Joke of the Day - Viagra - Toyota Yaris Forums

Benggolf2 · 01-01-2010, 03:21 PM

An old man goes to the drug store to buy some Viagra. He hands the pharmacist the prescription and says "I'd like them cut into quarters, please".

The pharmacist answers " I can cut them for you but you won't get a full erection from just a quarter pill".

The old man says " I'm 96 years old and all I want is to stick it out far enough so I don't pizz on my slippers."

Yaris Hilton · 01-01-2010, 05:02 PM

An old, old joke, which you can hear R.L. Burnside tell on his album "A Ass Pocket O' Whisky," is: "When I was young, I had to hold it down so I didn't piss up my nose. Now I have to hold it up so I don't piss on my toes."

yaris-me · 01-01-2010, 07:03 PM

Did you hear about the first death associated with Viagra?

A man took 12 Viagra. They found the wife dead the next morning.

SilverBack · 01-01-2010, 08:30 PM

If you take a Viagra, make sure you drink plenty of water. If it gets stuck in your throat, you may have a stiff neck for hours!

*tomato* · 01-01-2010, 10:46 PM

A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin:

Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!

They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.

*tomato* · 01-01-2010, 10:49 PM

*tomato* · 01-01-2010, 10:58 PM

*tomato* · 01-01-2010, 10:59 PM

bobselectric · 01-02-2010, 09:15 AM

I tried some Viagra, but didn't like the "effects", so to get rid of them, I threw them into the toilet. i haven't been able to put the seat down for a week!

01-01-2010, 03:21 PM	#1
Benggolf2 View User's Garage Drives: 2008 Yaris RS 4-Door LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Richmond, B.C., Canada Posts: 504	Joke of the Day - Viagra An old man goes to the drug store to buy some Viagra. He hands the pharmacist the prescription and says "I'd like them cut into quarters, please". The pharmacist answers " I can cut them for you but you won't get a full erection from just a quarter pill". The old man says " I'm 96 years old and all I want is to stick it out far enough so I don't pizz on my slippers." __________________ Benggolf2 Last edited by Benggolf2; 01-01-2010 at 03:33 PM.

01-01-2010, 08:30 PM	#4
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	If you take a Viagra, make sure you drink plenty of water. If it gets stuck in your throat, you may have a stiff neck for hours! __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

01-01-2010, 10:46 PM	#5
tomato Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Yaris 2DR LB 07, MT, Abs. Red Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 5,155	A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals! They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution. __________________ Follow Bamboo the YarisWorld Traveler here

01-01-2010, 10:49 PM	#6
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01-01-2010, 10:58 PM	#7
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01-01-2010, 05:02 PM	#2
Yaris Hilton Half a Bubble Off Plumb Drives: 2009 Yaris Sedan Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Bristol, Tennessee, USA Posts: 1,593	An old, old joke, which you can hear R.L. Burnside tell on his album "A Ass Pocket O' Whisky," is: "When I was young, I had to hold it down so I didn't piss up my nose. Now I have to hold it up so I don't piss on my toes."

01-01-2010, 07:03 PM	#3
yaris-me Learn to Relax Drives: 2007, Meteorite, LB Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Anaheim, CA Posts: 2,070	Did you hear about the first death associated with Viagra? A man took 12 Viagra. They found the wife dead the next morning.

01-01-2010, 10:59 PM	#8
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01-02-2010, 09:15 AM	#9
bobselectric Kickin' Yaris Drives: 07 Yaris liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: west harrison, ny Posts: 523	I tried some Viagra, but didn't like the "effects", so to get rid of them, I threw them into the toilet. i haven't been able to put the seat down for a week!

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