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Old 12-17-2006, 09:39 PM   #1
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not safe for work thread

A few forums i visit have a section called "not safe for work"


this is a free for all area for chicks, swearing, racing stories, cop bashing etc....would like an area like this here, my kid sometime strolls by, and usually when theres a pile of swearing on the screen, or some half naked chick, not cool as a parent

just an idea
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Old 12-18-2006, 07:21 AM   #2
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Old 12-18-2006, 07:31 AM   #3
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my kid sometime strolls by, and usually when theres a pile of swearing on the screen, or some half naked chick, not cool as a parent

just an idea
Damn dude, that's how I was educated to the finer things in life...
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Old 12-18-2006, 09:35 PM   #4
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A forum that will remain nameless, has one of those and I'm apparently responsible for filling it. lol
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Old 02-01-2007, 10:37 PM   #5
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this is the tamest nsfw thread ive ever seen... lol
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Old 02-03-2007, 02:03 AM   #6
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mmhmm me like this..

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Old 02-09-2007, 08:46 AM   #7
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this is the tamest nsfw thread ive ever seen... lol
ahhh hahaha, thats what you mom said!!!

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Old 02-13-2007, 05:18 PM   #8
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Ok, let's warm up.

I feel obliged to say that Toyota Yaris sucks.


Just kidding guys
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Old 02-13-2007, 06:04 PM   #9
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Fucking God damn son of a bitch… I am tired of these people!.........

This is not a direct quote… it’s what I hear in my head when I read these type of post… Most of you should understand! Since this is the “not safe for work thread” … I don’t want to here your opinion on my choice of words… Unless it’s positive…

“You Yarisworld.com mother fuckers make me wanna cry”

Boo Hoo… You hurt my pansy little feelings because you told me to look up the answer myself instead of you just feeding me the info I need, so I can absorb it like a bloody fucking tampon… When I ask you bastards for the BEST you should know that my ignorant ass doesn’t want to learn about anything, I just want to know how to spend my parents’ money… you know giving daddy blow jobs for car parts aint easy! I don’t have time to learn and formulate my own opinion… That’s what Forums are for right? Fuck you guys suck some serious shit! No wonder you Bitches are all mocked in the Other Yaris sites… My wet little pussy hurts… so bad… why do you have to make fun, and be so sarcastic… Why can’t you just always be nice and happy and chipper… and do what I say and answer every MORONIC FUCKING QUESTION I ASK! Boo Hoo Hoo, I’m canceling my account and going home to finger my asshole with my thumb and then sucking on it like the fucking 3 year old prosti-tot Cunt rage I am!


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Old 02-13-2007, 06:13 PM   #10
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South Park Uncle Fucka Lyrics
Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Policeman: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)

Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

Phillip:Suck my balls
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:30 PM   #11
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South Park Uncle Fucka Lyrics
Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Policeman: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)

Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...

Phillip:Suck my balls
YEAH!!! My favorite song!
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:33 PM   #12
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And Nutzoids, you fuck ;), you really have a way with words. Any plans to publish a book of poetry?
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Old 02-13-2007, 09:52 PM   #13
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And Nutzoids, you fuck ;), you really have a way with words. Any plans to publish a book of poetry?

You know I have been thinking about it...

I would call it

"Ode to Andrew "Dice" Clay"
Poetry in Motion
By Nutzoids


The New York Times Proclaim:
It’s a riveting book about how this country might have been founded with the freedom of speech… but at some point, though “Politically Correctness”, became a nation of scared little bitches.

LA Weekly Exclaims:
Nutzoids is a God Damned Guinness, if you see him in a bar, by this mother fucker a beer!

Typer73 says:
Nutzoids, you fuck ;)

3 out of 3 agree!

Read this trashy piece of crap

I will, of course, do my best to write the whole thing in Haiku form!

Fuck you scared bitches,
America was once great,
Now we all tread light!


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Old 02-13-2007, 10:03 PM   #14
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I'll take one, granted it has to be $19.95 or less (or I'll have to wait for the paperback).

I'm so sick of the PC crap. I loved the Snickers commercial during the Superbowl. Didn't think it was homophobic, just funny. We only have free speech as long as we're saying what the "majority" wants us to say. Sucks the big one!
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Old 02-13-2007, 11:11 PM   #15
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yes it's funny how people in your country try so hard not to offend anybody...

and then go invade middle eastern countries

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Old 02-13-2007, 11:40 PM   #16
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I'll take one, granted it has to be $19.95 or less (or I'll have to wait for the paperback).

I'm so sick of the PC crap. I loved the Snickers commercial during the Superbowl. Didn't think it was homophobic, just funny. We only have free speech as long as we're saying what the "majority" wants us to say. Sucks the big one!
AMEN BROTHER...

Well...
I don't know so much about that Gay shit... If some dude tried to eat something I had in my mouth, I’ll straight up punch the motherfucker in his face... Pun intended!

but that dude in the commercial was all about that shit... And I will fight for his right to enjoy some man on man Snicker lovin... I just don't agree with it, but who am I to judge?

We should all be able to laugh at ourselves... and you what? Sometimes I see pieces of myself in other people... even strangers and actors...

Wait I need to curse some more...
shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart terd and twat
I fucked your mommmmmmm
Oh, is this thing on?

Thank you Blink 182!

And a Hell Mother fucking Yeah to the Line
” We only have free speech as long as we're saying what the "majority" wants us to say”
Well Hell… I know I wanna be the minority…

I pledge allegiance
To the underworld
One nation underdog
There of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd
Unsung against the mold
Without a doubt, singled out
The only way I know

I wanna be the minority
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I wanna be the minority

Stepped out of the line
Like a sheep run from the herd
Marching out of time
To my own beat now...
The only way I know

One light, one mind
Flashing in the dark
Blinded by the silence
Of a thousand broken hearts
"For crying out loud"
She screamed unto me
A free for all, fuck 'em all
You are your own sight

Hahaha… Wow… have fun reading… man-o-man did I ramble on… and on… and on… I guess I am higher then I thought! Ahhh, Drunk… I meant Drunk… Drunker then I thought!

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shut your fucking face uncle fuckers
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:16 AM   #18
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Hey nutzoids, you a Carlin fan? You hit the 7 deadlys and the extras!
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