Nickname

[umm_bacon]

So I need a nickname for my Yaris. I am a decent sized guy (6'4", 215) that still has to shake his head upon entering/exiting the car. I love the car, but can't help but feel that I should have clown garb when associated with the Yaris. I live in the smack dab middle of the US of A and cars like this don't always go over as well as a gas guzzling SUV or truck. I have no shame and revel in demented humor, so the crazier the car's nickname, the better. Any ideas? It is Bayou Blue by the way.

[kurokoma-kun]

viagra (the little blue pill)

[umm_bacon]

viagra (the little blue pill)

Nice

[joe keeney]

Smart Buy

[JBIZZ]

Huge C0ck or Big D1ck. People who buy SUVs, or more expensive cars usually buy them because they are insecure about their size.

[ECHOKnight2000]

Huge C0ck or Big D1ck. People who buy SUVs, or more expensive cars usually buy them because they are insecure about their size.



Or make up for lack of size:laugh::laugh::thumbsup:


How about BlueMonster? Or Blue Devil? Blue Balls?:laugh::tongue:

[black2yaris]

Dick Blue

[xed]

Get a bumper sticker that says "My car is faster than your honor student."

[redyaris]

Oh no now weve got Barners in the house!!!!!!!! Hide the tractors and the sheep.

[nsmitchell]

Oh no now weve got Barners in the house!!!!!!!! Hide the tractors and the sheep.

Hehe

I wonder if he has traveling salesmen stop by and sleep with his sister in the barn??? ;)

[ChinoCharles]

Real men don't nickname their cars. I had a nickname for my car once. Then my balls fell out of my stomach. Just don't dude, just don't. :laugh:

[umm_bacon]

Real men don't nickname their cars. I had a nickname for my car once. Then my balls fell out of my stomach. Just don't dude, just don't. :laugh:

I figure that since I evidently bought the "gayest car in America" (some general forum topic) that I needed an even gayer nickname for the beast. Actually I think that some Gangsta or prison name would be funnier. I like the Viagra connection, but I dunno...

I guess that you are insinuating that Bo and Luke Duke have no balls? Sir!!! There is an idea...The General Grant...

[ChinoCharles]

:bellyroll: And you should paint it like the car, too. That would be killer.

[Black Yaris]

Paint the car bright pink, and slap one of those "not compensating" stickers on her.... that will do the trick bacon

[Black Yaris]

How about "SUV Suppository"

Cheers

nice :laughabove:

[Ferret_san]

I'm thinking you can get the word Gerbil in there somewhere...

Hey babe... wanna ride my Gerbil.