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[*MAD DOG*]

Frozen yoghurt FUCK OFF, GO AWAY! ;)

[KCALB SIRAY]

hubba bubba

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Bubblegum Icecream

[Minne_Yaris]

Bubba Gump Shrimp

[dvlnblkdrs]

mmm jdm taillights

[Bob_VT]

Originally Posted by dvlnblkdrs

mmm jdm taillights

Are you ready to drive with the added power?

[jclo3313]

WET!

[KCALB SIRAY]

As the holidays begin, I wanted to pass these tips along to you.
Enjoy the spirit of the festivities.


1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a
Holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if
you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're
serving rum balls.


2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's
rare... You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up!
Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if
you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a
treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think.
It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the
whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a
volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the
volcano. Repeat.


4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made
with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like
buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an
effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas
party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between
now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing
else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after
circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and
that eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet
table, like frosted Christmas cookies or pralines in the shape and size
of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as
you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a
beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to
see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a
slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one
pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one?
dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded
with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I
mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you
leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying
attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around
the corner. Remember this motto to live by:

[jclo3313]

Hepatitus

[Bob_VT]

Weather permitting

[jclo3313]

Slacking off

[landrym28]

Thanks for the tips kcalb.

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Hacker Hacker hacker

[dvlnblkdrs]

Originally Posted by Bob_VT

Are you ready to drive with the added power?

you bet ur bumpkin i am! lol must be at least 20hp for the sheer jdm-ness

[natethegreat38]

gonorrhea

[dvlnblkdrs]

no way, herpes ftw!

[dvlnblkdrs]

type 2!

[*MAD DOG*]

meep meep