Mindless violence against illegal aliens these days... - Toyota Yaris Forums

Shinare · 12-22-2014, 01:05 PM

I must say that for some time now I have been incredibly disturbed by a commercial that has been airing quite a bit lately. In fact, it is a series of commercials where a previously undocumented, sentient and possibly intelligent, life form is mindlessly murdered by Michael Jordan simply because it is annoying the person it is trying to interact with. These murders are also at times extremely graphic, involving being crammed into a shredder and slit into gory strips of death. In another commercial in the series, this innocent life form is savagely drowned in a vat of carbonated beverage. In all cases it is viciously torn from its natural environment beforehand. Its just sickening and we need to start a petition to pull these commercials before other, possibly alien, life forms are provoked into retaliation.

jambo101 · 12-22-2014, 02:45 PM

Got a link to this commercial as i cant seem to be able to find it..

Shinare · 12-22-2014, 03:53 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byoCiGHcDdo

jambo101 · 12-23-2014, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shinare

I must say that for some time now I have been incredibly disturbed by a commercial that has been airing quite a bit lately. In fact, it is a series of commercials where a previously undocumented, sentient and possibly intelligent, life form is mindlessly murdered by Michael Jordan simply because it is annoying the person it is trying to interact with. These murders are also at times extremely graphic, involving being crammed into a shredder and slit into gory strips of death. In another commercial in the series, this innocent life form is savagely drowned in a vat of carbonated beverage. In all cases it is viciously torn from its natural environment beforehand. Its just sickening and we need to start a petition to pull these commercials before other, possibly alien, life forms are provoked into retaliation.

I just see an underwear commercial with MJ, guess i'm missing the satire

sickpuppy1 · 12-23-2014, 08:25 AM

the talking label gets shredded.....alien life form....

Shinare · 12-23-2014, 09:26 AM

Just supposed to be a giggle. :) Merry Christmas everyone, and happy Hanukkah, Merry Kwanza, and happy "Holiday" for the FSM folk out there.

SilverBack · 12-23-2014, 03:22 PM

Good one.

why? · 01-01-2015, 11:19 AM

Sad thing is there are really people out there that would honestly think the first post was honest and true. The human race is getting dumber.

nookandcrannycar · 01-01-2015, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by why?

Sad thing is there are really people out there that would honestly think the first post was honest and true. The human race is getting dumber.

Another sad thing is that the left in this country is swinging so far to the left that it is pulling more people into that category. Some radio show that I've listened to in the past has occasionally used a particular audio recording to mock leftism. I can't find it on the internet, but this recording is of a woman crying and apologizing to a tree for hurting the tree's feelings

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screenprinter · 01-07-2015, 04:07 PM

MJ shredding the Labels is for Tagless t-shirts.

Hanes is promoting them even though they've been selling Tagless t-shirts to the Promotional industry for years now.

The t-shirts we promote here: YarisWorld.com uses Hanes Tagless t-shirts.

nookandcrannycar · 01-07-2015, 06:05 PM

One day in 2000, we drove from the small village of Doolin in Ireland to Londonderry, Northern Ireland. At one point, the landscape was so bucolic I thought 'time is almost indistinguishable...probably very similar in the 19th Century'. A few minutes later, a likely centuries old farmhouse came into view...with one feature that jarred me into the present day....mounted and flapping in the wind as a flag would extending from the pole....it wasn't a flag...it was a Chicago Bulls jersey with MJ's number on it

. I enjoyed watching him play, but this reminder of his ubiquity ruined that landscape.

12-22-2014, 01:05 PM	#1
Shinare Bronze bombshell yaris Drives: 09 Yaris HB 3door Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Oklahoma City, OK Posts: 641	Mindless violence against illegal aliens these days... I must say that for some time now I have been incredibly disturbed by a commercial that has been airing quite a bit lately. In fact, it is a series of commercials where a previously undocumented, sentient and possibly intelligent, life form is mindlessly murdered by Michael Jordan simply because it is annoying the person it is trying to interact with. These murders are also at times extremely graphic, involving being crammed into a shredder and slit into gory strips of death. In another commercial in the series, this innocent life form is savagely drowned in a vat of carbonated beverage. In all cases it is viciously torn from its natural environment beforehand. Its just sickening and we need to start a petition to pull these commercials before other, possibly alien, life forms are provoked into retaliation. __________________ Now I drive a CARMINE RED METALLIC 09 Yaris 3-door!! I'm Back!!! WooHoo!! Mods done so far: Tinted windows, Viper 211HV Remote Keyless Entry, Atoto Android headunit, backup camera, steering wheel controls Before it was totaled I drove a 2007 Black Sand Pearl 3 Door Lift-Back M/T with 49k miles. Stock Everything except for black tint, all red badges, red dash, and stealth garage door opener. Ultra-Gauge mounted on steering wheel. A1 Electric MES Central Locks and Avital 3100 Alarm system.

12-22-2014, 02:45 PM	#2
jambo101 Drives: yaris 08 sedan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 1,286	Got a link to this commercial as i cant seem to be able to find it.. __________________ Have Yaris will travel..

12-22-2014, 03:53 PM	#3
Shinare Bronze bombshell yaris Drives: 09 Yaris HB 3door Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Oklahoma City, OK Posts: 641	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byoCiGHcDdo __________________ Now I drive a CARMINE RED METALLIC 09 Yaris 3-door!! I'm Back!!! WooHoo!! Mods done so far: Tinted windows, Viper 211HV Remote Keyless Entry, Atoto Android headunit, backup camera, steering wheel controls Before it was totaled I drove a 2007 Black Sand Pearl 3 Door Lift-Back M/T with 49k miles. Stock Everything except for black tint, all red badges, red dash, and stealth garage door opener. Ultra-Gauge mounted on steering wheel. A1 Electric MES Central Locks and Avital 3100 Alarm system.

12-23-2014, 08:25 AM	#5
sickpuppy1 Drives: 2010 Yaris Sedan Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kansas Posts: 871	the talking label gets shredded.....alien life form.... __________________

12-23-2014, 09:26 AM	#6
Shinare Bronze bombshell yaris Drives: 09 Yaris HB 3door Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Oklahoma City, OK Posts: 641	Just supposed to be a giggle. :) Merry Christmas everyone, and happy Hanukkah, Merry Kwanza, and happy "Holiday" for the FSM folk out there. __________________ Now I drive a CARMINE RED METALLIC 09 Yaris 3-door!! I'm Back!!! WooHoo!! Mods done so far: Tinted windows, Viper 211HV Remote Keyless Entry, Atoto Android headunit, backup camera, steering wheel controls Before it was totaled I drove a 2007 Black Sand Pearl 3 Door Lift-Back M/T with 49k miles. Stock Everything except for black tint, all red badges, red dash, and stealth garage door opener. Ultra-Gauge mounted on steering wheel. A1 Electric MES Central Locks and Avital 3100 Alarm system.

12-23-2014, 03:22 PM	#7
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	Good one. __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

01-01-2015, 11:19 AM	#8
why? Only Happy When it Rains View User's Garage Drives: Yaris LB Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: harnett county NC Posts: 4,097	Sad thing is there are really people out there that would honestly think the first post was honest and true. The human race is getting dumber. __________________ Colin Chapman disciple

01-07-2015, 04:07 PM	#10
screenprinter Drives: 2010 Yaris 4-door Sedan Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: NJ Posts: 22	MJ shredding the Labels is for Tagless t-shirts. Hanes is promoting them even though they've been selling Tagless t-shirts to the Promotional industry for years now. The t-shirts we promote here: YarisWorld.com uses Hanes Tagless t-shirts.

01-07-2015, 06:05 PM	#11
nookandcrannycar Drives: 2('14+'07)MT 3d ,wHandCrWndws! Join Date: May 2009 Location: S.MontgomeryCnty,TX(HoustonMSA) '07=BayouBlue=300,125miles=OrigOwnr '14=ClassicSilvr=29,059miles Posts: 4,839	One day in 2000, we drove from the small village of Doolin in Ireland to Londonderry, Northern Ireland. At one point, the landscape was so bucolic I thought 'time is almost indistinguishable...probably very similar in the 19th Century'. A few minutes later, a likely centuries old farmhouse came into view...with one feature that jarred me into the present day....mounted and flapping in the wind as a flag would extending from the pole....it wasn't a flag...it was a Chicago Bulls jersey with MJ's number on it . I enjoyed watching him play, but this reminder of his ubiquity ruined that landscape.

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