Rap Battle

[johnnypaseo]

As far as the eye can see its all real
i got snipers in the roof top yo Prepare to kill,
All it takes is one shot, cuz we're ready,
to simplify shit, you want clips i got plenty, lol!!

[jeremyshay]

i guess when tiny saw i came with a fire
he put up his keyboard and chose to retire
and yea i gotta admit he should be a little ashamed
that i straight made him my bitch in this rap battle game
so before i leave to throw red paint on this town
we see whos truly tiny, and whos the real giant now.


happy st. patty's day everyone!

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

i guess when tiny saw i came with a fire
he put up his keyboard and chose to retire
and yea i gotta admit he should be a little ashamed
that i straight made him my bitch in this rap battle game
so before i leave to throw red paint on this town
we see whos truly tiny, and whos the real giant now.


happy st. patty's day everyone!

Sorry i wasnt around
I was a little busy
Had to retolex my half stack
and pass flyers round the city

I have a show sunday .. see ya there hunny?
gotta spread the word so i dont lose any money.


its 4:30am and and I have tons to print tomorrow
gotta get up at 8:30.. its a little hard to swallow.

Gonna prolly be dead , like and old man take a nap
catch ya tomorrow, come up with some better crap

[eTiMaGo]

TinyGiant, he thinks he's a playa',
but he's never met this here slaya'
his life of a sleepless wonder workaholic
never gonna get a bitch with whom to "frolic"

not that it matters to him anyway
if you listen to what I gotta say...

cuz I know him and where he's from
always dressed up in the latest fads
problem is, he ain't got a mom
gay bastard's got his two dads!

(ok I suck at this ahahhaha)

[reflux]

Traffic, traffic
lookin' fo my chapstick,
feelin' kinda car sick,
there's a Ford Maverick.

bahaha malibu's most wanted.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

TinyGiant, he thinks he's a playa',
but he's never met this here slaya'
his life of a sleepless wonder workaholic
never gonna get a bitch with whom to "frolic"

not that it matters to him anyway
if you listen to what I gotta say...

cuz I know him and where he's from
always dressed up in the latest fads
problem is, he ain't got a mom
gay bastard's got his two dads!

(ok I suck at this ahahhaha)

Oh damn, look who just popped in
It's Moby son, and he's looking for a man
I Can't wait to hear the spit back from Tommy
I hope he doesn't run and tell his Mommy
that I snuck up back about a quarter past 2:00
Looking for his chicken head and you know who
Incase you don't know, here's the thick of the plot
She's got two thick legs, two thighs and a very big
Cock-a-doodle doo, I clucked towards the window
She jumped up and said "you bastard eTiMaGo"
It must have been good cause he didn't even run
She jumped out the window as I held up my gun
He looked up at me and said "What the hell bro"
"I'm working undercover as Inspector Clouseau"

[toad]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Oh damn, look who just popped in
It's Moby son, and he's looking for a man
I Can't wait to hear the spit back from Tommy
I hope he doesn't run and tell his Mommy
that I snuck up back about a quarter past 2:00
Looking for his chicken head and you know who
Incase you don't know, here's the thick of the plot
She's got two thick legs, two thighs and a very big
Cock-a-doodle doo, I clucked towards the window
She jumped up and said "you bastard eTiMaGo"
It must have been good cause he didn't even run
She jumped out the window as I held up my gun
He looked up at me and said "What the hell bro"
"I'm working undercover as Inspector Clouseau"

toad just discovered this thread
now you is dead
i'm droppin' rhyme on you
like your mom did to your head
playin' your nintendo
but little did you know
toad would get the last laugh
did you just say 'inspector clouseau'?
kcalb siray?
what the hell is that?
yeah, i can spell backwards
e mag ruoy si e mat
(in lat)

[puetato89]

this is still going on
is all this written by a robot
do i have to blow up peoples spots?
well, i guess i better not
but as im doing toads mom
his stuff is gonna flop...
wait, who likes toad anyways
he never got no play
he was wack like the new beyonce
he was always in some castle
shit, he never even battled
i guess hes cool if your a shroomhead

[toad]

Originally Posted by puetato89

this is still going on
is all this written by a robot
do i have to blow up peoples spots?
well, i guess i better not
but as im doing toads mom
his stuff is gonna flop...
wait, who likes toad anyways
he never got no play
he was wack like the new beyonce
he was always in some castle
shit, he never even battled
i guess hes cool if your a shroomhead

robot?
is that all you got?
i took my 'mushroomhead' to paris
and she said 'it's hot'
'doing toads mom'
i hear that all the time
i guess orlando is known for two things-
old people AND stale rhyme
if you don't like 'toad'
then call me 'mcgyver'
i'll fix your words
with some duct tape and pliers

[puetato89]

well ok then "mcgyver",
your ryhmes are way 2 sour
like biting into a lemon every half-n-hour
but i enjoy the gay toad
cause like mario, ill have to save you, you coward

[toad]

Originally Posted by puetato89

well ok then "mcgyver",
your ryhmes are way 2 sour
like biting into a lemon every half-n-hour
but i enjoy the gay toad
cause like mario, ill have to save you, you coward

'the gay toad', whatever
now you gotta reach
if you have to question my team
talk to princess peach
she's a classy girl
not no disney tinker-ho fairy
before i met her
she was known as 'princess cherry'
it's gettin' old
all this video game rhyme
what else should i expect
from 'vitz king89'?

[PETERPOOP]

Yo,
The user "The Spectacle" is gay
And that's all I gotta say.
Peace out.