Zombie apocalypse imminent!!!

[FSANE]

http://imgur.com/Oo1lG.jpg

[fluke_boy]

Push someone towards the zombie horde and run away as fast as you can.

[JBougie]

a bag of Keeber frosted animal cookies (the ones with the sprinkles)

......I am so gonna die

[shinlee]

I've got a spoon to the most immediate left, but a full duffle bag about 3 feet further full of my army gear...

so basically, full battle rattle + a spoon... that should buy me enough time to make it to the bedroom for the heavy weapons, right?

[ERA]

headphones

[frownonfun]

my home security baseball bat.

[eTiMaGo]

20" LCD monitor could do a decent job, better than the TV remote anyway :D

[why?]

I wish i could say grenages up the wazoo, but my best bet is a keyboard until I can make it to the weapons of mass destruction i keep in the cellar.:evil::eek:

[custom Lftback]

A coaster and a tv remote.......shit

[Bluevitz-rs]

My Sigma 70-200mm lens... it'd probably do some damage, it's pretty heavy.

[33OH]

A clear plastic tarp that we used to move our couch here with... hopefully zombies can be suffocated?

[SilverBack]

If the zombie is:

Male:

1. Just have some random chick act as your daughter and tell him that she's pregnant with his kid.
2. Act like your making serious plans to get them married. Also openly talk about your top 3 choices of 12-gauge shells to point at his back on the big day.

Female: Act really needy and desperate for a date. Crying helps.

..That oughta scare their rotting-asses away...

[fnkngrv]

USB hub ... I am toast!

[Nexus1155]

Big home audio speaker with bottles of alcohol on top. I got makeshift molotovs and a big speaker to throw at zombies woooot.

[bkndacn]

A shelf full of my exes 50+ shot-glass collection.... I get to kill two birds with one stone!!!
1) piss off my ex
2) Kill about 5 zombies (10 shotglasses each should do)

[DevilGirl]

Hmm, I have a calculater, a frame with a photo of the fiance and me from our engagement picture sitting, and a plush Lehigh Valley IronPigs mascot (local baseball team, and yes, it is a pig, and they're the "Iron" Pigs due to the Lehigh Valley being the home of the former Bethlehem Steel Corp.)

I think I'm done for in this fight... Help?

[BluYrs]

A calculator for me as well.

[FSANE]

my co-worker

I can use her as a live decoy

[slothman86]

Wacom Cintiq

[47_MasoN_47]

I think I'm good. Suomi M31 with 3 71rnd drums :D

[PhillyG]

a bunch of heavy books.. bout 50 blank cd/dvd (good for throwing right?)
why cant i pick up the 4 ft sword just one foot to the right though?

[detroiter]

I'm in the garage and to my left is a shelf full of different fluids like wd40, etc. So I could use them as aeresol flames I guess with a lighter. Also on the shelf are two machetes :D

[Slick]

I have a one of those make shift stationary bike rack things that turns a normal bike into a stationary. I guess I could smack the first few with the rack then ride off into the sunset?

Aww, who am I kidding. I'm a huge fat guy, I ain't ridin no where. You'll all be safe cause they'll be munchin on me for weeks.

[Bluevitz-rs]

I have a one of those make shift stationary bike rack things that turns a normal bike into a stationary. I guess I could smack the first few with the rack then ride off into the sunset?

Aww, who am I kidding. I'm a huge fat guy, I ain't ridin no where. You'll all be safe cause they'll be munchin on me for weeks.

HAHAHA, :laughabove:

Oh, and it's called a trainer. I have one too. Only I spin an alternator on the back of mine to help power my off grid power system in my room.