funny Yaris story

[KSIbucky]

PLEASE READ THIS FIRST

yestarday I was pulling out of the garage and my sister BLACK car is on my right. I Drive a SLIVER yaris well I hit it but instead of telling her I tried to cover it up. So what I did is got a paper towel and got it wet and clean it off then left thinking it was ok. Well the next day (today) I notice it wasn't so I'm like get a black marker that will work it didn't then I'm like ok ummmmmmmm how about nail polish my sister did have black idky so that worked horibley then I'm like she wont be home soon I will cut the lawn before I start cutting the lawn I go get the gas to put in the mower RIGHT THERE AND THEN I SEE BLACK SPRAY PAINT IT WORKED BEAUTIFUL.

[Idjiit]

Wow, you sound like a MORON.

[KSIbucky]

Wow, you sound like a MORON.
THANX A LOT I'M NOT CAUGHT YET

[punch]

from your other post's and this one, sounds like your a really ??, its your sister, tell her, why lie to your family members???

[NickNickNick]

I'd venture a vote for "you'll get caught".

But, I guess you're probably only 16, so your parents/sister will go easy on you. Lesson will be learned then.

[ECHOKnight2000]

PLEASE READ THIS FIRST

yestarday I was pulling out of the garage and my sister BLACK car is on my right. I Drive a SLIVER yaris well I hit it but instead of telling her I tried to cover it up. So what I did is got a paper towel and got it wet and clean it off then left thinking it was ok. Well the next day (today) I notice it wasn't so I'm like get a black marker that will work it didn't then I'm like ok ummmmmmmm how about nail polish my sister did have black idky so that worked horibley then I'm like she wont be home soon I will cut the lawn before I start cutting the lawn I go get the gas to put in the mower RIGHT THERE AND THEN I SEE BLACK SPRAY PAINT IT WORKED BEAUTIFUL.



I would venture to guess this isn't too funny...I'm sure your sister wouldn't think so either...now when you said you hit her car, is it major or a ding or how bad is "I hit her car." Anyway if it was a "ding" tell her and maybe she can get spot paint or buy her some, I don't know, but keeping it from other family members is well, not good my friend. Sorry to hear you hit her car but...I can see this getting more complicated and putting yourself in a bigger mess to start with, has your sister notice this yet?

[PSU Yaris]

well, a lot of girls just see a car as just a car and dont pay special attention to every extreme detail. if she's in love with her car, and washes it all the time, you're def gonna get caught. also, what kinda car is it?? if its any new and/or expensive, its wayyyy too shiny to not notice that spray paint is on there in the sunlight.

when u first hit it, u shoulda told her...but now that u messed it up even worse, you might as well not say anything if you did an amazing "paint job"

[johnnyfive]

sounds like it was just a silver scuff on it? should have tried a buffer, before you markered/nailpolished/painted it :)
and is there a black mark on your car? if there is your gunna get killed :P

[Chris07LB]

And how is this a " funny story" again?? :iono:

Sounds like you ride the short bus to school bro... :thumbdown:

[Ziv]

Funny? sorry to say, but not exactly. Will you get caught? Not to be mean or anything, but I surely hope so.

[Uglyboyed]

uuum wow. im not sure that the paint will match the color of the car exactly. I think you'll get caught probably not now but later. and your sista's finna whoop yo a$$!!!!

[David81]

If your like 16, just apologize and cry. It works...

At age 12, i punched my teacher out and i was sent home and ask to get my parents to come in for a parent teacher meeting... What i did was go home fake a cry and explain how sorry i was and it wasn't my fault.

[Uglyboyed]

wooow wish that worked when i was a kid

[stuffy]

just best to take responsibility, it isn't like you did it on purpose, right?

[Blenjar]

what car does she drive? is it more expensive than yours?

[KSIbucky]

she drives a 2001 mazda 626 but she dosent drive it much ya I'm 16 but I wont get chewed out by my parents but by my sister

If I'm going to get caught its going to be this week

[ECHOKnight2000]

she drives a 2001 mazda 626 but she dosent drive it much ya I'm 16 but I wont get chewed out by my parents but by my sister

If I'm going to get caught its going to be this week


Well that sounds great...:thumbdown: Well on the bright side you know when you'll get caught...at least you can work your schedual around it:bellyroll: :bellyroll: :laugh:

[plushDJ]

If you would have just told her straight up it would've been cool, BUT now that you're trying to hide it.......I clicked you're gonna get killed. I'll send flowers when I read your Yarisworld obituary :thumbup:

[NickNickNick]

If I were her, I'd just spray paint your car and not tell you about it. Until you found out. Then I'd laugh and I'd laugh.

[Dylanby]

If I were her, I'd just spray paint your car and not tell you about it. Until you found out. Then I'd laugh and I'd laugh.

If I were her I'd crazy glue a dildo to his windshield. Ah to be young again. Good times.

[plushDJ]

Who says you have to be young to do that :biggrin:

[KSIbucky]

STILL NOT CAUGHT

[fnkngrv]

with everything else you tried maybe you should get a color chip book....match the color with that and then paint a piece of wood the same color....super glue it to the spot and that might....just might not be as obvious as your failed attempts....just an idea.

P.S. Hell hath no fury as a woman who's ride has been scorn!

[johnnyfive]

P.S. Hell hath no fury as a woman who's ride has been scorn!


:) i like that...

[johnnyfive]

caught yet?

[jmew0ng]

can I send an email to your sister... just for funny jokes? :P

[pxpaulx]

If I were her, I'd just spray paint your car and not tell you about it. Until you found out. Then I'd laugh and I'd laugh.

with the same black paint.

[ChinoCharles]

This is every bit as dumb as everything I ever did when I was 16 and then some. You probably shouldn't have posted this on here though... at 16 you may still be retarded, but you can have a respect for cars at the same time. You obviously don't, so I'll be sure to read all your posts accordingly.

If I were her, I would spray paint your windshield black to match my scratch.

[hasher22]

Eh i who cares if he covered it up....he just doesnt want to get in trouble like most young teens.

If ur sis finds out about it then expect a yelling. Lol.....but u covered it up so its all good.



I remember my bro when he was 16 he was playing golf in the backyard and he smashed a window. When my parents came home they notice a hole in the window....fuckin dumbass said the WIND smashed it.....

[jmew0ng]

I remember my bro when he was 16 he was playing golf in the backyard and he smashed a window. When my parents came home they notice a hole in the window....fuckin dumbass said the WIND smashed it.....

:bellyroll: :bellyroll: :laugh: :laugh:

[sroberts]

caught yet?

Why would you want to even bump this 2month old thread... :smoking:

[johnnyfive]

just looking for an update :)