My Brother is going to be on TV.......

[Nutzoids]

Wednesday September 12th 10:30 pm EST

Home & Garden TV (HGTV)

My House Is Worth What?

My Brother, Al Ferraguti, is going to be on TV!

http://www.hgtv.com/hgtv/shows_hhww/episode/0,,HGTV_27061_51225,00.html
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Alright, Alright I know I said I was gonna quite YarisWorld... And now I'm back!

Hell I went like 2 weeks! That is SOOOOO Much better then the last time I tried to quite smoking Cigarettes... Shit that is 1 Week, 6 Days, 23 Hours, and 45 Mins longer then the last time I tried to quite Pot!

Don't Judge me! That was the HARDEST 15 minutes of my life! :smoking: Fuck man, lets hope that never happens again!

Anyway... Seriously My bother is going to be on TV Tomorrow And I want to show my Pride in my brother, by having EVERYONE I KNOW... Help support him! So please watch!

YARISWORLD RULES!

:evil:

[xed]

Welcome back!

So when we're watching the show and we see a dark blur of a car go speeding by that's driven by someone wearing a black helmet in the background we can assume that's you right?

[Nutzoids]

Welcome back!

So when we're watching the show and we see a dark blur of a car go speeding by that's driven by someone wearing a black helmet in the background we can assume that's you right?

No... Believe you me... Thought about it!

But this is probably my Brothers only 15 min of fame... And I didn’t want to do anything to Jeopardize it!

I’m Proud of the old Douchebag!

:evil:

[Black Yaris]

Welcome back Nutzoids..... you missed my demotion.... but I am going to set the DVR for your brother's debut

[brickhardmeat]

hey I should have placed that bet, it hasn't been 3 months!:mad:


:laugh:

[sherryberry]

and i know a secret bout nutzoids haha

[ChinoCharles]

Shhh there are no secrets on Yarisworld!

[The Phoenix]

Welcome back Nutzoids..... you missed my demotion.... but I am going to set the DVR for your brother's debut

Sorry to hear about your Demotion... but look at it this way... You are lawless, Since you were one of the Moderators, I doubt they will get you in trouble... So have some fun with it!

hey I should have placed that bet, it hasn't been 3 months!:mad::laugh:

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda... I'll be honest, not taking that bet made it sooo Much easier to come back!

and I know a secret bout nutzoids haha

Everyone Knows it Sherry... I am Smitten by you, funny thing is... Your Smitten by me too. We should just end this Surrade and give in to our Lust, Sherry, won't you be mine!

Shhh there are no secrets on Yarisworld!

It's true and to prove it, here is an embarrassing story...
The year was 1997 and I was a Junior in High School... I was on a date with my girlfriend at the time, Joanne, anyway… when the movie was over she started to give me my first BJ… It wasn’t really that great, looking back at it, But shit at the time all I could concentrate on was the fact that my Dick was WET, and it was my first time! Anyway I was REALLY concentrating on the credits of the movie… The more I read the longer I thought I would last… I never wanted that feeling to stop!

Long story short I came and she chocked and coughed up cum all over the place! And the only sentence my mind could conjure up was… “When I cum, I cum with the Thunder” A Martin Lawrence Quote from Bad Boys!...

Pretty Sad Uh? Oh well… Everyone has a story about their “First Time”

:evil:

[Black Yaris]

Sorry to hear about your Demotion... but look at it this way... You are lawless, Since you were one of the Moderators, I doubt they will get you in trouble... So have some fun with it!

:evil:Oh yeah:evil:

It's true and to prove it, here is an embarrassing story...
The year was 1997 and I was a Junior in High School... I was on a date with my girlfriend at the time, Joanne, anyway… when the movie was over she started to give me my first BJ… It wasn’t really that great, looking back at it, But shit at the time all I could concentrate on was the fact that my Dick was WET, and it was my first time! Anyway I was REALLY concentrating on the credits of the movie… The more I read the longer I thought I would last… I never wanted that feeling to stop!

Long story short I came and she chocked and coughed up cum all over the place! And the only sentence my mind could conjure up was… “When I cum, I cum with the Thunder” A Martin Lawrence Quote from Bad Boys!...

Pretty Sad Uh? Oh well… Everyone has a story about their “First Time”

:evil:

um........http://www.toledotuners.com/phpBB3/images/smilies/bj.gif... and yes there are things left unsaid and there are plenty of secrets here on YW

[kurokoma-kun]

DAMN YOU NUTZ i lost the "when will he return" pool! welcome back anyway :tongue:

Tell your brother congratulations and we'll be watching.

[death is my gift]

Once again let me be the bitch.
Nutzoid, I heart you but you left all dramatic-y with a baby fit because someone "stole your identity." When really all someone did was use a similar (or the same I really don't pay attention) avatar that you had. And now that you have something, or someone, to pimp how convenient that you are back. Again, I really do enjoy you. And sure, I'll tune in.

Someone had to say it.

[sherryberry]

wait i don't get how a story of getting your first bj is relevant to your brother being on tv???

[death is my gift]

Yeah, that BJ bit got me kinda hot. And I'm at work....ASS!

[The Phoenix]

:evil:Oh yeah:evil:
um........http://www.toledotuners.com/phpBB3/images/smilies/bj.gif... and yes there are things left unsaid and there are plenty of secrets here on YW

Yeah... I guess your right, Keeping secrets are important, I would never tell you to spill the beans... But don't ever live life with things you need to get off your chest... Just let it go buddy!

DAMN YOU NUTZ i lost the "when will he return" pool! welcome back anyway :tongue:
Tell your brother congratulations and we'll be watching.

The next time this happens send me an IM telling me what day to come back and we can split the pool! I'm here for you Kurokoma!

Once again let me be the bitch.
Nutzoids, I heart you but you left all dramatic-y with a baby fit because someone "stole your identity." When really all someone did was use a similar (or the same I really don't pay attention) avatar that you had. And now that you have something, or someone, to pimp how convenient that you are back. Again, I really do enjoy you. And sure, I'll tune in.

Someone had to say it.

And why not you? Actually Death you are up there as one of my favorite people on Yarisworld... You smell Bull Shit a mile away and you call people on it! I ADMIRE THAT... Rock out with your cock out girl! Plus I don't take anything serious... ANYTHING... I was only being a drama queen, because I can... I never let anything get me upset, Especially the internet. I just wanted to mix things up a bit!

wait i don't get how a story of getting your first bj is relevant to your brother being on tv???

Absolutely Nothing Sherry, I just wanted all the women who read it to think about my Dick for a minute!

Yeah, that BJ bit got me kinda hot. And I'm at work....ASS!

And it worked! :wink: Death if my silly story got you kinda hot... you should hear my "Phone Sex" voice, and what "I would do to you if I were there right now"

:wink::wink:I had a girlfriend that went to school 4 hours away from me, I became REALLY good at the seductive phone stuff! :wink::wink:

:evil:

[Nutzoids]

Shit well I guess my secret identaty is out now... I didn't even notice that I was posting as The Phoenix... I forgot to change it back at work!

Urg I'm an Ass... This is why I can never be a superhero!

:evil:

[sherryberry]

haha i was wondering if you were just going to let your secret identity be known and I win the when will he return pool cuz i knew nutzoids never left :smile:

[death is my gift]

Hahaha, you're kinda dumb. kidding.

Yeah, I don't let other people's words control my emotions. Most of the time, I don't really care. But that other part of the time I lock myself in a dark closet with a tube of cookie dough and cry until I fall asleep.

[kurokoma-kun]

Nutz--that's your secret? cwap... i thought you going to reveal something shocking...like that you have a birthmark in the shape of a yaris... or that the black mask is your real face... or that YOU ARE MY FATHER! :laugh:

[Nutzoids]

haha i was wondering if you were just going to let your secret identity be known and I win the when will he return pool cuz i knew nutzoids never left :smile:

I could never actually leave... I love my car so much, it would be irresponsible for me to leave this forum... Plus there are sooo many Kick Ass People here, I have a great time everyday!

Hahaha, you're kinda dumb. kidding.
Yeah, I don't let other people's words control my emotions. Most of the time, I don't really care. But that other part of the time I lock myself in a dark closet with a tube of cookie dough and cry until I fall asleep.

Specail... Death... I perfer to be called Specail!

ummm... Cookie Dough, Now your getting me all Hot at work!

:evil:

[sherryberry]

kick ass people as in me, eh? :tongue:

[Nutzoids]

Nutz--that's your secret? cwap... i thought you going to reveal something shocking...like that you have a birthmark in the shape of a yaris... or that the black mask is your real face... or that YOU ARE MY FATHER! :laugh:

I would be more then happy to be your Daddy :wink::wink: But being your Father would be a little weird!

kick ass people as in me, eh? :tongue:

Sherry I'm not going to admit it until you admit it first!

So just admit it... You dig me pretty Hard core!

:evil:

[sherryberry]

I'm princess leia and since nutzoids is darth vader.. the real secret is.. he's my father and he wants me. :eyebulge:

[death is my gift]

I could never actually leave... I love my car so much, it would be irresponsible for me to leave this forum... Plus there are sooo many Kick Ass People here, I have a great time everyday!



Specail... Death... I perfer to be called Specail!

ummm... Cookie Dough, Now your getting me all Hot at work!

:evil:

You're kind special. Not kidding.
cookie dough gets you hot?? I thought I was the only one.

[sherryberry]

Cookie dough gets me hot too.. and almost anything sweet. i got a sweet tooth

[death is my gift]

Cookie dough gets me hot too.. and almost anything sweet. i got a sweet tooth

Yeah, I was kidding.

[Nutzoids]

I'm princess leia and since nutzoids is darth vader.. the real secret is.. he's my father and he wants me. :eyebulge:

I'm not Darth Vader... My name is Stefano Alexandrio Ferraguti... I just want to be Darth Vader... And your not really Princess Leia, But you can be my Princess, if you can just admit it! :wub:

You're kind special. Not kidding.
cookie dough gets you hot?? I thought I was the only one.

Yeah... well this one time I dated this super FAT chick... and she had me use a whole tube of cookie dough durring sex! I was a little creaped out at first, but looking back on it... It was kinda hot!

:evil:

[death is my gift]

Yeah... well this one time I dated this super FAT chick... and she had me use a whole tube of cookie dough durring sex! I was a little creaped out at first, but looking back on it... It was kinda hot!

:evil:

OMG! What a waste of a good tube of cookie dough. Did you (or she!) eat it afterwards?

[sherryberry]

how fat is super fat?

[Nutzoids]

OMG! What a waste of a good tube of cookie dough. Did you (or she!) eat it afterwards?

I ate some off her... she ate some off me, I'm kinda shy... so I don't like to get into details!

how fat is super fat?

She was 284LBS... I only remember that because she was born in Feb of 84

That is what I define as Super Fat... By the way she was only 5'6" at best!

:evil:

[sherryberry]

well i don't think she needed to eat anymore there... lol

[ChinoCharles]

OH MY GOD!!!!! This thread is so WRONG! :bellyroll: This just made my day. I love how the ninnies on the forum will hop all over my street racing thread while Steve is in here talking about how his manatee of a girlfriend took a tube of cookie dough to her tunnel of love... where are you BailOut? Shouldn't you be petitioning the admins by now?

I love you guys man... all of ya.

[Black Yaris]

Hmm... Funny Pheonix/Nutzoid.... so who do you plan on being from now on?

[Nutzoids]

OH MY GOD!!!!! This thread is so WRONG! :bellyroll: This just made my day. I love how the ninnies on the forum will hop all over my street racing thread while Steve is in here talking about how his manatee of a girlfriend took a tube of cookie dough to her tunnel of love... where are you BailOut? Shouldn't you be petitioning the admins by now?

I love you guys man... all of ya.

WRONG... Chino, It don't get no Righter!

Dude seriously maybe he was cutting me a break I mean if you Cookie Fucked some Whale, I would feel pity for you!

COOKIE MONSTER!

I love you guys too... Shit, I couldn't even leave the Forum!


Hmm... Funny Pheonix/Nutzoid.... so who do you plan on being from now on?

I always Planned on being me... I never Lied, Nor have I ever changed my attitude or point of view!

The Phoenix ruse from the ashes of the fallen Nutzoids! Brick suggested i Reinvent myself... Funny thing was, I did it before he said anything, That's another thing about me... I'm always one step ahead!

:evil:

[sherryberry]

Or brick is one step behind... jk