Rap Battle

[enobmort42]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

from your pic ,it looks, like you prolly work at hollister or abercrombie
50-100 dolla jeans a consumer zombie
and Girls, they prolly always be starin
not because your hot, its the socks and flip flops you be wearing

Floridas the land of the weird and the old
wearing snow coats when its not even cold
I could go down there in the dead of your winter in the mornin

(beat changes)

sitting by the pool in a speedo
girlys wouldnt think it was neato
i be 6'1' whiter than a ghost
but i'd still be spitting rhymes
and owning the whole coast

hollister's tha' pits and abercrombie's the hell hole,
i wouldn't go there, if it meant bein' a man-hoe.

you, on the other-hand can't help but to stay,
since ya got no where ta' be, so ur there night and day.

my state's da' bomb cuz we got beaches and sun,
and when it comes to spring break, hell, we just got tha' fun!

NH's not great, since all u got are farms,
and dirt roads and pot holes and chicks with hairy arms.

sure it's the free state, and i'll be there soon,
so just pump yo' brakes and chill it 'til June.

since u be hatin' and wanna kick it high,
i be steppin' up my game to bring it all night.
if you wanna rap, you gotta drop a beat,
but since you can't do it, might as well eat.

taco bell's open til midnight or later,
so's mcdonald's, or are u a hater?

i just got done layin' down my line o' raps,
so what u got lyin' in yo' rusty... dirty... filthy... traps?

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

aight well i can step it down a notch
for an aussie you're prolly pretty hot
I'm 6'1" 145lbs and super skinny
I'd prolly trade yarises if i lived in your city
more brains than brawn
I wouldnt do your mom
just having rappin fun didnt mean to harm

ha ha i did a rap apologize
grab a little hanky , rid the tears from your eyes

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by enobmort42

hollister's tha' pits and abercrombie's the hell hole,
i wouldn't go there, if it meant bein' a man-hoe.

you, on the other-hand can't help but to stay,
since ya got no where ta' be, so ur there night and day.

my state's da' bomb cuz we got beaches and sun,
and when it comes to spring break, hell, we just got tha' fun!

NH's not great, since all u got are farms,
and dirt roads and pot holes and chicks with hairy arms.

sure it's the free state, and i'll be there soon,
so just pump yo' brakes and chill it 'til June.

since u be hatin' and wanna kick it high,
i be steppin' up my game to bring it all night.
if you wanna rap, you gotta drop a beat,
but since you can't do it, might as well eat.

taco bell's open til midnight or later,
so's mcdonald's, or are u a hater?

i just got done layin' down my line o' raps,
so what u got lyin' in yo' rusty... dirty... filthy... traps?

Dont be hatin on the NH cause we have all the farms
you guys have land o lakes where lots of butter is churned
You have sales taxes up the butt and jobs are something of the past
your state is super smelly from the all retirees passing gas

Speaking of gas, i prolly should hit up taco bell...


mmm.. chicken soft taco supreme
with gobs of sour cream
then fries from mcdonals
to destroy my self esteem
wash it down with a coke
or pepsi from taco bell
might as well get a choco taco, ahh what the hell

Sorry i got distracted ..
its late and i'm hungry
when you get to NH
we'll hit a drive through in our yarii

I rarely eat fast food
but I must confess
your rhymes were better that time
i surely was impressed.

but dont let your guard down
i have a roll of quarters in my grip
take a lyrical swing at you
and i'll give you a fat lip.

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under

you said i snorted crack, which is wack
so i cocked my fist .....and fired back
sorry if i hit a soft spot, wait i'll stop

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under

oh and if i went down under,
i surely wouldnt rap
i'd snorkle all day ,
lay on the beach taking naps


you seem like a cool chap,
you say cheers and mate
fighting kangaroos
then taking em on dates

if fosters is Australian for beer
then mad dog must be Australian for queer

lol.. sorry..... i couldn't resist
heck its a rap battle we're supposed to dis

[PETERPOOP]

What's goin on in here? I was just browsing the posts
I found this thread, and I thought it was pretty dope.

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

oh and if i went down under,
i surely wouldnt rap
i'd snorkle all day ,
lay on the beach taking naps


you seem like a cool chap,
you say cheers and mate
fighting kangaroos
then taking em on dates

if fosters is Australian for beer
then mad dog must be Australian for queer

lol.. sorry..... i couldn't resist
heck its a rap battle we're supposed to dis

If you went down under
you would hear the thunder
you better run
you better take cover

We don't date kangaroos
We shoot em
Not root em.
But whatever floats your boat,
you might root a goat.

Fosters is the imposters
No one drinks that shyte
We here drink beer
VB, Carlton Draught or Carlton Cold
are a few that are sold.

If you're queer
that's ok
but over here we call that GAY!

[eTiMaGo]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

If you went down under
you would hear the thunder
you better run
you better take cover

We don't date kangaroos
We shoot em
Not root em.
But whatever floats your boat,
you might root a goat.

Fosters is the imposters
No one drinks that shyte
We here drink beer
VB, Carlton Draught or Carlton Cold
are a few that are sold.

If you're queer
that's ok
but over here we call that GAY!

yo yo yo fo' shizzle ma austrizzle,
here we be chillin in our yarizzle

(OK I suck at rhyming
maybe it's just bad timing?)

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

yo yo yo fo' shizzle ma austrizzle,
here we be chillin in our yarizzle

(OK I suck at rhyming
maybe it's just bad timing?)

take yo hand off the mic
since your rap is not tight
grab yo nuts and squeeze
cause I'm beggin ya please

don't like the drop on yo fo'head
cause we both be rollin like jarheads
bringing the pain to yo do'ar
makin yo beeotch ask for mo'ar

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

take yo hand off the mic
since your rap is not tight
grab yo nuts and squeeze
cause I'm beggin ya please

don't like the drop on yo fo'head
cause we both be rollin like jarheads
bringing the pain to yo do'ar
makin yo beeotch ask for mo'ar

K Calb ...you come.... straight from the sticks
Va is the land of rednecks and hicks
travelin in your yaris .....prolly king of the strip
cause all the rednecks have trucks with shotguns equipped

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by enobmort42

tiny can't rap,
as his mom can put out.
but he ain't a hack,
as some people shout

Like butter on roll
yo manners be drippin'
open yo'self up like that
I'm a half to be flippin'

Stay on da path
Or I'm gonna shut da do'ar
Let's get off da Momma's
Cause I just got of yo'ars

[ChinoCharles]

Rap Battle

okay ... here is a little something to keep some of us busy.


I dont really like rap per say.. but i find rhyming fun :)


I'll post first.. with a little rhyme as an intro and then the next person will rhyme a little attatcking me..

and we'll go back and forth for a while..

if someone wants to join in just attack the last person that posted ..

it could get confusing .. have fun with it .. and try to keep it pg pg-13 (limit the language.. )


quote the rhyme you are responding to :)

This is all in good fun.. roast all you want but be prepared to take it too :)



So here is the kickoff I guess



hey, I'm Tiny, the 6'1" Giant, with big dreams and aspirations, and a little defiance. Put up your dukes and get read to throw fists, this is a rap battle get are you ready for this?

Hold up, wait a minute, what the hell is all this?
Oh, wait, now I get it, its my big chance to diss
On all of you members who post bunk ass threads
So your post count goes up and grows big with your head
But in the end, the fact of the matter is as follows:
None of you can spit, but you all sure do...

-drops mic-

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Hold up, wait a minute, what the hell is all this?
Oh, wait, now I get it, its my big chance to diss
On all of you members who post bunk ass threads
So your post count goes up and grows big with your head
But in the end, the fact of the matter is as follows:
None of you can spit, but you all sure do...

-drops mic-

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"




thats the best i got atm, haha

[puetato89]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"

this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay

[PETERPOOP]

Originally Posted by puetato89

this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay

HA, HA, i love the word gay
but please don't mistake me, i don't swing that way
I just, think, it's a really funny word
Just like my name, it refers to a terd.

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by puetato89

this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay

your lady has a mustache
and you're a bit confused
you thought she was a woman
but she's prolly a dude
you thought it was hem-roids
but hes smugglin a sausage
if your relationship was a tv show
we'd know who the boss is .

[puetato89]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

your lady has a mustache
and you're a bit confused
you thought she was a woman
but she's prolly a dude
you thought it was hem-roids
but hes smugglin a sausage
if your relationship was a tv show
we'd know who the boss is .

lmao...

thats really cool
but when you take your wife to highschool
remember whose the fool
cause shes only sixteen you tool...

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by puetato89

lmao...

thats really cool
but when you take your wife to highschool
remember whose the fool
cause shes only sixteen you tool...

My boy Tiny, can fling it like a monkey
Yo breath kinda smells like it...kinda funky
That's right, my dick hangs two inches....from the ground
I had to bust it out to keep yo girl from givin' me a frown.
Like the movie goes, I said it to your girl one night
"Stop lying, alright? Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight."