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Old 05-01-2011, 01:37 AM   #1
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Typical Puertorican Medical Disorders

Monga:
Mysterious body temperature, not high enough to be considered fever, but serious enough to miss school and work. Illness is unknown by the American Medical Association (AMA) and only understood by doctors of Puerto Rican origin.
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Patatú:
Attack of obscure origin that can strike at any time. Could be serious enough to require hospitalization, yet is undetected by medical technology.
Victims tend to be males and females over the age of 50 years.
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Sereno:
Occurs when someone steps outdoors suddenly at night and is sprinkled by a
mysterious substance produced by the night air. There are no physical symptoms and it can only be detected by the Puerto Rican elderly. The effect of having this disease is unknown. Children must not be taken out at night without proper head gear or risk of contamination is certain.
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Empache:
Digestive disorder which occurs after the consumption of a large Puerto Rican meal. The only known cure for this disease is "una buena criolla" or "tirarse un buen gas" (burp). (Alka-Seltzer is completely ineffective).
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Cuerpo Cortao:
Frequent and mild condition of unknown etymology. Symptoms include -- but are not limited to -- fatigue, lack of energy and chronic whining.
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Moño Parao:
Psychological imbalance of short duration that causes strange mood swings, violent irritating behavior as well as general unpleasantness.
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Cocotazo:
Also referred to as the "Fuácata." A clenched hand, left or right fingers flexed to not quite make a fist with middle finger slightly raised higher than the rest and delivered to a child's head with a quick snap to the wrist (my father's favorite).
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Chichón:
Elevated cranial protrusion usually caused by the fall after a patatú. Can also be caused by the sudden or unexpected encounter with a cocotazo. If you don't remember these you're not a typical Puerto Rican.
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Old 05-01-2011, 12:39 PM   #2
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