Sex in the Yaris!? - Page 4 - Toyota Yaris Forums

sherryberry · 07-14-2007, 10:36 PM

HAHAHA I LOVE south park.

now.. sex in yaris.. must put that on my agenda to do list and post pics of just me haha just kidding

gonzo452001 · 07-15-2007, 10:12 AM

when I was young had sex in the front seat and back seat of a 72 Ford Pinto Front seat was murder got a leg cramp

Kioshi · 07-15-2007, 11:42 AM

Not in a Yaris. Yes in a RSX Type-S. Thank god for black leather seats ^_^. Maybe it will be comfy if you recline the seats if you got power option and....my 5% tints in the back, GREAT SETUP!

redyaris · 07-16-2007, 10:53 AM

Sex in Yaris DIY:

Supplies needed: another person, lube (if you prefer), towel, porno DVD (for head unit or rear seat DVD player)

1. Open hatch

2. Fold down rear seat

3. Become nude (at least from waist down)

4. Lay on your back with feet hanging out of hatch area ( beach towel beneath you strictly optional)

Note: dont bump your foot against hot Greddy exhaust.

5. Have boyfriend/girlfriend/partner perform oral sex on you

Note: you may want to remove the rear hatch cargo light as it shines right into the eyes of the performer.

This angle makes great pics from the rear of the car looking into the hatch area. Trust me.

brickhardmeat · 07-16-2007, 10:58 AM

explains the musty odor in your hatch area

redyaris · 07-16-2007, 11:11 AM

brickhardmeat · 07-16-2007, 11:31 AM

kurokoma-kun · 07-16-2007, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redyaris

OMG at first I thought that was your lube

*kimona* · 07-16-2007, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurokoma-kun

OMG at first I thought that was your lube

Ditto

brickhardmeat · 07-16-2007, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurokoma-kun

OMG at first I thought that was your lube

Quote:

Originally Posted by kimona54

Ditto

me too but it is those air fresheners that look like cans of pomade

redyaris · 07-16-2007, 01:02 PM

sherryberry · 07-16-2007, 02:22 PM

porno DVD? I don't need that to get me going and lube.. who needs that? I make my own.

Meteorite Man · 07-16-2007, 02:34 PM

Note to self: If Sherry calls for a ride, spread out newspapers....

Chuck

kurokoma-kun · 07-16-2007, 02:45 PM

sherryberry, you are such a prude, you really need to loosen up a little!

blacksan · 07-16-2007, 02:46 PM

Holy crap, I think this thread is going to get me laid.

I recently stumbled across a woman from my college days and we had a real good time hiking in the mountains and catching up. She was very curious about everything up until now and I happen to mention this site and some of the more interesting posts. When we started joking about doing the nasty so many years ago she was curious about my current love life and I mentioned the Yaris position in jest. To make a long story short I guess a hot summer Yaris night in "Ol Virginie" is on tap.

blacksan · 07-16-2007, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherryberry

porno DVD? I don't need that to get me going and lube.. who needs that? I make my own.

Well, umm, ahhh, ok. Gezz, I wish I was at least born 20 years later then I was .

sherryberry · 07-16-2007, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kurokoma-kun

sherryberry, you are such a prude, you really need to loosen up a little!

i thought guys liked it tight!!

kurokoma-kun · 07-16-2007, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherryberry

i thought guys liked it tight!!

Um...I'm not a guy...

07-15-2007, 10:12 AM	#56
gonzo452001 Drives: 3-door liftback blazing blue Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: French Lick,IN Posts: 185	when I was young had sex in the front seat and back seat of a 72 Ford Pinto Front seat was murder got a leg cramp __________________ 07 yaris LB 5-speed blazing Blue 07 yaris LB Auto Bayou Blue rostra cruise control oem style foglights 96tacoma 4x4 xcab I4auto Weathertech vent visors Scan GaugeII

07-16-2007, 10:53 AM	#58
redyaris Shiny Chromey Coolness View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Toyota Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 982	Sex in Yaris DIY: Supplies needed: another person, lube (if you prefer), towel, porno DVD (for head unit or rear seat DVD player) 1. Open hatch 2. Fold down rear seat 3. Become nude (at least from waist down) 4. Lay on your back with feet hanging out of hatch area ( beach towel beneath you strictly optional) Note: dont bump your foot against hot Greddy exhaust. 5. Have boyfriend/girlfriend/partner perform oral sex on you Note: you may want to remove the rear hatch cargo light as it shines right into the eyes of the performer. This angle makes great pics from the rear of the car looking into the hatch area. Trust me. __________________ Bringin the Bling to Yarisworld

07-16-2007, 10:58 AM	#59
brickhardmeat Lonesome Cowboy View User's Garage Drives: 2007 WHITE HATCHBACK Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Inner City, Dallas Posts: 2,995	explains the musty odor in your hatch area __________________ SPONSORED BY

07-16-2007, 11:11 AM	#60
redyaris Shiny Chromey Coolness View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Toyota Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 982	__________________ Bringin the Bling to Yarisworld

07-16-2007, 11:31 AM	#61
brickhardmeat Lonesome Cowboy View User's Garage Drives: 2007 WHITE HATCHBACK Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Inner City, Dallas Posts: 2,995	__________________ SPONSORED BY

07-14-2007, 10:36 PM	#55
sherryberry Drives: 07 Blazing Blue Yaris Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,305	HAHAHA I LOVE south park. now.. sex in yaris.. must put that on my agenda to do list and post pics of just me haha just kidding

07-15-2007, 11:42 AM	#57
Kioshi Heart Up! Vitz Drives: トヨタ Vitz Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Fremont, CA Posts: 2,582	Not in a Yaris. Yes in a RSX Type-S. Thank god for black leather seats ^_^. Maybe it will be comfy if you recline the seats if you got power option and....my 5% tints in the back, GREAT SETUP!

07-16-2007, 01:02 PM	#65
redyaris Shiny Chromey Coolness View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Toyota Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 982	__________________ Bringin the Bling to Yarisworld

07-16-2007, 02:22 PM	#66
sherryberry Drives: 07 Blazing Blue Yaris Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,305	porno DVD? I don't need that to get me going and lube.. who needs that? I make my own.

07-16-2007, 02:34 PM	#67
Meteorite Man Passin' The Gas...Station Drives: Same As You But Different Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Taunton, Mass Posts: 266	Note to self: If Sherry calls for a ride, spread out newspapers.... Chuck __________________ MY Gas Station Attendant Misses Me... Chuck

07-16-2007, 02:45 PM	#68
kurokoma-kun Drives: 2007 Yaris HB Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: my own little world Posts: 1,256	sherryberry, you are such a prude, you really need to loosen up a little! __________________ my yaris, kurokoma-kun

07-16-2007, 02:46 PM	#69
blacksan Drives: 07 Bayou Blue Liftback Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,121	Holy crap, I think this thread is going to get me laid. I recently stumbled across a woman from my college days and we had a real good time hiking in the mountains and catching up. She was very curious about everything up until now and I happen to mention this site and some of the more interesting posts. When we started joking about doing the nasty so many years ago she was curious about my current love life and I mentioned the Yaris position in jest. To make a long story short I guess a hot summer Yaris night in "Ol Virginie" is on tap.

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