funny airline complaint

[nqd]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9619/airline20complaintrp3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Astroman]

:laughabove:

[redyaris]

That was GOOD. Sounds like several letters to airlines ive written over the years.

Last year I wrote Delta about a maniacal stewardess (ah, flight attendant) that freaked out because I placed a read newspaper on the seat next to me. She claimed that in case of turbulence the paper could strike someone about the face!

I argued with the old bat and she threatened to have me arrested by the FBI at the airport we were arriving into.

[nqd]

those diagrams were what got to me...

[redyaris]

Ass on face not good.

Edit: depends on whose ass it is!