Word Association

[*MAD DOG*]

can you......

[KCALB SIRAY]

pat your head and rub your tummy?

[*MAD DOG*]

think food

[rg570lvr]

screw my diet

[id3379]

jelly bean

[rg570lvr]

Yaris Lb

[*MAD DOG*]

FTW

[jclo3313]

DILLIGAF

[kimona]

IDK

[KCALB SIRAY]

NKOTB

[jclo3313]

FUBAR

[KCALB SIRAY]

Tango and Cash

[jclo3313]

Drool.

[KCALB SIRAY]

babies

[jclo3313]

Dinner

[KCALB SIRAY]

heartburn

[jclo3313]

tums

[KCALB SIRAY]

plop plop fizz fizz

[*MAD DOG*]

Chop Chop Dig Dig

[jclo3313]

dig dug

[KCALB SIRAY]

Qbert

[tk-421]

PacMan

[KCALB SIRAY]

fever

[*MAD DOG*]

disco

[rg570lvr]

duck

[KCALB SIRAY]

Rick Dees

[*MAD DOG*]

Weekly Top 40

[KCALB SIRAY]

Casey Kasem

[*MAD DOG*]

Casey Jones

[drummerboy2004]

shaggy

[*MAD DOG*]

boombastic

[KCALB SIRAY]

Never was

[jclo3313]

never?

[KCALB SIRAY]

Ok, call me Mr. Fantastic

[jclo3313]

Sure

[KCALB SIRAY]

maybe

[jclo3313]

Meh.:iono:

[KCALB SIRAY]

Old Jewish Woman

[jclo3313]

yenta

[KCALB SIRAY]

bless you

[jclo3313]

Achooey

[*MAD DOG*]

Heyfever

[Bob_VT]

allergic rhinitis

[Dess]

ah-choo!

[*MAD DOG*]

flowers

[jclo3313]

bloom

[Bob_VT]

wilting

[jclo3313]

wither

[Dess]

dead

[jclo3313]

gone

[*MAD DOG*]

captavise

[KCALB SIRAY]

Gumbo

[rg570lvr]

Louisiana

[*MAD DOG*]

Down South

[jclo3313]

home

[*MAD DOG*]

on the range

[jclo3313]

target

[*MAD DOG*]

practice

[jclo3313]

perfect

[*MAD DOG*]

gold

[rg570lvr]

chains

[jclo3313]

snow

[rg570lvr]

storm

[jclo3313]

Geo

[rg570lvr]

Metro

[jclo3313]

Sexual

[rg570lvr]

nervous

[jclo3313]

serious

[*MAD DOG*]

medical tests

[jclo3313]

probed

[KCALB SIRAY]

Aliens

[jclo3313]

labor

[KCALB SIRAY]

pains

[jclo3313]

hackers

[rg570lvr]

spineless

[*MAD DOG*]

haters

[rg570lvr]

does not play well with others

[jinxor]

aloof

[*MAD DOG*]

loco

[Bob_VT]

motive

[*MAD DOG*]

crime

[Bob_VT]

justified

[*MAD DOG*]

homicide

[jclo3313]

murder

[Bob_VT]

Wood chipper

[KCALB SIRAY]

Toro

[jclo3313]

BULL

[KCALB SIRAY]

Obama

[jclo3313]

yo mama

[KCALB SIRAY]

Hey, Kool-aid!

[jclo3313]

Punchy

[Bob_VT]

Peoples Temple Agricultural Project

[jclo3313]

wow

[KCALB SIRAY]

fruit punch

[jclo3313]

hunch punch

[*MAD DOG*]

donkey punch

[rg570lvr]

punch drunk

[*MAD DOG*]

drunk as a skunk

[rg570lvr]

skunk weed

[*MAD DOG*]

druggies

[rg570lvr]

lol, medicinal puposes

[*MAD DOG*]

druggies in denial

[rg570lvr]

friends I once had

[*MAD DOG*]

you're better off without them

[rg570lvr]

a high school phase

[*MAD DOG*]

homework and more homework

[rg570lvr]

my dog ate my homework

[*MAD DOG*]

down boy

[Bob_VT]

fetch

[landrym28]

slippers and newspaper

[*MAD DOG*]

bacon and eggs for breakfast

[Black Yaris]

poop

[Bob_VT]

shower

[*MAD DOG*]

shave

[Black Yaris]

knick

[*MAD DOG*]

kick

[Black Yaris]

balls

[*MAD DOG*]

basket

[rg570lvr]

case

[Black Yaris]

Lawyers

[*MAD DOG*]

money

[rg570lvr]

Pink Floyd

[*MAD DOG*]

brick in the wall

[jclo3313]

The Home Depot

[Bob_VT]

Darkside of the moon...... aisle 9 in Home depot:biggrin:

[jclo3313]

Cave behind the "sevice desk", my office.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Taken from a website for complaints, lol

Chris writes:


Yesterday I was searching for some local tool rental places, and I
recalled that Home Depot does offer tool rentals in certain locations.
The have a snazzy website to help you at www.homedepotrents.com.
Anyhow, I went there and I type in my zip code to be displayed an
error that says "Please enter a valid zip code!" I try a few more NJ
zip codes (all of which lead off with a zero) which all fail as well.
I then try a few non-NJ zip codes (that lead with something other than
a zero) which all work. Seems that I've found a bug that prevents the
entire state of NJ from searching for Home Depot tool rental centers.
Naturally, I contact Home Depot's customer service through their website form:

###

Hi,

I am visiting www.homedepotrents.com, which appears to be slightly
broken. I live in NJ and when I input my zip code (in the upper right)
I get an "invalid zip code" error. I think it is because of the leading
0 in the zip code (as I did try other cities w/out leading 0s and it
worked). Please resolve this issue as you are shutting out all NJ
residents from using this site.

Thanks,

Chris

###

A few minutes later I get a canned response from Home Depot:

###

Dear Home Depot Customer,

Thank you for your feedback concerning our website. Your feedback has
been forwarded to the appropriate department.

Thank you for shopping at homedepot.com.

###

Then, this morning I get a response from a person who didn't even read
my email, which made me quite peeved and prompted me to write you
guys:

###

Dear Customer,

Thank you for your e-mail to Home Depot Direct.

We realize your concern and apologize for any inconvenience caused to
you.

For assistance regarding product search online, visit our website
www.homedepot.com and on top right hand side Search enter the product
name or model number and click on search, you can browse the products
and place an order online.

For additional information, click on Description and Specification.

If you need help finding the store closest to you, please follow these
steps: go to www.homedepot.com and click the Store Finder tab on the
toolbar. Once you accessed the Store Finder page, enter your geographic
information, and click the Find Store button. The Store Locator will
provide you with a map and a list of stores in your area.

Please let us know if we can be of further assistance.

Sincerely,

Manish
Home Depot Direct

###

I guess it was another canned response, but it had nothing to do with
what I initially asked, so I sent a final reply telling them exactly
how to reproduce the bug:

###

Read my email again. I'm not trying to find the closest Home Depot
location. I already know where that is! I am trying to find the
closest location that RENTS TOOLS!!!

Do this to see where your bug is:

1- Go to www.homedepotrents.com
2- In the upper right corner of the screen see "Find a rental center
near you", then input "08846" as the zip code and then press search.
3- You will get a pop-up saying "Please enter a valid zip code!"

Please fix this as all zip codes in the state of NJ start with a zero.

Thanks,

Chris

###

It was a good theory, but some zip codes from New Jersey do work...just not yours, Chris. Home Depot considers Middlesex, NJ to be invalid. Don't take it personally though.
Anyway, we dug up this PDF of tool rental locations for you in about 15 seconds of searching Home Depot's site. One would have thought the Home Depot help monkey could have done that for you but hey... We're the Consumerist. We're everyone's help desk. —MEGHANN MARCO

Home Depot Tool Rental Locations (PDF) [Home Depot

[jclo3313]

Home Depot help monkey, thats me!:biggrin:

[KCALB SIRAY]

Banana

[jclo3313]

cock

[KCALB SIRAY]

Johnson

[jclo3313]

private

[KCALB SIRAY]

Parts

[jclo3313]

broken

[KCALB SIRAY]

arrow

[Bob_VT]

Nuke

[KCALB SIRAY]

Jose Ole Burrito

[jclo3313]

El Guapo

[KCALB SIRAY]

The Mule

[jclo3313]

Bronco

[KCALB SIRAY]

Billy

[Bob_VT]

Clint

[jclo3313]

western

[Bob_VT]

spaghetti

[jclo3313]

Dinner?

[*MAD DOG*]

Taco

[kimona]

bell

[*MAD DOG*]

ding

[kimona]

dong

[*MAD DOG*]

dick

[SIPNGAS]

Jane

[Bob_VT]

Fun

[rg570lvr]

being here

[SIPNGAS]

you go

[rg570lvr]

ok bye

[*MAD DOG*]

cya l8r

[jclo3313]

BUYby!

[*MAD DOG*]

Lay Away

[Bob_VT]

Shopping speak

[*MAD DOG*]

Black Friday

[Bob_VT]

cyber Monday

[jclo3313]

Wednesdays child

[*MAD DOG*]

wild child

[Bob_VT]

Roller coaster

[*MAD DOG*]

The big dipper

[Bob_VT]

Cyclone (all wood!)

[SIPNGAS]

The American Eagle..(also all wood)

[*MAD DOG*]

wood chips......... hmmmmmm chips

[Bob_VT]

chips and dip

[custom Lftback]

snack food

[landrym28]

popcorn

[kimona]

movies

[*MAD DOG*]

burn

[Dess]

smoke

[jinxor]

cancer

[*MAD DOG*]

death

[Bob_VT]

morbid

[KCALB SIRAY]

Angel

[*MAD DOG*]

buffy

[rg570lvr]

Hildeguard

[*MAD DOG*]

Hang glider

[jclo3313]

crash

[landrym28]

burn

[*MAD DOG*]

die

[jclo3313]

live

[landrym28]

breathing

[jclo3313]

gasping

[landrym28]

choking

[jclo3313]

gag

[*MAD DOG*]

foreplay

[jclo3313]

Huh? Whats that?

[*MAD DOG*]

the 3 seconds before you slip it in

[jclo3313]

Ouch!

[KCALB SIRAY]

band-aid

[jclo3313]

I hate customers!

[Bob_VT]

You are a customer!

[jclo3313]

And I hate myself.

[Bob_VT]

HOUSTON we have a problem at the Depot.......

[jclo3313]

Yeah I left the AK at home!

[KCALB SIRAY]

Mother Bitches!

[jclo3313]

Sunny beaches!

[*MAD DOG*]

beaches the movie

[jclo3313]

sand

[*MAD DOG*]

egypt

[KCALB SIRAY]

place I'd love to go

[jinxor]

toilet

[*MAD DOG*]

number twos

[KCALB SIRAY]

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/thumb/3/3c/CT-p0001-ST.jpg/300px-CT-p0001-ST.jpg

[*MAD DOG*]

one Yaris ah ah ah

[KCALB SIRAY]

One Love

[jclo3313]

Love and Rockets

[*MAD DOG*]

Houston

[jclo3313]

Texas

[*MAD DOG*]

Waco

[KCALB SIRAY]

cult

[jclo3313]

Waco YPF
NC-15700
13908

[*MAD DOG*]

Suicide pact

[jclo3313]

heavens gate

[*MAD DOG*]

St Peters

[jclo3313]

King Solomans Temple

[*MAD DOG*]

Stone Temple Pilots

[jclo3313]

Drugs

[*MAD DOG*]

Coke

[KCALB SIRAY]

head

[Bob_VT]

waterboard

[jclo3313]

Ouch

[KCALB SIRAY]

paper cut

[jclo3313]

Shit

[rg570lvr]

doing the wipe

[*MAD DOG*]

skids

[KCALB SIRAY]

marks

[custom Lftback]

grades

[*MAD DOG*]

A+

[rg570lvr]

i wish

[*MAD DOG*]

genie

[rg570lvr]

major nelson

[*MAD DOG*]

major payne

[jclo3313]

WHO RA!

[*MAD DOG*]

Egyption god of the sun

[jclo3313]

beer?

[*MAD DOG*]

No, RA is the egyption sun god. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Re-Horakhty.svg/180px-Re-Horakhty.svg.png


Beer is a god that most people worship :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/39/VB-stubbie.jpg/100px-VB-stubbie.jpg

[kimona]

Man created god(s)

[KCALB SIRAY]

God created man in his own image

[kimona]

Rubbish

[KCALB SIRAY]

views

[*MAD DOG*]

sunset

[Rain]

evening

[*MAD DOG*]

star filled night sky

[Rain]

constellations

[*MAD DOG*]

cluster