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08-19-2009, 06:52 PM
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Joey
Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008
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Kids are quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher
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08-19-2009, 06:56 PM
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 ULTIMATE
Drives: 07 Yaris Turbo Join Date: May 2007
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AWESOME !!
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08-19-2009, 06:58 PM
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Drives: Yaris 2DR LB 07, MT, Abs. Red Join Date: Feb 2009
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cute!
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08-19-2009, 06:59 PM
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 made a dull day brighter 
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08-19-2009, 07:28 PM
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haha, I like the last one especially.
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08-19-2009, 08:25 PM
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Drives: 09' Meteorite liftback Join Date: Jul 2009
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08-19-2009, 11:13 PM
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Joey
Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008
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The George Washington one is one of my favs. Kids say the damndest things
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08-20-2009, 12:02 AM
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'07 to '12:2 wipers to 1?
Drives: '12 5-door LE & '14 5-door LE Join Date: Apr 2007
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sounds like stuff you'd find in a reader's digest.....good stuff....
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08-20-2009, 12:13 AM
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Heart Up! Vitz
Drives: トヨタ Vitz Join Date: Jun 2007
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this brightened up my night, jojo.
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08-20-2009, 12:44 AM
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lol
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08-20-2009, 12:48 AM
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that was an awesome post
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08-21-2009, 12:49 AM
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Joey
Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008
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You're welcome Kioshi
I'd rather have a kid that says these things instead of "One time I saw mommy and daddy wrestling with their shirts off on their bed  " lol
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