.
Toi tu as le temps de faire le plein, lavé les vitres et payé pendant que le frais-chier n'a pas encore fini de remplir sa tank a gaz !!!
...et le clou dans le cercueil, tu lui dit en partant...."ouin, ç'a va couté cher çà !!"

[thebarber]

you know of clubecho-yarisquebec.com too, right?

[yaris0985]

yes
that right !!!

[tomato]

I haven't used AAA road service since I bought my Yaris, except to get some free maps. In fact, I just downgraded it - kept it though cause you never know.

[why?]

never know when a road will come and take a piece out of your wheel. I was in a hurry though so i changed it myself. AAA will get there, they just take their time.

You know you drive a Yaris when you find it in a large parking lot by looking for the tallest vehicle!

[toyo]

when you haven't used road assistance since you got the yaris lol

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

You know you own a yaris when a BMW pulls up at athe stop light and you rev on him.......and he for some God unknown reason punches it when it goes green.....and you keep up with him to 30mph.......and feel good about it......

Best part is he feel stupid cause he got kept up with by the Yaris......lol

I love my car.....


This is funny because about a year ago, an M3, with a rather old man driving it cuts me off violently, right before a stop light. The next thing you know, he starts toying with me up until the next light and proceeds to jump in my lane once again. This time when the light turns green, he does a burnout and then takes off like a mad man riding on a rocket. To this day, I still don't know why that happened lol.

Oh yeah:

You know you're a real man driving a Yaris when you get aroused by just driving it..

[tomato]

you know of clubecho-yarisquebec.com too, right?

Yeah, but we're the best :biggrin::biggrin::headbang: