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SailDesign
05-04-2010, 06:00 PM
So, here was the thought. We have hundreds of f'ing tourists staring at their GPS's, anything but where they are going.
I had thought of making up a fake missile-head, and screwing it into the tow-hook hole. Sort of a khaki head with a yellow cap. Then the flip-top "arm and fire" switch on the dash, and at least I pretend to move them out of the way....
Anyone seen one pre-made so I don't have to DIY?

tk-421
05-04-2010, 06:24 PM
hahahah
That would rock. You must do it. :thumbsup:
You could also add a sticker for every car that you destroy... You know, to keep track of your kills.

mkorejwo
05-04-2010, 06:28 PM
1. In-flight refueling boom.
2. Ramming pole.
3. Fishing pole holder.
4. Ham radio antenna mount.
5. Dish TV mount.
6. Hang your Yaris in the garage to save space.
7. Connect two BIG bungee cords (forming a V), backup as far as you can and drop it into neutral.

SilverBack
05-04-2010, 08:59 PM
You could make a fake turd on a stick. The effect seems to work well with rubber vomit

why?
05-04-2010, 10:48 PM
heh, or just a machine gun barrel. That would be cool.

AlexNet0
05-04-2010, 10:59 PM
lol

he was asking a question.

Anyone seen one pre-made so I don't have to DIY?

CTScott
05-05-2010, 12:06 AM
I haven't seen a complete premade, but you could use a Nerf missile and and piece of threaded rod:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61J69QNSQML.jpg

silver_echo
05-05-2010, 12:42 AM
now i wanna do that on my suby... silly old phart, giving my youth ideas...

Darb
05-05-2010, 02:09 AM
You could bore it out, fit a paintball/airsoft gun barrel in it and put a hopper under the hood.

silver_echo
05-05-2010, 02:56 AM
You could bore it out, fit a paintball/airsoft gun barrel in it and put a hopper under the hood.

whole new meaning to the smoking gun... but you could set it up so that it does not appear even in the towing hook hole... just use a corner shot type barrel and aim it so that it goes up slightly... then tie it to the horn switch coupled with brake light activation... only if both of those activate, then it fires... or something like that...

fujiwaru
05-05-2010, 04:53 AM
haha that sounds like something worth a try :)

SailDesign
05-05-2010, 08:29 AM
now i wanna do that on my suby... silly old phart, giving my youth ideas...

Heh! My job is done. :smile:

yaris-me
05-06-2010, 12:33 PM
You could put a big pink dildo and tailgate nice cars or Hondas.:iono:

SailDesign
05-06-2010, 12:51 PM
You could put a big pink dildo and tailgate nice cars or Hondas.:iono:

But what if their exhaust pipes are on the wrong side!?? :smile:

Yaris Hilton
05-06-2010, 01:16 PM
I've got a spare Mauser rifle barrel. I've thought of mounting the end of it poking out, like a machine gun in an airplane wing.

yaris-me
05-06-2010, 04:42 PM
But what if their exhaust pipes are on the wrong side!?? :smile:

:iono:You might have this problem.:confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlbeqKwUQ_M&feature=player_embedded

SailDesign
05-06-2010, 05:08 PM
:iono:You might have this problem.:confused:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlbeqKwUQ_M&feature=player_embedded

That was a problem? :smile: