ANAL THREAD VER 2.0

[dvlnblkdrs]

Since everything has been deleted due to jerks... i am here to restart the fun.. and reboost my thread count.. over 3k posts lost!

[Black Yaris]

Yeah for post whoring!

[Black Yaris]

I lost about 4000 posts :(

[dvlnblkdrs]

guess the fight for thread whoring is more even now.. imma have to up the ante though cuz i aint got nothin...

[darthbauer]

I'm still going to be on here but im not going to post anywhere near as much as I used to. :thumbdown:

[dvlnblkdrs]

oh do u still have my sig, since its now lost?

[PETERPOOP]

i can't even remember certain user's names now because their avatars/sigs/ are gone!

[Bob_VT]

guess the fight for thread whoring is more even now.. imma have to up the ante though cuz i aint got nothin...

Look at me weeee....... post # 2:biggrin:

[dvlnblkdrs]

we will over come :biggrin: damn german engineering!

[Masteraal]

yay for anal? :|

[dvlnblkdrs]

jdm ftw!

[Shroomster]

I will hump the SSR wheels from that other thread...once he turns his back and the center caps are off....

[dvlnblkdrs]

woah now.. ur not gettin anywhere near my borbets.. yes they have arrived, no im not taking pix til they are on my car :biggrin: :tongue:

[Shroomster]

lmao....don't hate me for showing love to the wheels

*wanting to show love

[Morgan]

wahoo post number 2!

[bdc87]

I'm sad and confused, I don't live in Arkansas anymore?

[darthbauer]

So in order to get post counts back up I think all the girls need to post pics of their...a...cars...



Or themselves, cars optional.

[dvlnblkdrs]

HAH YOU TARD.. OI

[darthbauer]

Just an idea.

[dvlnblkdrs]

UH HUH....SURE SURE... :tongue:

[Kaotic Lazagna]

I lost 5-6k posts!

[Kaotic Lazagna]

Analrific!

[Shroomster]

I lost 5-6k posts!

lmao all you got is time now :bellyroll:

[Kaotic Lazagna]

But yes, I won't be able to post whore like before. Next semester should be less stressful, and more post whorific tho. :laugh:

[dvlnblkdrs]

HEH IM AT WORK POSTING... SHAME ON ME :BIGGRIN:



OOO LUCKY POST #69!!!

[darthbauer]

I was wonder how you were on.

[Shroomster]

ahh crap means I don't have a chance...in hell to catch ya...

[dvlnblkdrs]

ANYONE NOTICE THE TIME IS MESSED UP? LOL

[Kaotic Lazagna]

LOL

[darthbauer]

Yes I did.

[Shroomster]

means more time to post mUAHAHAHAHAHA

[darthbauer]

I also noticed your speaking in caps. Calm down.

[Shroomster]

or...less time...damn thing doesn't say what 'today' is....

[Shroomster]

wait a minute...when the site was reset did the time get reset too? as in the site is in 2007? BACK TO THE FUTURE!!!!!

[Shroomster]

quick someone get me mr coffee and a delorean....we haven't got much time....

[dvlnblkdrs]

sorry at work, i have to type in caps, forgot to unclick the lock button.. sheesh!!!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

LOL I'M A WHORE WOOT

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

DOS EQUIS!! ORALE!

[Black Yaris]

dang we are whorin it up quick like.... 3 pages already

[Shroomster]

lmao I guess you don't have it set for max posts per page like me...we're small pimpin on one page to me ...well after this post then we'll be medium pimpin....

[GeneW]

Since everything has been deleted due to jerks... i am here to restart the fun.. and reboost my thread count.. over 3k posts lost!

So why is the thread referred to as "Anal"?

Gene

[darthbauer]

Migth have something to do with the fact that they talked alot about butt sex back in the day.

[Black Yaris]

because of assholes like you........
not really.... just sounded like a funny response

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

I thought we were going to post things we were anal about. Such as my OCD of having my car in showroom condition. I wash my car about 5x a week.

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Buttsecks.

lawlzor

[dvlnblkdrs]

because KL had stated a thread called that cuz he wanted to see what the "smart ad" thingys would do... so i had felt the need. :biggrin: and now thanks to Joe, i feel a bit more like myself :cool:

[Black Yaris]

YW Jill :)

[Black Yaris]

you want a fun avatar as well?

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

chicken nuggets!

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

condoms

[dvlnblkdrs]

SURE, FEEL FREE! :biggrin:

[Shroomster]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Skrombus1/WTF.jpg

[darthbauer]

Jr, have you been drinking?

[jdmekcivic]

Jr, have you been drinking?

I am going to start drinking.... :barf:

[jdmekcivic]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/Skrombus1/WTF.jpg

That Doritos bag is funny as hell. How come we don't get that stuff here?

[Shroomster]

some stupid government issued jargon called 'political correctness' I think...

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Jr, have you been drinking?

Drinking? Pfft, that's overrated lol.

I am going to start drinking.... :barf:

Yeah, let's drink some water!

That Doritos bag is funny as hell. How come we don't get that stuff here?

Some dude was hitting his nutsack wth

[Black Yaris]

damn..... I am starting to get bored with whoring

[Black Yaris]

time for ebay

[dvlnblkdrs]

geez, what have i missed in the few minutes i drove home!!!!

[dvlnblkdrs]

ebay, thats dangerous.. though i did purchase a steel boned corset from australia that should be arriving soon :biggrin:

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

1NZ-FE

[Black Yaris]

ebay, thats dangerous.. though i did purchase a steel boned corset from australia that should be arriving soon :biggrin:

JDM bB parts :)

[dvlnblkdrs]

:drool: as if ur car isnt pimp enough? lol well i have to wait til next check to put my wheels on cuz i cant afford tires right now... hope they can last another week... eh im sure they can.. i just hate the thought of the borbets sitting in the garage.. and i still have to buy better lugs.. raize are the good ones, right?

[Black Yaris]

I just spent about $600 on new tires for the toaster last week

[Black Yaris]

I did not like the Kumho's that were on there

[Black Yaris]

I love my BFG's

[dvlnblkdrs]

i have tires picked out.. goodrich gsport :biggrin: $511 out the door

my friend offered to sell me 3 tires for 120, but i need all 4, so new tires it must be

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

BFGoodrich represent

[Black Yaris]

just the g-force sports? I had those, and hated them

I have g-force super sport a/s's.... if you can get these, I would highly recommend them... mine just cost a lot because they are 17's..... the g-force super sport a/s's I had on the blackie in 205/50R15 cost me $450 or so and the 205/50R16's on the wife's were about $500

[dvlnblkdrs]

is there a big diff between regular and a/s? i dont have much use for winterness

[Black Yaris]

there is a HUGE difference.... super sport a/s's hold the road much better in the dry and wet, and ride much nicer

[dvlnblkdrs]

ok, then i guess i'll go with those :biggrin: sadly i cant get the borbet center thingy off, its like uber stuck there, so i may have to leave it.. bah

[Black Yaris]

borbet center thingy? pix please

[dvlnblkdrs]

hmm.. ok.. one sec.. gotta get nmy lazy ass off my bed.. i think the thing is just stuck on there real good, not sure..

[dvlnblkdrs]

hah

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Heineken

[Stargate YARlantIS]

I was lost when I found out....that's some frackin BS lol

[jdmekcivic]

What is this thread about? I need more posts!

[dvlnblkdrs]

the only pic of my wheels before being on my car you will see.. just to illustrate my point of the borbet thingy..

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/dvlnblkdrs/wheel.jpg

[dvlnblkdrs]

by thingy, i refer to centercap.. it needs to come off so i dont get shit from people for putting euro on jap.. lol

[dvlnblkdrs]

What is this thread about? I need more posts!

its kind of a whatever thread.. almost like a mix of the what are u doing thread, and the original anal thread...

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Titties!

[jdmekcivic]

Boobs!

[jdmekcivic]

the only pic of my wheels before being on my car you will see.. just to illustrate my point of the borbet thingy..

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/dvlnblkdrs/wheel.jpg

Those wheels look good. I would leave the centercaps on. Screw what people think.

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

Nipples.. mmm

[dvlnblkdrs]

ok, just cuz u like it scott :biggrin:

[jdmekcivic]

I am a likeable guy. What can I say.

The wheels look kinda like Mugen MF10's. So sick!

[Shroomster]

those are 4-spokes split right?

[jdmekcivic]

those are 4-spokes split right?

Yeah, so more like Mugen MF8's.

[dvlnblkdrs]

indeed.. borbet lv4, the same ones garm had and sold...

[Sabretooth]

mmm Borbet...

[Ferret_san]

Oh crap...

2 and a half pages already gone to post whoring and I still have not started yet......

[Ferret_san]

POST WHORE.....

[Ferret_san]

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[Shroomster]

lmao....

[dvlnblkdrs]

wow.. now thats some true whoring! :bellyroll:

[DFA]

3 FULL pages already? You guys are some serious whores...

[dvlnblkdrs]

you betcha.. thats y u cant give us the chance, we run WILD!!!! if only KL was able to join us... along with kcalb.. omg it would be over 10 pages by now.. easy

[ChinoCharles]

There are some serious skanks in here.

[ChinoCharles]

Me

[ChinoCharles]

Being one of them.

[dvlnblkdrs]

hah

[dvlnblkdrs]

your crazy!!!

[dvlnblkdrs]

THIS IS A TRUE YARIS WHORE!!!! :biggrin:


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/dvlnblkdrs/Picture053.jpg

[TEHxFALLEN V1.2]

How much?

[DFA]

lice negs

[m911gt]

haha, Jill way to restart one of YW's classiest and most hilarious threads :)

[jclo3313]

Check the stripper shoes!:drool:

[m911gt]

Check the stripper shoes!:drool:

when you're short you'll do what you have to do ;)

[anonymous user]

Why do people PW? Quantity does not = Quality of posts.
Meah, to each his(or her) own i guess.

[jclo3313]

Why do people PW? Quantity does not = Quality of posts.
Meah, to each his(or her) own i guess.

Oldest topic in the world. It really doesnt matter what your post count is it's what you take away in good friends and fun content. If running up your post counts makes you happy it no less helpful than a 100 word post on how to change your oil. It's all subjective.

[ToddR]

Nice skirt.:drool:

[jclo3313]

Thanks I get that alot.:biggrin:

[dvlnblkdrs]

heh, thats my long skirt :wink: and fyi the shoes are only 6 1/4" high... hee hee i havent taken any new pix in a while, i'll do a nice photo shoot once the wheels go on :biggrin:

[jclo3313]

Soon please.

[dvlnblkdrs]

well im waiting to buy tires for the wheels.. i do take donations to make this faster.. lol

[dvlnblkdrs]

you know what we r really missing???


one of Joe's awesome ps pix of Thomas!!!!!!

[jclo3313]

you know what we r really missing???


one of Joe's awesome ps pix of Thomas!!!!!!

Hell yeah! This is like when you move and look back in your old place and it looks so empty, but still familiar. We need to redecorate the place. You know pictures of familly and friends.

[m911gt]

you know what we r really missing???


one of Joe's awesome ps pix of Thomas!!!!!!

hmmm...like this one?

[dvlnblkdrs]

BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE IT!!! and so does my coworker.. cuz yes, im at work :biggrin:

[m911gt]

BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE IT!!! and so does my coworker.. cuz yes, im at work :biggrin:

lol, one of the benefits of being facebook buddies with Thomas...don't worry Thomas, I won't post any "real" photos of you ;)

[dvlnblkdrs]

good thing im only on myspace.. i loathe facebook :tongue:

[m911gt]

ha, yeah...i'm not all about either...but i especially don't like the disorganized array of myspace. and that new f'n facebook has shifted to more of a myspace look without the background customization.

[dvlnblkdrs]

idk, seems organized just fine to me.. then again i dont really go looking for people, i got my friends... look at my groups, play my apps and thats it...between yw and myspace, thats my life.. lol

[m911gt]

hehe, whatever works, you know? YW FTW :)

[jclo3313]

That one is a classic. Does any one have the picture of Thomas on the album cover?

[dvlnblkdrs]

OH YES, WE NEED THAT ONE!!

[specialeducator]

posting sluts

[dvlnblkdrs]

you know it :cool:

[TheRealEnth]

i want that -bites lower lip-

[dvlnblkdrs]

heh sometimes i swear, i need my own fanclub.. lol

[Bob_VT]

posting sluts

and your point is???????? :biggrin:

[DFA]

PORN!!

[DFA]

...MAKES ME BIG AND HORNY LIKE AN OX!!

[dvlnblkdrs]

hmmm, i think thats prolly funnier in spanish.. just sounds odd in english.. lol

and thats not real porn, thats just the winning photo from the yaris photo contest garm had last year.. i thought it would cheer everyone up

[dvlnblkdrs]

yes i drive with the a/c on with both windows down all the way.. shoot me!!!

im not a mpg nazi, i enjoy whatever mpg that i get, i also like to drive fast and have fun with other cars... i drive safe, yet can still sing and dance n bop my head to the music..

i respect the mpg-ers, but sometimes, it reminds me of coupon clippers.. i hate using coupons...i also hate calling to make appointments or calling in for food.

[DFA]

lol when I said porn I wasn't referring to your picture. I just felt like saying that out of the blue.

That, and I think you posted twice on the same topic by mistake :tongue:

[dvlnblkdrs]

i didnt post it twice, it was just quoted..

p.s. i never do anything by mistake :biggrin:

[DFA]

woah, my bad!!

Dammit. Procrastination is bad and leads to F's in tests in subject you don't like.

[dvlnblkdrs]

heh no worries, was joke :tongue: never serious, always in good spirits mi amor :cool:

i always did better when i procrastinated.. then again, im kinda bass-ackwards sometimes.. lol

[Appalachian Trail 2007]

oh my...yes mam

[dvlnblkdrs]

hmm, dont make me break out my collar and leash.. lol

[Appalachian Trail 2007]

I'm more afraid of those heels

[DFA]

I'm more afraid of those heels

6 1/4"... It's a whole damn force to be reckoned with.

[dvlnblkdrs]

heh.. i love those heels.. too bad i wont be using them this holloween.. not good for concert, only clubs n such... id wear those things all the time if i had reason to.. and as long as its flat ground.. i fell last year on a gutter up to the curb.. lol flat ground im fine though, dancing and all :biggrin:

[Appalachian Trail 2007]

you think pretty highly of yourself as a dancer hmmm?

[dvlnblkdrs]

well i didnt earn the nickname of "earthquake" by being a heffer!!!


i make my booty shake like a california earthquake.. and im pretty good at the splits too :biggrin:

[Appalachian Trail 2007]

you can do splits in heels but trip on gutters?

[dvlnblkdrs]

i dont normally dance in heels, i prefer to dance in sneakers.. the heels are mainly for holloween, special occasions, photoshoots, and getting horizontal.. thats about it

[vios7]

beware hackers..i will kill u..:hitcomputer::flame:

[vios7]

my 90 post also lost!!

[dvlnblkdrs]

meh, we are over that already.. moving on!

[Appalachian Trail 2007]

yeah!!! we're talking about getting horizontal

[dvlnblkdrs]

heh, i guess someone hasnt seen the sex in yaris thread.. lol

[Appalachian Trail 2007]

I removed my backseat

[DFA]

The passenger seat works just fine... FYI

[dvlnblkdrs]

indeed.. i wonder if my play by play is in that one or one of the lost ones.. there was at least 2 more thread on it.. lol

[dvlnblkdrs]

i dont want to sleep yet.. im too sad to sleep... i dont want to work in the morning.. bah

[Appalachian Trail 2007]

so quit, thats what I did... then I took six months off and hiked the appalachian trail.

[darthbauer]

I dont think quitting your job is the best advice to be giving right now.

[Appalachian Trail 2007]

sure it is as long as you're prepared to be out of work

[dvlnblkdrs]

hmm nah thanks, i like work.. was kinda depressed yesterday.. better now that iv talked to the boy, whos now just the friend.. lol i didnt like how he worded some stuff in the break up.. it hurt my feelbads.. better now though

[DFA]

woo

[bubaa]

yoouu damnn post whoreeees

[bubaa]

discoo discooo good goood

[bubaa]

shkae and bakee

[bubaa]

dear 6pound baby jesus

[bubaa]

say hello to my little friend

[DFA]

Hello there bubaa's little friend, how are you?

[bubaa]

sh**t i forgot to post

[bubaa]

Hello there bubaa's little friend, how are you?

iam buba a nicce mexican that have a yari and you

[bubaa]

aa sorry you where talking to my little friend he is called estufa

[bubaa]

its a big domokun that always drive my yari and its with me when i drive alone

[bubaa]

you know his a little mofo and also he is crazy so i hope that he doesnt watch this cuz his gonna kill me if he find out

[bubaa]

can i ship a person in a box by fedex lol

[bubaa]

-stufa wait
-no you will pay
-please estufa i love you
-NOOO!! i know taht you are cheating on me
-whaaat!!!! toure a little crazy stuffed domo
-domo your ass
-shut up

[bubaa]

no you shut up

[dvlnblkdrs]

shut uppa you faceeeee

[dvlnblkdrs]

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[Kaotic Lazagna]

So my friend told me about a game where you add the word "pussy" in place of a word in a title of a movie. You guys should give it a shot. It's hilarious.

"Fried Green Pussy"

:laugh:

[Kaotic Lazagna]

http://pixftw.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/xmasbukkake.jpg

[dvlnblkdrs]

"Empire Pussy"

[dvlnblkdrs]

hah.. ewww! looks like she had one too many bukakke rings! lol

[Kaotic Lazagna]

"Empire Pussy"

Here's a classic, "Pussy Juice" :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kaotic Lazagna]

hah.. ewww! looks like she had one too many bukakke rings! lol

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[dvlnblkdrs]

i knew ud love that :tongue:

[Kaotic Lazagna]

hahaha

[dvlnblkdrs]

so ur hitching a ride down here for a meet, right :tongue:

[Kaotic Lazagna]

You're picking me up, right?

[Kaotic Lazagna]

hahaha, well, I gotta go. More anal later or tomorrow. LOL

[reggaetonfreak]

yes you can, what the mind of mencia dvd, you will know what i mean

[dvlnblkdrs]

few months later.. thought id bring it back... ON WITH THE ANAL!


Warning: This thread may cause anal leakage :eek:

[jinxor]

That shouldnt be a problem...
We always have a stopper to go in....:cool:

[SilverBack]

And maybe have something there to keep you company
http://saian.ifrance.com/anal-probe.gif

[Kaotic Lazagna]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

[dvlnblkdrs]

:bellyroll: hahahahaha

fucking cuntbag whores of the world.. perhaps STDS should be more prevalent.. would cure everyones paranoia if everyone already had Herpes and/or HPV

[SilverBack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

So how was YOUR weekend? LMAO

[dvlnblkdrs]

hah

[jinxor]

lets add "ANAL" in a movie name

Anal Water World
:bellyroll::bellyroll:

[Yar Is Word]

Analyze This

[SilverBack]

^Or in sports:

San Diego Anal Chargers
Los Angeles Anal Clippers
Houston Anal Oilers
New York Anal Giants
Chicago Anal Bulls
USC Anal Trojans

And my fav.: Oakland Anal Raiders

A rough season in sports lol

[jinxor]

l0olz.... that is epic win!!!!

How about: Anal Watchman

[Kaotic Lazagna]

LOL...my friend had a game. Add "pussy" in place of a work in movie titles.

Fried Green Pussy
Diary of a Mad Black Pussy
Pink Pussy

LMAO

[dvlnblkdrs]

the big pussy

[Shroomster]

...I thought I deleted my subscription to this thread....did someone bring it back to life?

[dvlnblkdrs]

hah yes.. it was me :biggrin: join in the fun.. we needed it :cool: :thumbsup:

[SilverBack]

The Bourne Pussy
The Dark Pussy
Slumdog Pussy
Bend It Like Pussy

[dvlnblkdrs]

chasing pussy

[jinxor]

Bring Pussy On!!! AGAIN!!!

[dvlnblkdrs]

hitchhikers guide to the pussy

[Tamago]

how many post whoring threads does yw need?

[eTiMaGo]

as many as it takes? :biggrin:

[enobmort42]

28 pussies later
alvin and the pussy
pussy mountain
charlie wilson's pussy
dan in real pussy
finding pussy
get pussy
i am pussy
james bond: pussy of solace
pussy camp
pussy terrace
santa claus conquers the pussy
national lampoon's christmas pussy
superpussy
the davinci pussy
the incredible pussy
the onion pussy
uncle pussy
zack and miri make a pussy

[enobmort42]

i'm cracking up here

[Shroomster]

What's eating Gilbert Pussy

[dvlnblkdrs]

wow.. someone had ALOT of time on their hands.. lol

[jinxor]

pussy-zilla

[Kaotic Lazagna]

28 pussies later
alvin and the pussy
pussy mountain
charlie wilson's pussy
dan in real pussy
finding pussy
get pussy
i am pussy
james bond: pussy of solace
pussy camp
pussy terrace
santa claus conquers the pussy
national lampoon's christmas pussy
superpussy
the davinci pussy
the incredible pussy
the onion pussy
uncle pussy
zack and miri make a pussy

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Kaotic Lazagna]

Mr. and Mrs. Pussy
Teenage Mutant Ninja Pussy
War of the Pussy
Marley and Pussy

[jinxor]

The day the pussy stood still

[Kaotic Lazagna]

The day the pussy stood still

LMAO!

[KCALB SIRAY]

As requested

1. Tea bag - As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your
scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot
water.. An old favorite
2. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest.
(a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)
3. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then
jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
4. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you
ejaculate, sticking your **** in her ass, and then punching her in the back
of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work
correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her ******* tightens up.
5. Golden Shower - Any form of peeing on a girl. (a.k.a.: watersports)
6. Pearl Necklace - Well known. Whenever you cum on the neck/cleavage area
of a girl, it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry.
7. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty skank and
you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm
is wrapped around her. Therefore, you must gnaw off your own arm to get out
of this situation. Can be very painful.
8. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral sex and you
withdraw your ***** in order to slap it on her cheek. It should leave a
lasting impression similar to a purple mushroom.
9. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and
you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself
without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and
let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.
10. Double Fishhook - From the doggy-style position, you hook your pinky
fingers in her mouth and pull back to achieve deeper penetration.
11. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start ramming
her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of the wall should
allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those lulls in penile
sensitivity.
12. Dog in a Bathtub - This is the proper name for when you attempt to
insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as
hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
13. The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by going doggy
style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits
as tightly as possible and yell another girl's name. This gives you the
feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off.
14. Pink Glove - This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet
enough. When you pull out to give her the money, the inside of her twat
sticks to your hog. Thus, the pink glove.
15. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her eat your
ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as possible before
releasing, spewing like a venerable geyser all over her face, neck and tits.
(Better in her bed)
16. New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go
down on her, you puke on her box. Happy trails!
17. The Durty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying the bone
doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's *******, pull it out,
wipe it across her upper lip leaving a thin, shit moustache. This makes her
look like someone whose name would be Durty Sanchez.
18. Western Grip - When jerking off, turn your hand around, so that your
thumb is facing towards you. It is the same grip that rodeo folks use;
hence, western.
19. The Blumpkin - You need to find a real tramp to do this right. It
involves having her suck you off while you're on the shitter.
20. The Bismark - Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about
to spew, pull out and shoot all over her face. Follow that with a punch and
smear the blood and jism together.
21. Jelly Doughnut - A derivation of the Bismark. All you have to do is
punch her in the nose while you are getting head.
22. Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly
tap the head of your **** on her forehead.
23. Tossing salad - Well known by now. A prison act where one person is
forced to chow ******* with the help of whatever condiments are available,
i.e. Jell-O, olive oil, etc. I'm never going to prison.
24. The Fish Eye - Working from behind, you shove your finger in her pooper.
Thereupon, she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the
hell you are doing.
25. Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that
it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale
spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
26. Fur Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has a mane
between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball
gets lodged in your throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her.
27. The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty ****
her.
28. Gaylord Perry - Going to only one knuckle during an **** probe is for
wimps. Make this famous knuckle-ball pitcher proud and use multiple digits
on that virgin corn hole. A minimum of 2 knuckles required (either on one
finger or on multiple).
29. The Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind
(with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto
anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so
that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or
table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of
Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything
and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
30. Glass Bottom Boat - Putting saran wrap over the skank's face and taking
a dump.
31. Ray Bans - Put your nuts over her eye sockets while getting head. You're
can is on her forehead. Yes, it may be anatomically impossible, but it is
definitely worth a try.
32. The Snowmobile - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach
around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
33. The Dutch Oven - Also well known. Whenever you fart while humping, pull
the covers over her head. Don't let her out until all movement ceases..
34. Rusty Trombone - Getting the reacharound while getting your salad
tossed. Also known as milking the prostate.
35. Turkey Shoot - When you're coming, come on her face and let it drip off
her chin so it looks like that red shit on the turkey's chin.
36. Stovepiping - Taking it in the Tush.
37. Bargoyle - The hideous old hair-spray hag who seems to live at your
local watering hole. She usually smokes endlessly, spends hundreds of
dollars a night on video-poker, and makes sexually threatening comments to
frightened college freshmen.
38. Mangry - Describing the anger of women who are angry at men,
specifically. "She's such a *****, she's just plain mangry."
39. Clitourist - A man who won't stop and ask for directions in bed. ie:
"Because of his fouled foreplay, Suzy realized that her new boyfriend was no
experienced bedroom traveler, but merely a clitourist."
40. Australian Death Grip - The act of grabbing a woman by the
haunches/crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or
kissed. A recommended tactic for very crowded bars. Another great
opportunity for wagering among friends.
41. Valsalva - The act of pinching shut (with thumb and forefinger) a
woman's nose while receiving fellatio; most effective when employed just
prior to the release point due to the gag reflex and ensuing swallow that
the woman is forced to do to continue breathing. A great first date ploy, as
it sets the stage for what the rules of engagement will be going forward.
42. Angry dragon - This involves the girl giving the guy head, and as he is
about to cum, karate-chopping the girl in the throat, causing the cum to
shoot out her nose.
43. Tony Danza - a takeoff of the donkey punch is called the Tony Danza.
When you are about to cum while doing a girl from behind, you say "who's the
boss?" and stick it in her ass. Before she says anything you shout "TONY
DANZA!" and punch her in the back of the head.
44. Alaskan firedragon - another good take off is one of the angry dragon
that is called the alaskan firedragon. When a girl is giving you a *******,
cum in her mouth unexpectedly and plug up her mouth at the same time. Then
whisper in her ear "i have syphilis" so she spews it out her nose.
45. The Fat Lip - If you get poison ivy and finger a girl, her labia lips
will swell. A la, the fat lip.
46. The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy
style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small
of her back (making her think you've finished...). It's at the point when
she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if
you've got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings
and the David Copperfield.
47. Upperdecking (not sexual)- This one takes practice. This maneuver
requires a toilet with a tank above it, like the ones in most homes. Instead
of crapping in the bowl, you shit in the tank (i.e. upperdecking). Now don't
flush. When the following victim flushes, the rancid waste fills the bowl..
If you play your cards right, it may ferment.
48. Airtight - this is where a girl has a **** in each of her three holes,
hence, airtight.
49. The Throne of Lightning - This is done by ****ing a girl while you shit
in a toilet. When you're going to blow your load, turn her over and dunk her
head in the toilet, while she's bobbing for your turd plummet a river of
semen in her ass. Not to be confused with "Ride the Lightning," a Metallica
album.
50. Abe Lincoln - You're getting a girl up the ass and give her a swift
donkey punch to the back of her head, knocking her unconscious. You then
turn her around and jerk off and blow your load all over her face. Then you
shave her beaver and take the clippings and spread it where you jizzed on
her, making a beard that looks like good ol Honest Abe's
51. The Beverly Hills Whiffer -This move is restricted to those women who
think they're God's gift to the world. Find a woman of the above
description. Take her home and start doggie styling her. When you're about
to blow, corkscrew two fingers into her ass, scraping as much shit as you
can from her. Pull out your fingers, reach around her head to stick one
finger in each nostril. Pull her head back so she can see you while you yell
"So, you think your shit don't stink now ?!"
52. Shanghai Shampoo - **** a chick until you've built up a load large
enough to paint a room. Blow it all in her hair, rub it in thoroughly. When
it dries it will resemble the crunchy noodles often served with chop suey.
53. Frosting the Cake - When you are about to cum, blow a load all over her
chest. Then take your **** and evenly spread the Jism around the breasts and
over the nipples. Then stick some candles on it and start singing "Happy
Birthday." Then blow out the candles
54. Toboggan - At the top of a flight of stairs, as you're doggy-styling a
chick, give her a modified donkey punch between her shoulders. As her arms
fly into the air, grab her wrists and thrust... You should be able to ride
her down the stairs like a toboggan.
55. The Triple Crown of Sex - In the yapper, the snapper and the crapper all
in the same session.
56. Tombstone 69 - while having standing 69 with her upside down, wait till
you cheeze then exclaim "tombstone" and drop her on her head WWF style. With
any luck she will proceed to expell "angry dragon" style as well because of
the impact.
57. Shanghai Stirfry - when a girl gives you a *******, pukes all over your
**** and keeps going.
58. Hot Carl - when you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and
place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning.
59. **** Trumpet - While down on a chick, place your lips solidly over her
love hole and blow, watch her stomach rise as she fills with air. Then, with
a firm hand push down on her stomach to let all the air out like the
beautiful sound of a trumpet.
60. Rodeo **** - When you are doing your girl doggystyle, bend over and
whisper in her ear, "your almost as good a lay as your sister..." Then try
to hold on for 8 seconds.
61. Seal the Envelope - When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she
passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass
crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have
to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.
62. The Shocker - Two in the Pink and one in the Stink. Or for more
stimulation, put two in the cooter, one in the pooter, and use your thumb to
rub the bush.
63. Louisville Slugger - Your girl is on her knees in front of you servicing
your pole. At some random point in time during this act you pull out, twist
your hips, yell "BATTER UP!!!!" and smack her firmly in the cheek with your
baseball bat like ****.
64. The Mumbler - A girl in pants that are too tight (you can see the lips
moving but you can't make out what they're saying).
65. The Wheelbarrow - Man and woman are going at it doggystyle on the floor,
then the man grabs the woman's legs and stands up, leaving the woman's arms
on the ground, and starts running around the room, continuing to pillage her
vagander.

[SIPNGAS]

Is this "THE" list, Herb? LOL

[hatchbackkid82]

yeah omg

[KCALB SIRAY]

because I'm bored

[90tsi]

that is Fn funny.

[KCALB SIRAY]

ANAL, we all know people that are anal, right?

[KCALB SIRAY]

swamp ass

[cali yaris]

An old favorite

TMI right there, buddy.

[tomato]

For real. :barf:

Who resurrected this thread?

Good tip: don't ask someone who lives in SF (or close enough) to comment on an anal thread *cough* *cough* :biggrin:

[cali yaris]

^ Now why would that be? :rolleyes:

[tomato]

why? er.. local "anal" jokes are pretty bad around here :iono: /.02


(I'm pretty sure it's common knowledge but maybe not everywhere)

[KCALB SIRAY]

LOL someone was asking me about "The List" and I had to go look for it. This is actually the second version of the original thread before the hack. It was carried over for the hell of it as a joke. It all start when Lazandro noticed that when you titled a thread, advertisements would show at the bottom in conjunction to key words in the title. So he started a thread titled "ANAL" to see what would show up. It was all in good fun. ;)

[tomato]

Well, as an example of targeted marketing with a San Francisco IP address (in case I left some of you unclear with my previous post)

The other day, I'm surfing Yelp, minding my own business, looking for reviews of "parking lots" in SF and all of a sudden, the ad for BUTT magazine pops up *with pictures*... Google it, or just use your imagination ;) NSFW.

I might buy a towel like that or two. :tongue:

[fnkngrv]

I just hit 1k posts again...I had over 3800 pre-hack...

[cali yaris]

looking for reviews of "parking lots" in SF

Sounds totally innocent to me.

Parking lot reviews are one of my favorite things to search for (when looking for porn). :tongue:

[KCALB SIRAY]

Well, as an example of targeted marketing with a San Francisco IP address (in case I left some of you unclear with my previous post)

The other day, I'm surfing Yelp, minding my own business, looking for reviews of "parking lots" in SF and all of a sudden, the ad for BUTT magazine pops up *with pictures*... Google it, or just use your imagination ;) NSFW.

I might buy a towel like that or two. :tongue:

Too funny

Sounds totally innocent to me.

Parking lot reviews are one of my favorite things to search for (when looking for porn). :tongue:

:bellyroll:

[SIPNGAS]

Who knew washing cars ~virtually~ could be so much fun, hmm? Garm? :bellyroll::wub: