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redyaris
02-27-2007, 01:33 PM
My worst fear is being struck by insane SUV drivers. Lets talk about ideas and techniques to avoid these ugly dinosaur monstrosities.:evil:

BTW, "dont drive" is not an option! :drool:

Violin
02-27-2007, 02:50 PM
I'm working on a system to focus my HIDs through the projector lenses onto the vehicle ahead to cause them to burst into flames like the magnifying glass/ant trick.

The streets will soon be SUV free.

redyaris
02-27-2007, 03:16 PM
I'm working on a system to focus my HIDs through the projector lenses onto the vehicle ahead to cause them to burst into flames like the magnifying glass/ant trick.

The streets will soon be SUV free.


Sounds great! What about the tailgaters however?

MrJester
02-27-2007, 03:40 PM
Get the hell outta the way HaHa :)

Violin
02-27-2007, 04:24 PM
Sounds great! What about the tailgaters however?

I could do the trick like I did with my old RX-7. I had louvers on that car so I couldn't use the rear window washer anymore. I aimed it straight back so when someone tailgated me, I could shoot their windshield directly.

It worked most of the time, but it drove a few people completely bat-shit.

I wouldn't advise it.

static808
02-27-2007, 04:37 PM
unfortunately, the best way to get rid of SUV drivers is to raise gas prices to $5 a gallon. when gas was nearly $3, there were soo many SUVs on used car lots, and soo many priuses on the road, it was a beautiful thing. $5 per gallon = $150 full tank for suburban owners. WOWZA....

--B