Death in the family

[*MAD DOG*]

I request the next few days off to help my family deal with the sad loss. My mother-in-law ended her life yesterday tragically.

[fnkngrv]

Sorry to hear that the pole may have been damaged and your family may be financially responsible for the damage. At least you can probably sell her shoes right?

[Yar Is Word]

Sorry for your loss.
Which mother-in-law?

[jpmck03]

I hope that her impact with that utility pole didn't impact the use of your utilities.

[chrisj]

Her penis was mighty hard to go right through that pole like that. I mean, I'm sorry for your loss. :)

[TLyttle]

Nah, that was her nose...

Saw a similar setup on the front of a semi the other day. Years ago there was a cartoon of a witch on the front of an airliner with the pilots looking at it, caption was "Boy the FAA isn't gonna like this..."

[chrisj]

^ Nose does sound better.

[nemelek]

I'll miss my boss also.

[SilverBack]

So that's what happened to the crazy old lady down the street

[tomato]

:bellyroll: :bellyroll: Hahaha! Excellent!!! :D