Sex in the Yaris!?

[ChinoCharles]

Anyone been up to this ergonomic challenge?

:bellyroll:

[YarisTom73]

Considering the age/shape of my g/f and I, it would resemble a National Geographic special more than anything else. We'll pass.. best luck to those intrepid adventurers among us who might take this challenge :rolleyes: :laugh:

[elsteverino889]

I did it in the back once, a little uncomfotable but yes it was still good.

[ChinoCharles]

HAHA! We have one buyer! C'mon, who else?

[nqd]

havent tried it yet....but got a bj!!!!

[Turbo&Auto]

X2 on the bj. I'm 6'1", not getting laid in the back of this lil thing LOL!

[brickhardmeat]

I know what a Yaris is but what is sex?

[nqd]

I know what a Yaris is but what is sex?

its when a male and female...or male and male...or female and female...or male male and female...or famale female male:thumbup: :thumbup: have sexual intercourse with each other usually by rubbing each others genitals together or insertion of the penis into the vagina

[brickhardmeat]

oh like- bumping uglies or scissoring or corn holing, ok I'm with you now. lost me for a minute:redface:

no I have done none of this in my yaris:biggrin:

[Yaris Revenge]

I did it in the back once, a little uncomfotable but yes it was still good.

Speak for yourself! I thought you sucked (just not hard enough).

(:laugh: )


Doesn't the tC have "lounge" front seats for just such an activity?

~YR

[nqd]

no I have done none of this in my yaris:biggrin:

have you ever? :bellyroll: just kidding!

[Meteorite Man]

Done it twice but I think that will do it, The guys who detail my interior bitch about all the wool....

:laughabove:

Chuck

[Meteorite Man]

:needpics:

Or 8mm, or Bluewave, or......


Chuck

[brickhardmeat]

and chicken feathers:laugh:

[blacksan]

I talked dirty to a few girls on the cell during my commute, does that count?

[brickhardmeat]

phone sex is so early 90's

[brickhardmeat]

have you ever? :bellyroll: just kidding!

I'm a born again virgin.:eek:

[sherryberry]

haha i've given a bj in the yaris *gasp!* but other than that, i have not done it in a yaris. but i have done my yaris!! *gasp* :biggrin:

[nqd]

:eyebulge: what woulkd your mother say if she read this!!!!????!!!!

[Meteorite Man]

SherryBerry, Aren't you the one that got her Yaris cheap?

Hmmmm......

Kiddin', Love a lady that can hang with the fellas....

Chuck


Have any friends? Now with the Yaris I'll drive to where ever to get me some....

[sherryberry]

i have tons of friends :tongue: but I'm probably the most perverted out of all of them.

[blacksan]

i have tons of friends :tongue: but I'm probably the most perverted out of all of them.

Do you have a tongue stud? I am not trying to be an asshole, but am from a different generation and just curious.

[sherryberry]

Do you have a tongue stud? I am not trying to be an asshole, but am from a different generation and just curious.

Nope.. no tongue stud. I love food and don't ever want to have to go through days w/o eating much food haha. The only piercings I have are in my ears, actually. Never got into that piercing fad.

Edit: but I do like to stick my tongue out to be silly :tongue:

[blacksan]

Nope.. no tongue stud. I love food and don't ever want to have to go through days w/o eating much food haha. The only piercings I have are in my ears, actually. Never got into that piercing fad.

Edit: but I do like to stick my tongue out to be silly :tongue:

Cool, the reason I ask is that I work in an environment with many young ladies and they do sum stuff that makes me blush. I think they just take pleasure in watching me squirm! :biggrin:

[sherryberry]

Cool, the reason I ask is that I work in an environment with many young ladies and they do sum stuff that makes me blush. I think they just take pleasure in watching me squirm! :biggrin:

Do they have sex with you in your yaris? :wink: I make older men blush but I find it fun :biggrin: Of course, my bf doesn't know this :eek: but that's ok, he's an older man too haha

[brickhardmeat]

certain piercing are grody to me personally however I have had various holes put in my face and since removed - as long as it has been around I would not refer to piercing as a -fad-

[sherryberry]

ok ok, i never got into the piercing thing... is that better? :tongue: i don't know what to call it really. but I know my friend has her nipples pierced and I could never do that... i'd think that it was really painful

[Violin]

Crap... I can't even get my wife to go for it in the back of the minivan.

[blacksan]

Do they have sex with you in your yaris? :wink: I make older men blush but I find it fun :biggrin: Of course, my bf doesn't know this :eek: but that's ok, he's an older man too haha

I normally share the loving with them in nature as that is my thing. As I get older it is more important to give-then-receive which means I take care of my partner first. :respekt:

[sherryberry]

Everyone should share the love!!

[blacksan]

Everyone should share the love!!

Oh shit, I remember the 60's. :bellyroll:

[stuffy]

i havent' tried sex in the yaris because i'm just old enough to be boring now, but the back seat would be too short across,
best to fully recline the passenger seat.

those with the fold-flat rear seats would probably have a more comfortable "rear" of the car experience.

[eTiMaGo]

in a Yaris, it's probably not too much challenge.. now what I want to know is, has anyone had sex in a Smart Fortwo? They would deserve a round of applause (and a voucher for chiropractor sessions)

[Meteorite Man]

Share the love? Hmmmm......Sounds like a lovefest in Sherry's driveway...Just stay away from the "Brown Acid".

Yarii do not take up alot of room so I figure if we can stay out of the petunias.....Everyone will be happy.

Chuck

[brickhardmeat]

hot midget sex in a smart, now that is perversive

[SailDesign]

Everyone should share the love!!

Jeez, Sherry - would you and Blacksan get a room?!? :redface:

[blacksan]

Jeez, Sherry - would you and Blacksan get a room?!? :redface:

You sailors have the dirtiest minds!:biggrin:

[slvryaris]

Heck at 6'4" tall and 300 lbs I can barely get in the back seat.

[Typer73]

in a Yaris, it's probably not too much challenge.. now what I want to know is, has anyone had sex in a Smart Fortwo? They would deserve a round of applause (and a voucher for chiropractor sessions)

Not in the Yaris or Smart Fortwo but many times (in my youth) in the front seat of a '73 VW bug... which is why I'm not too wild about manual trannys, damn shifter!:moon:

[Thirty-Nine]

hot midget sex in a smart, now that is perversive

LOL!

[joey1320]

Not in the Yaris or Smart Fortwo but many times (in my youth) in the front seat of a '73 VW bug... which is why I'm not too wild about manual trannys, damn shifter!:moon:

haha i have a '73 super beetle and i can't even get the fiance to go for a drive...:frown:

[hasher22]

closest thing to sex in my yaris is my girfriend puttin a tampon in

[PMC]

^^^

Thats disgusting!

Not the yaris but an 82 datsun 280zx.

[Blenjar]

I did...twice! it was fun...but her head kept hittin the top of the car..lmao

-- Blen

[slvryaris]

Wooooooooooooooooooo.......to much info.:eek: :eek: :eek:

closest thing to sex in my yaris is my girfriend puttin a tampon in

[joey1320]

closest thing to sex in my yaris is my girfriend puttin a tampon in

ooook thats it for me folks. this is where i say goodbye!!!

[ChinoCharles]

HAHA! I go away for a half a day and get the pleasure of reading this thread. Hilarious!

I'll confess... I asked because I christened her the other day. Take a girl to see John Mayer and you won't even make it home. We made it to the parking lot. Someone asked how you make a Yaris shake like in the commercials... that is one way. :laugh:

Sherry, can I have your number? :tongue:

Keep 'em coming you sick fucks.

[sherryberry]

oh my.. I'm a girl and I even found that putting tampon in a bit ew. She better not have gotten blood on your yaris!!

I don't know what is so wrong with sharing some love.. this world could def. do well with more of it!

Chino, my number is 1-800-sex-in-yaris!! :biggrin:

[nqd]

I don't know what is so wrong with sharing some love.. this world could def. do well with more of it!

Chino, my number is 1-800-sex-in-yaris!! :biggrin:

Perverts! :thumbsup:

[SailDesign]

You sailors have the dirtiest minds!:biggrin:

True :smile:

[antfeldsch]

Not in my yaris but i did do it in my 1990 crx si. A little tight (NO PUN INTENDED)

[death is my gift]

My girlfriend and I have had sex in my Yaris and I got a little action on the hood.


so to speak

[ChinoCharles]

death is my gift,

:needpics:

[brickhardmeat]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a253/081877/scissors.jpgscissors:rolleyes:

[sherryberry]

HAHAHA I LOVE south park.

now.. sex in yaris.. must put that on my agenda to do list and post pics of just me haha just kidding

[gonzo452001]

when I was young had sex in the front seat and back seat of a 72 Ford Pinto Front seat was murder got a leg cramp

[Kioshi]

Not in a Yaris. Yes in a RSX Type-S. Thank god for black leather seats ^_^. Maybe it will be comfy if you recline the seats if you got power option and....my 5% tints in the back, GREAT SETUP!

[redyaris]

Sex in Yaris DIY:

Supplies needed: another person, lube (if you prefer), towel, porno DVD (for head unit or rear seat DVD player)

1. Open hatch

2. Fold down rear seat

3. Become nude (at least from waist down)

4. Lay on your back with feet hanging out of hatch area ( beach towel beneath you strictly optional)

Note: dont bump your foot against hot Greddy exhaust.

5. Have boyfriend/girlfriend/partner perform oral sex on you

Note: you may want to remove the rear hatch cargo light as it shines right into the eyes of the performer.

This angle makes great pics from the rear of the car looking into the hatch area. Trust me.

[brickhardmeat]

explains the musty odor in your hatch area:bellyroll:

[redyaris]

http://www.autothing.com/images/Products/Air%20Fresheners/Gels/air-Gel-IntroPic.gif

[brickhardmeat]

:laughabove:

[kurokoma-kun]

http://www.autothing.com/images/Products/Air%20Fresheners/Gels/air-Gel-IntroPic.gif

OMG at first I thought that was your lube :laugh:

[kimona]

OMG at first I thought that was your lube :laugh:

Ditto

[brickhardmeat]

OMG at first I thought that was your lube :laugh:

Ditto


me too but it is those air fresheners that look like cans of pomade

[redyaris]

http://members.aol.com/blk9t9b/lube.jpg

[sherryberry]

porno DVD? I don't need that to get me going and lube.. who needs that? I make my own.

[Meteorite Man]

Note to self: If Sherry calls for a ride, spread out newspapers....

Chuck

[kurokoma-kun]

sherryberry, you are such a prude, you really need to loosen up a little! :smile: :laugh: :tongue:

[blacksan]

Holy crap, I think this thread is going to get me laid.:biggrin:

I recently stumbled across a woman from my college days and we had a real good time hiking in the mountains and catching up. She was very curious about everything up until now and I happen to mention this site and some of the more interesting posts. When we started joking about doing the nasty so many years ago she was curious about my current love life and I mentioned the Yaris position in jest. To make a long story short I guess a hot summer Yaris night in "Ol Virginie" is on tap.:thumbup:

[blacksan]

porno DVD? I don't need that to get me going and lube.. who needs that? I make my own.

Well, umm, ahhh, ok. Gezz, I wish I was at least born 20 years later then I was .:headbang:

[sherryberry]

sherryberry, you are such a prude, you really need to loosen up a little! :smile: :laugh: :tongue:

i thought guys liked it tight!! :thumbup:

[kurokoma-kun]

i thought guys liked it tight!! :thumbup:

Um...I'm not a guy...

[kimona]

i thought guys liked it tight!! :thumbup:



And she's got a sense of humour too!

[sherryberry]

sorry, kurokoma-kun!! There are so many guys on here I lose track!! my apologies! what can i do for ya to make it better?

[kurokoma-kun]

sorry, kurokoma-kun!! There are so many guys on here I lose track!! my apologies! what can i do for ya to make it better?

It's noooo biggie sherryberry! :smile: It's funny, on gardening forum I go to sometimes people tend to assume that everyone there is a woman...:laugh:

[brickhardmeat]

:laughabove:

[Meteorite Man]

sorry, kurokoma-kun!! There are so many guys on here I lose track!! my apologies! what can i do for ya to make it better?

You could offer her a backrub to start!....Just trying to help?

Chuck

[kurokoma-kun]

You could offer her a backrub to start!

Ah, the kurokoma-sutra! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It doesn't bug me being taken for a guy anyways, I was only teasing sherryberry. I just hope people don't read my posts and wonder why that "guy" gets so excited about glitter and pretty fabric and such... :tongue:

[Meteorite Man]

Glitter and fancy fabris is just fine. We are not here to judge. :wink:

Maybe a nice set of curtains for Sherry's car so she doesn't get arrested for her talents.


Chuck

[brickhardmeat]

beef curtains?

[ChinoCharles]

Oh how I love moral ineptitude.

[sherryberry]

LMAO! I love this thread. and there are guys who like glittery stuff.. yeah... haha although their sexuality may be put into question hehe.

Do I really need curtains for my car? I'd think that the cops would appreciate a good show after their long days :biggrin:

[brickhardmeat]

Gary Glitter for example

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Glitter

[Typer73]

sherryberry--get the curtains! Most cops have had their sense(s) of humor surgically removed! (And they have no patience for small cars parked in construction sites after dark):iono:

[sherryberry]

That's cuz cops need to get laid more! I don't park my cars in construction sites to get it on. I park it behind stores and whatnot. One time, we parked at Jehovah's Witnesses :eek:

[Meteorite Man]

At this time I would like to nominate SherryBerry for YarisWorld Recreation Monitor. Show of hands? (or whatever else you can our attention with).


Chuck

[Meteorite Man]

That's cuz cops need to get laid more! I don't park my cars in construction sites to get it on. I park it behind stores and whatnot. One time, we parked at Jehovah's Witnesses :eek:


That would be something to Witness, :eyebulge:

Chuck

[Sway84]

to be honest with you we didnt have many problems with it, if shes flexible its all good, and if u have ure interior lighting on, it feels and looks like a fudging porn movie lol!
"yurhis world"

[Peteaussi]

Mate.... done it twice in the front passenger seat of a LB... I am 6 foot and the girl was 5'6". Was slightly cramped but who cares because it was in a YARIS!!!

[Meteorite Man]

I didn't want to start a new thread but this could fall into "Shakin'" the Yaris!!! :eyebulge:


AP
Quake Forces Toyota to Halt Production
Wednesday July 18, 8:46 am ET
Toyota Will Temporarily Halt Production at All Its Factories in Japan After Earthquake


TOKYO (AP) -- Toyota Motor Corp. said Wednesday it will halt production at all its factories in Japan for the rest of the week due to quake-induced damage at a major parts supplier.
The temporary closure of auto parts maker Riken Corp.'s plant at Kashiwazaki city, near the epicenter of Monday's magnitude 6.8 quake, was forcing the halt, Toyota spokesman Paul Nolasco said.

Toyota will assess the situation at Riken, which supplies key transmission and engine parts to Toyota, before deciding whether to resume production on Monday, Nolasco said.

Anyone waiting for parts?

Chuck

[YarisTom73]

I didn't want to start a new thread but this could fall into "Shakin'" the Yaris!!! :eyebulge:


AP
Quake Forces Toyota to Halt Production
Wednesday July 18, 8:46 am ET
Toyota Will Temporarily Halt Production at All Its Factories in Japan After Earthquake


TOKYO (AP) -- Toyota Motor Corp. said Wednesday it will halt production at all its factories in Japan for the rest of the week due to quake-induced damage at a major parts supplier.
The temporary closure of auto parts maker Riken Corp.'s plant at Kashiwazaki city, near the epicenter of Monday's magnitude 6.8 quake, was forcing the halt, Toyota spokesman Paul Nolasco said.

Chuck

See? Told you what would happen if I tried it.. :laugh:
(note to self: time for the Atkins again....)

[sherryberry]

Wonder what'll happen when I rock my boyfriend's world in a yaris.. maybe they'll halt for a month!

[Meteorite Man]

Ya HAD to say the BF word, way to kill the party.

Chuck

[sherryberry]

hehe I'm sorry, Chuck... but it's not like it's a husband hehe.

[Meteorite Man]

Point well taken....Besides, someone has to hold the camera!


Chuck

[sherryberry]

Who will be the person that the camera is filming? Will it be you, Chuck? :smile:

[death is my gift]

I think love is in the air. No wait, it's desperation.

[kurokoma-kun]

I think love is in the air. No wait, it's desperation.

Time for a better air freshener :laugh:

[death is my gift]

Time for a better air freshener :laugh:

:laughabove:

[brickhardmeat]

BLEACH

[Sway84]

hahahaah, limo tint does wonders, at points it hides the fog hahahaha! ahh man...

[sherryberry]

but the fog is sexy! hehe

[death is my gift]

It gets hot in the car. When it's not running that is.

[Sway84]

lol... tell me about it lol... i put the windows half down and it still fogged up!...

[sherryberry]

but it's a nice hot in the wintertime here in IL.

[Kioshi]

but the fog is sexy! hehe

Yep especially when immitating a mini version of Titanic goin on in the Yaris

[whooppee777]

i rocked it in my yaris. probably wont again had to have the door open to pull it off

[ChinoCharles]

I think love is in the air. No wait, it's desperation.

:bellyroll: :bow:

[REM]

I have not done it in my Yaris, but when I was in college the police spoiled my... :wink: twice in the same night. The third time they knocked on the window they were too late to spoil anything :thumbup:. I thought we had some good spots, but it's like I had a GPS on my car that night. Oh, and if you're a young looking person that's in the 18-21 age group make sure you both have your ID. Things will go much smoother with the police that way.

[sherryberry]

yeah i always have my ID on me. Cuz i'm 22 but people think i'm 14 ... ppl always question my age.. GRRRR

[steved]

:cry: :frown: My wife is not adventuress enough to have sex in any car.

[Meteorite Man]

So, Find someone elses wife who will, simple as that. But watch out for 22 year olds who LOOK 14.

(flipping through the jr miss section of the Vicky Secrets catalog to see what Sherry might want for her B-Day)

Chuck

[steved]

So, Find someone elses wife who will, simple as that. But watch out for 22 year olds who LOOK 14.

(flipping through the jr miss section of the Vicky Secrets catalog to see what Sherry might want for her B-Day)

Chuck

Why didn't I think of that!!!

Any married women on this forum in the Montreal area willing to help me out?:wink: :bs:


Hey Sherry, willing to take a drive to Montreal to share some love? Or email some nude pics, I'll use my imagination.:evil:

[sherryberry]

hey maybe if you search around enough, you'll find those nude pics online :wink: hahaha just kidding.

Montreal is quite a drive.. maybe someday and maybe i'll get your wife to join in on the fun.

[joey1320]

hey maybe if you search around enough, you'll find those nude pics online :wink: hahaha just kidding.

Montreal is quite a drive.. maybe someday and maybe i'll get your wife to join in on the fun.

Very Nice!!!
http://re3.mm-a5.yimg.com/image/3379597794

[Angry Andy]

I will most definitely be attempting fornication in this car. I love a challenge.

[Meteorite Man]

Sounds like a road trip to Illinois

[death is my gift]

Better be careful Sherryberry, you wouldn't want to develop a reputation.

[sherryberry]

am I going to become the yaris world whore?? haha

[contraband831]

am I going to become the yaris world whore?? haha

Its better than being a post whore, someone should start "the SherryBerry Fan club Thread" :bow: So we can worship our one and only yaris world beauty:drool:

[Meteorite Man]

One and only? You need to lift your head up just a little bit and take a look around. They ALL have a little "sumtin sumtin" to share.

[sherryberry]

haha yeah i'm def. not the one and only beauty around here.

[nqd]

haha yeah i'm def. not the one and only beauty around here.

your right....theres me! haha just kidding

[Yaris Revenge]

Heeey, I'm sexxeh too! :laugh:
~YR

[sherryberry]

oh man.. mike myers is brilliant ha..

[cali yaris]

The Yaris Position -- can't say I've tried this. Does it count if the back seats are down?

[sherryberry]

The Yaris Position -- can't say I've tried this. Does it count if the back seats are down?

I do believe so. we'll take anything :wink:

[wax420]

yes i have hit off a couple of hookers in the car put the passenger front seat all the way back get on your knees watch out for the rug burn though

[sherryberry]

yes i have hit off a couple of hookers in the car put the passenger front seat all the way back get on your knees watch out for the rug burn though

as long as it was worth it

[FoEKuZ]

:cool: hookers is whats hot these days.....

had several myself couple days ago.....

hoes damn near broke my head rest.....:cool:

[redyaris]

'Pimps Up, Ho's Down'

Gleefully trashy!

http://www.pimpsup.com/home.htm

[Sabretooth]

jumped to page 5, saw the lube comments, found this and got a chuckle.
http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/powerlube.jpg

[sherryberry]

oh man.. i better not say anything.

[Yaris Revenge]

oh man.. i better not say anything.

What, does it look a little too familiar? :bellyroll:

~YR

[sherryberry]

Last time I tried having full sex in a car... it was in my tC... it was 3am... we were in her parents driveway... she fell on the car's horn... that did not go well...

please finish the story :smile:

[Jsword]

Oh snap! we didnt lose this!
any new stories?

[pixiedixie862]

lol ohh no not this thread lmao

[Jsword]

yes this thread, and its not just limited to yaris either:biggrin:

[pixiedixie862]

lol no comment on having sex in the xA... well lets just say its a little hard having the harness bar in the way. :x

[dvlnblkdrs]

well this was the original.. there was more than 1

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

The CRX is small, but it was okay.. somewhat. She still has room to bounce up and down on my lap.

The Yaris, on the other hand.. Let's just say that it was garaged, and she was leaning on the hood.. does that count? lol

[dvlnblkdrs]

nope.. try again

[Jsword]

thread says "sex in the yaris" not "on", lololol

[dvlnblkdrs]

hmm my rear seats may be coming out soon, so ill only be able to participate via front seats.. until i get racing seats, then not at all

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Oh yeah! Racing seat coming soon!

So I guess I can't participate in this thread ): wah!

[engelm_]

boo for racing seats, all the options are taken away for sex in the yaris.

[darthbauer]

Well there is always the option of getting a room.

[engelm_]

Thats true.... But then it wouldnt be "Sex in the Yaris"...

[darthbauer]

indeed but sex on the bed is so much better.

[engelm_]

I see.... LOL!

[TinyGiant]

i have a rotating heart shaped, leopard print bed in the back of my yaris..little disco ball for ambiance... lol j/p

Haven't christened the yaris yet

[engelm_]

lol, that so reminded me of Austin Powers, with the circular bed in the airplane.

[TinyGiant]

lol, that so reminded me of Austin Powers, with the circular bed in the airplane.

we'll hes usually there to get the mojo flowing

[engelm_]

Awesome. I wish I had Austin on hand, all the time!

[Stargate YARlantIS]

BJ, but shifting was tough, especially when the gf's head and torso is stretched across the center...lol I'm 6' and I am not about to try the back seat :)

[TinyGiant]

he's low maintenance.. shop at goodwill, no need for toothpaste..

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

indeed but sex on the bed is so much better.

COUCH SEX FTW!

[firemachine69]

My Yaris is a virgin. She'd have to be a Yaris lover for us to use the back seat. :laugh:

My Sunfire, on the other hand... :biggrin:

[Letsrock]

Before we bought ours we took a red LB for a test drive. We stopped put the passenger seat back all the way and had a great time. Left a surprise for the buyer/dealer of that car.
We bought the sedan.

[dvlnblkdrs]

roflmao :bellyroll: free protein shot with the purchase of that yaris! lol

[TinyGiant]

Before we bought ours we took a red LB for a test drive. We stopped put the passenger seat back all the way and had a great time. Left a surprise for the buyer/dealer of that car.
We bought the sedan.

you watch that person that bought that yaris is gonna sign up here someday and be like.. dudes i bought this yaris and it came with a surprise

[Letsrock]

Hey one has to do what one has to do. If the wife wouldnt of made the suggestion then it wouldnt of happened. But she wanted to see so.......

[darthbauer]

I'm 6' and I am not about to try the back seat :)



Im 6 foot. Sit in the back with the front seats folded forward.

[dvlnblkdrs]

brought back to life.. again! hmm i got my back seats down right now.. maybe i should take the laptop out there and have a lil fun...

[cali yaris]

Still haven't sealed the deal. :cry:

[dvlnblkdrs]

well, take the mistress out for some fun!

[Stargate YARlantIS]

Im 6 foot. Sit in the back with the front seats folded forward.


bump!

[rg570lvr]

Before we bought ours we took a red LB for a test drive. We stopped put the passenger seat back all the way and had a great time. Left a surprise for the buyer/dealer of that car.
We bought the sedan.

Can you imagine if the salesman sat there for the next test drive and walked around all day with the stain on his clothes not knowing it. Or better yet, what his wife must have thought when she saw it, serves 'em right for screwing everybody for a living. Way to go.:headbang:

[CpKi1g3]

3 times in 2 days back seat, front passenger and 69 on driver seat with no problems and i am 5'10" 250 lbs. as long as i was comfortable it was all good:thumbup:

[TinyGiant]

3 times in 2 days back seat, front passenger and 69 on driver seat with no problems and i am 5'10" 250 lbs. as long as i was comfortable it was all good:thumbup:


glad we dont all drive eachothers cars lol

[CpKi1g3]

glad we dont all drive eachothers cars lol

true i feel sorry for those who ride in it with me or drive it

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

:rolleyes:

[drummerboy2004]

If you push the passenger seat all the way forward and put it down, you can get some pretty nice reverse cowgirl in the Yaris....

Oh, and no one is too tall to have sex in this car if you want it bad enough at the time... I am 6' 4"...

Yes, personal experience.

Matt

[firemachine69]

brought back to life.. again! hmm i got my back seats down right now.. maybe i should take the laptop out there and have a lil fun...

We demand pictures of said activities... :biggrin:

[dvlnblkdrs]

lol demand all you want.. lol :biggrin: :tongue:

[KCALB SIRAY]

demand!

[dvlnblkdrs]

still dont have the shift knob dildo.. make me one!!!! :biggrin:

[KCALB SIRAY]

if i draw a 4 H on my tip, will that work...gotta sharpie, lol

[dvlnblkdrs]

nope, i need the real deal

[sportin83]

i just saw this thread for the first time. all i can say is wow lol.

[yaya]

all the time.

[dvlnblkdrs]

hee hee.. glad we could wow ya.. :thumbsup:

[Bob_VT]

hee hee.. glad we could wow ya.. :thumbsup:

Just don't crush the Cookies from NY!!! :biggrin:

[id3379]

i did it in my ex's tc haha

[jclo3313]

I've had sex, does that count?

[SIPNGAS]

I've had sex, does that count?

Was it IN your Yaris, John?

[KCALB SIRAY]

she's gotta point, John

[SIPNGAS]

Well, for this thread, unless it's IN the Yaris, it doesn't count. LOL

[jclo3313]

Sad I don't count. She would get jealous and breakdown or something like that. She is to pretty to do that to. I'll stick to the kitchen.:biggrin:

[Bob_VT]

Sad I don't count. She would get jealous and breakdown or something like that. She is to pretty to do that to. I'll stick to the kitchen.:biggrin:

You mean the kitchen remodeling area in the Home Depot :eek:

[SIPNGAS]

LOL

[jclo3313]

You mean the kitchen remodeling area in the Home Depot :eek:

There is nothing less sexy than the depot. GROSS man.

[SIPNGAS]

There is nothing less sexy than the depot. GROSS man.

oh my...lol :bellyroll:

[dvlnblkdrs]

If y'all think sex in the yaris sounds complex... sex in the front passenger seat of an evo :thumbup:



had to ressurect this thread.. it just ROCKS!

[bobselectric]

There is nothing less sexy than the depot. GROSS man.

Naw- I get F***ed at Home Depot all the time

[dvlnblkdrs]

brought back an oldie but goodie.. ahhh my favorite thread :biggrin:

[SilverBack]

The irremovable stain says it all. Sham-wow gets it out, ..my ass...

[yaris-me]

I don't see how you can have really good sex in a Yaris.:frown:

[dvlnblkdrs]

lol u'd have to ask jesus about stains.. he did afterall buy my rear seats.. :bellyroll: jk.. not much was ever done back there :tongue:

[coheed]

Its really not that hard to have good sex in the back of these cars... I could draw a schematic if anyone needs it lol.

lol hard

[DevilGirl]

sherryberry--get the curtains! Most cops have had their sense(s) of humor surgically removed! (And they have no patience for small cars parked in construction sites after dark):iono:

That's cuz cops need to get laid more! I don't park my cars in construction sites to get it on. I park it behind stores and whatnot. One time, we parked at Jehovah's Witnesses :eek:

Oh it's fun parking on construction sites at night! :biggrin: Particularly when a crew is working the site! Oh wait, so was I... :tongue:




(No it wasn't with one of the crew... My boyfriend dropped by to bring something I had forgotten and needed for working nightshift... It also wasn't in my Yaris. It was in a 2002 VW Golf backseat though...)

[why?]

I couldn't imagine doing it in the yaris. I had enough problems doing it in my old Saab. Now a full size conversion van with a queen size bed in back, that was how to do it.

[toyo]

not yet lol

I wouldn't do it, they say it's bad luck, I did it in a civic I use to own and the fucker kept squeezing money out of me for repair.

So there you go lmao

[JumpmanYaris]

Nop, Wouldnt want that funky smell inside my car or no kind of juices:biggrin:

[darthbauer]

lol u'd have to ask jesus about stains.. he did afterall buy my rear seats.. :bellyroll: jk.. not much was ever done back there :tongue:

:laugh:

[DandiDani]

noooo.

[dvlnblkdrs]

:laugh:

i said nothing about OTHER people's yarii iv been in tho :eek:

[2+2]

Isn't sex enough of a mine field? Now we gotta be contortionists too? If I remember right, you get a room and do disgusting things to and with each other and hopefully never see each other again because now you've lost what little respect you had for one another. In other words, good clean fun.

But in a Yaris? I refuse to work that hard to humiliate myself.

[dvlnblkdrs]

wow.. are u that bad at this sport??? oh well.. more fun for the rest of us.. and fyi.. not much contorting in the front passenger seat :biggrin: :cool:

[darthbauer]

Did this the other night,


Had the front passenger seat all the way up, me on my knees in the rear passenger side floor board with the lady sitting on the backseat. I used the both oh shit handles for leverage. It was fun but a pain in the ass to get out of once we were done.

[RHDVIPbB]

Did this the other night,


Had the front passenger seat all the way up, me on my knees in the rear passenger side floor board with the lady sitting on the backseat. I used the both oh shit handles for leverage. It was fun but a pain in the ass to get out of once we were done.

hmm, should have though about the handles. My recent experience was in my sedan. The seats lay almost flat if you slide them forward and remove the headrest. The only thing that got in the way was the armrest. She enjoyed in though.

[eht13]

I can't believe this is actually a thread topic. :iono::laugh:

[tomato]

^ and a popular one, too. 4,337 views as of now. :laugh:


hmm, should have though about the handles. My recent experience was in my sedan. The seats lay almost flat if you slide them forward and remove the headrest. The only thing that got in the way was the armrest. She enjoyed in though.

She enjoyed the armrest? :eek:

J/K :smile:

[Aothachos]

its very easy in a sedan, roll up both front sits as far up to the far as u can, you have enough room for both of you to spread out, haha, if shes good she can ride you holding the two head rests in the back seat while you slouch a little down and she has her feet at the edge of the back seats, very good haha

[RHDVIPbB]

^ and a popular one, too. 4,337 views as of now. :laugh:




She enjoyed the armrest? :eek:

J/K :smile:

I meant that she enjoyed it even though the armrest got in the way once or twice.

[kac]

Bumping an old thread because I had the chance to try this out a couple nights ago at a nice campground somewhere in the midwest. Plenty of room in the backseat for me...
:-)

[AlexNet0]

lol. yes, it has happened many times for me. my GF of five years seems to enjoy it as well. there is plenty of room back there with the fronts rolled forward

[Billiam]

The cool thing about a car this small, is that I can just pull out the Johnson and throw it over on the passenger side. Keeps the wife entertained. :wink:

[hondakiller99]

its very easy in a sedan, roll up both front sits as far up to the far as u can, you have enough room for both of you to spread out, haha, if shes good she can ride you holding the two head rests in the back seat while you slouch a little down and she has her feet at the edge of the back seats, very good haha

a little to much experience i see....:bellyroll:... i did it in the xa and try doing it in a cobra mustang..... haha that was a good night:thumbup::thumbup:

[cali yaris]

meh, no back seat, X brace and harness bar not helping things.

[BrazdonW]

cali... the x brace helps A LOT hahahahahahahah

[cali yaris]

^ might need a visual aid on that... :biggrin:

[Yoda]

woot i joined the club. Backseat with her on top with illegal tints in a parking lot= epic....Release the CRAKEN!!!!!

[severous01]

hahaha...this thread is awesome

wife wont do it, says it's too small

did it in the camaro, t-tops off, and pass seat layed back....it was good

did it in the jeep, and on top of the jeep, in the rain and mud....that was awesome

[blacksan]

OK, for all you kids I must admit at 46 having your baby even accidentally brush your tool reaching for Zeplin CD's in the YARIS is pretty much nasty-monkey-love. :biggrin:

[Billiam]

wife wont do it, says it's too small
Yeah...but what about the car? :laugh:

[eht13]

Yeah...but what about the car? :laugh:

Beat me to it. :laugh:

[talnlnky]

i've yet to get busy in the yaris... surprisingly.... tho the fiancee wants to..... I have slept in the back before... and i'm 6'4". I'm sure the yaris will get christened sometime in the next few months.

[yaris-me]

The cool thing about a car this small, is that I can just pull out the Johnson and throw it over on the passenger side. Keeps the wife entertained. :wink:

:bellyroll:It must be a JOOOHHNNSSOOOON!

[sherryberry]

my dogs hump in the back sometimes.. although.. my male dog has a problem finding the hole.

[tomato]

Yeah...but what about the car? :laugh:

:bow: good one! :bellyroll: :bellyroll:

[yarisitis]

Nope, wouldn't want to make a mess.


I don't even allow eating in my car.

[JBougie]

Would up against the Yaris count?

[Thirty-Nine]

my dogs hump in the back sometimes.. although.. my male dog has a problem finding the hole.

This deserves to be reposted. LOL

[tomato]

Would up against the Yaris count?

I vote yes, if the door is open or one of you has got a foot (or some body part) inside the Yaris.

[talnlnky]

So.... started too a few weeks ago.... were at the coast, and within 3 minutes an SUV rolled up within a 100 yards and we see a bright light flash. Did it a few times. Thought it was the spot light on a police car being turned on for just an instant at a time... So we sat there and turned the music on and tried to defog the windows a bit.... just cause the cop was probably going to start rolling up at any time. We figured the cop wanted us out cause the park/beach closes at sunset... and it was about an hr after that time.

Finally we had been sitting there for like 3 mins and the cop didn't approach us yet, so we started driving away, and had to drive right past the SUV... Turns out someone was taking pictures of the ocean and the lighthouse.

[DJCrazyChris]

Yes multiple times, passenger seat scooted forward and reclined ALL the way to the back makes it nice and level for some woman on top or doggy-style action.

[Yaris PAVEL94]

I've tried it, in front of my school. it was OK.

[frownonfun]

lol i just noticed this thread right above the "smelly interior" thread. struck me as humorous.

anyway...
sex in the yaris = no fun. ok fun but not as fun as it could be.
sex over/up against the yaris = much better.

[.Kevin.]

Front seats straight up, all the way forward, back 3 windows tinted head to back bench seat all is fine.

[JBougie]

Would it be sad to know that the first thing someone thinks about after finding out its very much possible to pull it off in the lb is this thread, and thinking "you know...there's a thread on YW......" lol

[ilikerice]

lol.. first time seeing this thread

tried it also with the LB and the rear seats down.. not comfy at all.. i think i broke my tail bone.. ill stick with gf's Xterra..

[SAV912]

tried it also with the LB and the rear seats down.. not comfy at all.. i think i broke my tail bone.. ill stick with gf's Xterra..

I'll keep that in mind next time you ask if I want to drive your car. :eek: lol

At 5'5" and the lady at 5'2", both of us less than 130 lbs, it was a breeze. In the back, seats folded. The only problem was not knowing the flip panels were there, and falling into the gap between the seat and cargo floor. XD

-C

[ilikerice]

I'll keep that in mind next time you ask if I want to drive your car. :eek: lol

At 5'5" and the lady at 5'2", both of us less than 130 lbs, it was a breeze. In the back, seats folded. The only problem was not knowing the flip panels were there, and falling into the gap between the seat and cargo floor. XD

-C

:bellyroll: yea.. nice story you got there also.. haahaha

[Revsson]

I'll keep that in mind next time you ask if I want to drive your car. :eek: lol

At 5'5" and the lady at 5'2", both of us less than 130 lbs, it was a breeze. In the back, seats folded. The only problem was not knowing the flip panels were there, and falling into the gap between the seat and cargo floor. XD

-C

Nice and short description...I can picture that. :eek:

[SilverBack]

Just had a go with a tight chick from school after getting her kinda drunk. Doggy-style works best with the seat down and that rear deck panel removed. In the words of Bill Cosby: "When you gotta dip your pudding stick in the pudding... *eyes roll back and shakes head* BEEEYAAAW..."

[SAV912]

Nice and short description...I can picture that. :eek:

That'll be $5 for use later tonight. I accept PayPal. :wink:

-C

[tomato]

So, am I the only one on this board who didn't have sex in the Yaris?:confused:

[KCALB SIRAY]

Yup lol

[tomato]

hmmmm.... thinking about sex does NOT count :P

Does it? ;)