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fnkngrv
11-28-2010, 12:04 PM
http://images.myphotoalbum.com/f/fn/fnk/fnkn/fnkng/fnkngrv/albums/album05/att00013.sized.jpg
SilverBack
11-28-2010, 04:51 PM
Too damn hilarious, especially the Lady Gaga one! I knew something wasn't right...
To add to this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZM4Bpt3xZU
SailDesign
11-29-2010, 10:07 AM
Too damn hilarious, especially the Lady Gaga one! I knew something wasn't right...
To add to this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZM4Bpt3xZU
I just think there should be two planes on every route - one for those who agree to be searched, and one for those who refuse to be searched....
I know which one I'm flying on. :biggrin:
DebbyM46227
11-29-2010, 11:12 AM
That video is so funny! So are the TSA signs. :)
SilverBack
11-29-2010, 04:50 PM
I just think there should be two planes on every route - one for those who agree to be searched, and one for those who refuse to be searched....
I know which one I'm flying on. :biggrin:
If it's the one without the searches, then I'll probably be sitting in the same row as you. I'd rather die on a plane than take-on an unscheduled prostate exam...
echaru
11-29-2010, 04:58 PM
Hey, Hey, Hey, you can't say bad stuff about TSA. They are the government. They don't have to follow rules, regulations or even Amendments. They might be recording this thread as we type.
Anyway, I want their job. I want to be the guy getting paid watching naked people all day in high def. I'll just have my buddies randomly picking hot girls for my strip search.
RedRide
11-29-2010, 05:07 PM
I heard this on TV the other night.......
"TSA, we handle more "junk" than eBay"
JBougie
11-29-2010, 10:20 PM
Hey, Hey, Hey, you can't say bad stuff about TSA. They are the government. They don't have to follow rules, regulations or even Amendments. They might be recording this thread as we type.
Anyway, I want their job. I want to be the guy getting paid watching naked people all day in high def. I'll just have my buddies randomly picking hot girls for my strip search.
...such the gentleman you are :rolleyes:
SailDesign
11-29-2010, 11:01 PM
what's the big deal with going through the scanner , its not like it will show your face. plus be proud of your junk. Id walk in butt naked if it was allowed , i got nothin' to hide! the search is only done if you refuse the scanner and if i had to choose ill take the scanner at least it wont touch me
and im flying in the plane that got search it would be filled with promiscuous women and who doesn't like promiscuous
I'm with you. I have nothing but pity for the poor soul who has to look at me in the scanner. And I'd prefer to let the "I don't want to be searched" crowd find out WHY people are searched....
JBougie
11-29-2010, 11:15 PM
Those machines show more details than I want the person I'm sleeping with seeing :laugh: No way, I would be completely creeped out by that machine and would avoid it like the plague!
fnkngrv
11-30-2010, 02:10 AM
before I go thru one I plan on getting good and plugged up so all of my intestines shine brightly full of poo!
lmao
JBougie
11-30-2010, 10:45 AM
^ you would lol
Now - the pictures above don't really show any detail, did they change the software since this whole thing originally cameout? Because the old pictures they had floating around were a whole lot more graphic than those.
DebbyM46227
11-30-2010, 11:58 AM
I'll choose the scanner. If that is all the TSA screener can see and he/she gets turned on by that, they have a problem. Anyone who saw me in the Snakepit (1st turn infield) at the Indy 500 in the late 70's saw more! :biggrin:
frownonfun
11-30-2010, 12:25 PM
I don't see the big deal over scanners or pat downs. Maybe it's having been in the military. idk. It's like people who had the duty of watching you urinate during a urinalysis, I really don't think they are getting all that much enjoyment out of it. It's just their job.
And women, seriously, your gyno sees way more than this every time you get a pap (which should be annually at least). You are giving up a certain amount of privacy for the sake of your health so I don't see how the scanners or pat downs are any different. Doctors can do their job in a professional manner so why would the TSA be incapable of the same?
EDIT: In summary, I'll be on the "been searched" plane.
RedRide
11-30-2010, 01:59 PM
All the info that these scaners are safe seems to be comming from the scanner's manufacturer.:rolleyes:
Does any one have proof of independent tests that verifies their harmlessness?
JBougie
11-30-2010, 05:05 PM
haha ... I can't stop laughing ..... his name is "Cummings" to top it off ....
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
SilverBack
11-30-2010, 06:28 PM
^Not sure if I should :laugh: or :barf:
Guess he got his happy ending ..sort of...
RedRide
11-30-2010, 08:02 PM
You guys do know that Dead Serious News is a satirical website, right?
JBougie
11-30-2010, 08:30 PM
....that makes it less funny?
PETERPOOP
11-30-2010, 09:49 PM
I wouldn't mind if gay guys could only patdown/look at the scanner for women, and hot chicks could only look at the men's scanner and pat us down.
JBougie
12-01-2010, 01:02 AM
SUCH a good point .... if I could hand pick the guy who was going to look at my goodies as walked through the scanner, I'd be OK with it. I'd walk through extra slow and make sure I wore something extra purdy underneath lol
Midnight Drifter
12-01-2010, 01:06 AM
I'd take the full body scan over the patdown. Simpler and more effective.
But first, I'd take the Greyhound instead.
JBougie
12-01-2010, 01:10 AM
^ or the Yaris? lol that's always my first choice :)
Funny slogans! SNL Skit! Thanks OP!
On a serious note... The illusion of terror :wink:
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin
Cheers! :smile:
SailDesign
12-01-2010, 10:41 PM
Funny slogans! SNL Skit! Thanks OP!
On a serious note... The illusion of terror :wink:
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin
Cheers! :smile:
But do you REALLY feel that the scanners cut into your "essential liberty?"
frownonfun
12-01-2010, 11:21 PM
Seeing how flying is optional I don't quite see how it's cutting into one's liberty. That and they are kinda just glorified metal detectors. Sorry but I still don't see the big deal. I let a male doctor grab my balls when I was in high school so that I could play sports... was that also giving up my essential liberties?
it is optional, and the more these types of stupid things get put into law, the worse off the industry will do. Of course this government won't let it fail, so there will be even more wasting of money for bailouts...
TLyttle
12-02-2010, 01:13 AM
The terrorists must be laughing like jackals at the mess they made of the airline industry, and the US in particular. Really, what terrorist is gonna blow himself to smithereens on a flight from Podunk to Pumphandle? Fact is, the industry is gonna have to go to profiling eventually, just like the Israelis. Personally, I like the idea of scanning with a device that detonates any explosive substance regardless of whether it is in the luggage or on a person. It would certainly help with standby: a muffled bang, and the PA system announces a seat available on flight #000...
But do you REALLY feel that the scanners cut into your "essential liberty?"
No, scanners don't...
"Essential Liberty" is specific compared to the ever reaching definition of "Liberty." It applies to the essential Amendement rights, especially the First, Second, and Fourth of the Bill of Rights. The essential rights give ability to voice your opinion(s) and take your grievances to government. :smile:
In the case of the Fourth, it protects you against "involuntary" search and seizure. If you give consent, then it's not involuntary and then voluntary... it does not apply. This is why they (scanners) don't. I'm more concerned with the 'physical intrusion" and manner of the pat downs.
I wonder though, do you really have 'liberties' when you give in and let the thought of security take over? No one ever is really safe. All safety is then temporary?
Probably, the better way of saying it is: "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts as are only injurious to others." -- Thomas Jefferson
Cheers! :smile:
haha ... I can't stop laughing ..... his name is "Cummings" to top it off ....
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573
:wink:
Slightly toned down from the Onion, eh?... :biggrin:
Cheers!
SailDesign
12-03-2010, 12:09 PM
From a real "serious" (heh-heh..) newspaper's site:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8177265/Wheelchair-bound-woman-in-underwear-gets-hour-long-security-search.html
Have to laugh.
DebbyM46227
12-03-2010, 03:18 PM
Is that real? She looks like a blow-up doll!
JBougie
12-03-2010, 05:25 PM
HILARIOUS video ... I am so doing some of these if I ever fly. hahah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPCRbuL4Oh8&feature=BF&list=QL&index=1
From a real "serious" (heh-heh..) newspaper's site:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/8177265/Wheelchair-bound-woman-in-underwear-gets-hour-long-security-search.html
Have to laugh.
LOL! Can't tell what's news or thrills. All this TSA stuff is opening the door to exibitionism... HeHe!
I want to know... Where's the tassels!;-) Also, don't you think she should have taken a shower before departing for her happy trails? LOL!
:biggrin::tongue::laugh:
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