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FlintS · 04-10-2007, 09:26 PM

I am thinking the web cam should be in her car... Might attract more viewers???

jamal1984 · 04-10-2007, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by FlintS

I am thinking the web cam should be in her car... Might attract more viewers???

I guess this race you are done, but.... hey you can win her heart.

Yaris Revenge · 04-11-2007, 01:16 PM

Y'know, I actually mentioned this thread (and its hijinks) to my wife, and she made a very interesting observation:

Why would you want to win that race?

Dude, the girls always get their way, or no nookie for you. Let her kick your ass and don't whine about it... that'll just make you look like a crybaby loser, and no chick wants to get with that. Take your whippin' like a man, and tell her she did great.

Now, if you're a total control freak and can't stand to lose.... well........ she'll probably dump you later anyway.

~YR

FlintS · 04-11-2007, 01:49 PM

I see it the other way. Losing a car race to her just deminishes your manly status. You can lose to a chick at cards, darts, pool, etc.. But when it comes donw to a mechanical know how verses... You have to win...

Yaris Revenge · 04-11-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by FlintS

I see it the other way. Losing a car race to her just deminishes your manly status. You can lose to a chick at cards, darts, pool, etc.. But when it comes donw to a mechanical know how verses... You have to win...

Last I checked, women are more concerned with your performance in bed than behind the wheel!

~YR

Nimble · 04-11-2007, 04:44 PM

Step 1: Buy Craftsman 201 piece mechanics tool set
Step 2: Buy engine lift
Step 3: Buy quality jack and 4 jack stands
Step 4: Remove 1NZ and throw over a bridge *beware below*
Step 5: Purchase 2NZ from Celica GTS and install with basic bolt ons
Step 6: Fast Yaris. Well kind of. ;)

jdubau55 · 04-11-2007, 06:22 PM

Might need a lil more than the 201 pc set. Step 5 should be step 4 and you should buy and build the 2NZ before ever touching the 1NZ. By build I mean over bore it, stroke it, and make it a 10,000 rpm BEAST.

Nimble · 04-11-2007, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jdubau55

Might need a lil more than the 201 pc set. Step 5 should be step 4 and you should buy and build the 2NZ before ever touching the 1NZ. By build I mean over bore it, stroke it, and make it a 10,000 rpm BEAST.

Yeah, the 201 was a slight estimation. Maybe 301 would cut it?

04-10-2007, 09:26 PM	#55
FlintS Drives: 2007 Yaris S Sedan Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Mission Viejo Posts: 60	I am thinking the web cam should be in her car... Might attract more viewers??? __________________ Kosei 17" rims, Bridgetone G009 Tires, Springtech Springs, TRD Struts, Progress Rear sway bar, Cusco Front strut tower, AEM CAI, Tint, TWM Short Shifter, HKS Grounding wires, APEXi voltage stabilizer, 6500K HID Kit, Megan Headers

04-11-2007, 01:16 PM	#57
Yaris Revenge GIGA...DRILL...BREAKER!!! Drives: Lagann. ;P Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: My own little world. Posts: 717	Y'know, I actually mentioned this thread (and its hijinks) to my wife, and she made a very interesting observation: Why would you want to win that race? Dude, the girls always get their way, or no nookie for you. Let her kick your ass and don't whine about it... that'll just make you look like a crybaby loser, and no chick wants to get with that. Take your whippin' like a man, and tell her she did great. Now, if you're a total control freak and can't stand to lose.... well........ she'll probably dump you later anyway. ~YR __________________ Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

04-11-2007, 01:49 PM	#58
FlintS Drives: 2007 Yaris S Sedan Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Mission Viejo Posts: 60	I see it the other way. Losing a car race to her just deminishes your manly status. You can lose to a chick at cards, darts, pool, etc.. But when it comes donw to a mechanical know how verses... You have to win... __________________ Kosei 17" rims, Bridgetone G009 Tires, Springtech Springs, TRD Struts, Progress Rear sway bar, Cusco Front strut tower, AEM CAI, Tint, TWM Short Shifter, HKS Grounding wires, APEXi voltage stabilizer, 6500K HID Kit, Megan Headers

04-11-2007, 04:44 PM	#60
Nimble Modification Condoner. Drives: 2007 Black Sand Liftback Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 360	Step 1: Buy Craftsman 201 piece mechanics tool set Step 2: Buy engine lift Step 3: Buy quality jack and 4 jack stands Step 4: Remove 1NZ and throw over a bridge beware below Step 5: Purchase 2NZ from Celica GTS and install with basic bolt ons Step 6: Fast Yaris. Well kind of. ;) __________________ Tanabe DF, Debadged, stripped, Black emblems

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04-11-2007, 06:22 PM	#61
jdubau55 Drives: 2007 White Yaris LB 5 Spd. Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Blacksburg, VA Posts: 451	Might need a lil more than the 201 pc set. Step 5 should be step 4 and you should buy and build the 2NZ before ever touching the 1NZ. By build I mean over bore it, stroke it, and make it a 10,000 rpm BEAST.