BE AFRAID......... - Toyota Yaris Forums

at3GG · 12-24-2008, 04:38 PM

cali yaris · 12-24-2008, 04:43 PM

I'm definitely afraid.

Bob_VT · 12-24-2008, 04:53 PM

I will not be afraid until I see the Dyno Sheets ............ w/o Chuck and with Chuck!

TEHxFALLEN V1.2 · 12-24-2008, 05:02 PM

Thanks, I had to change my pants.

cali yaris · 12-24-2008, 05:30 PM

^ Finally!

at3GG · 12-24-2008, 05:58 PM

Thats the problem, there are no straps that are strong enough to hold him to a dyno. The true power of the Chuck may never be known. Experts guess in the high thousands at the beard.

Treyz · 12-24-2008, 06:10 PM

Some say that Chuck Norris contains not a chin, but a third fist under his beard!

puetato89 · 12-24-2008, 06:14 PM

oh god... dont tell me this is going end up at a family guy cunclusion...(its been happening way 2 much lately)

Thej3sta2 · 12-24-2008, 06:18 PM

whats crazy is that there is no engine in this yaris. I saw it at the track, and chuck said go . .

and it went.

If you know what i mean/

The poor yaris was never seen again.

at3GG · 12-24-2008, 06:22 PM

^^^^^

eTiMaGo · 12-25-2008, 01:17 AM

nah you got it all wrong, chuck norris should be behind the car, roundhouse kicking it, which has the effect of sending it hurtling forward and doing the quarter mile in 2 and a half seconds.

TEHxFALLEN V1.2 · 12-25-2008, 02:38 AM

yeah

1NZYaris1 · 12-25-2008, 03:20 AM

That's not CHUCKY , that's just a MADDOG look-a-like

Sabretooth · 12-25-2008, 06:23 AM

Chuck Norris needs no engine, he goes barefoot flintstones style and still is capable of 6.5 second quarter mile.

SilverBack · 12-25-2008, 06:37 AM

Nice mods!

Chuck can make it drift simply by looking at it while it's standing still

Thej3sta2 · 12-25-2008, 05:31 PM

after this pic was posted online toyota was temted to change the name from Toyota Yaris to Toyota ChuckN

at3GG · 12-25-2008, 07:26 PM

well the problem is ...if chuck was to roundhouse the yaris....there would be no more yaris. What he does is attaches a cale from the total gym and attaches it to his foot, then simply makes the roundhouse motions, which tightens the cable and hurtles the yaris forward.

SilverBack · 12-30-2008, 07:24 AM

Chuck drives a Yaris because he doesn't need to compensate for anything

12-24-2008, 04:38 PM	#1
at3GG Drives: 07 metmet LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA Beach Posts: 648	BE AFRAID......... Attached Images __________________ F5 CAI, MR axleback, MR Header, NST SSK. Full Exhaust wrap, AT3 Custom SSK Konig Heliums 15x6.5 Black Tanabe Df210's

12-24-2008, 04:43 PM	#2
cali yaris ULTIMATE View User's Garage Drives: 07 Yaris Turbo Join Date: May 2007 Location: Canoga Park, CA Posts: 14,859	I'm definitely afraid. __________________ Micro Image forums, online store and shop are now closed. It was a great eight year run, but it was time to focus on other things. I'm still selling parts on eBay under micro*image seller ID and customers can still make requests for anything specific.

12-24-2008, 04:53 PM	#3
Bob_VT View User's Garage Drives: 08 Yaris LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Vermont Posts: 1,704	I will not be afraid until I see the Dyno Sheets ............ w/o Chuck and with Chuck! __________________ some people are little slinkies. . . . .they are really good for nothing. . . .but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Come to the DARKSIDE..... We have candy

12-24-2008, 05:02 PM	#4
TEHxFALLEN V1.2 Banned View User's Garage Drives: '08 Lexus IS-F Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Calabasas, CA Posts: 1,890	Thanks, I had to change my pants. __________________ DON'T LIKE ME? TAKE A SEAT WITH THE REST OF THE BITCHES WHO ARE WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE A FUCK. Sponsored by: Micro Image http://microimageonline.com

12-24-2008, 05:30 PM	#5
cali yaris ULTIMATE View User's Garage Drives: 07 Yaris Turbo Join Date: May 2007 Location: Canoga Park, CA Posts: 14,859	^ Finally! __________________ Micro Image forums, online store and shop are now closed. It was a great eight year run, but it was time to focus on other things. I'm still selling parts on eBay under micro*image seller ID and customers can still make requests for anything specific.

12-24-2008, 05:58 PM	#6
at3GG Drives: 07 metmet LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA Beach Posts: 648	Thats the problem, there are no straps that are strong enough to hold him to a dyno. The true power of the Chuck may never be known. Experts guess in the high thousands at the beard. __________________ F5 CAI, MR axleback, MR Header, NST SSK. Full Exhaust wrap, AT3 Custom SSK Konig Heliums 15x6.5 Black Tanabe Df210's

12-24-2008, 06:10 PM	#7
Treyz ~ ambient one ~ View User's Garage Drives: 2009 Bayou Yaris Liftback Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 1,046	Some say that Chuck Norris contains not a chin, but a third fist under his beard! __________________ AMBIENTLIFESTYLE Tri-State Sport Compact EZine ambientlifestyle.com------------ambientlifestyle.ning.com Micro Image Store - Network - Online microimageonline.com------------microimage.ning.com

12-24-2008, 06:14 PM	#8
puetato89 Just call me Ray, better? View User's Garage Drives: 08 Yaris Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: orlando Posts: 1,056	oh god... dont tell me this is going end up at a family guy cunclusion...(its been happening way 2 much lately) __________________

12-24-2008, 06:18 PM	#9
Thej3sta2 Drives: Soon to be LFA Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 523	whats crazy is that there is no engine in this yaris. I saw it at the track, and chuck said go . . and it went. If you know what i mean/ The poor yaris was never seen again. __________________

12-24-2008, 06:22 PM	#10
at3GG Drives: 07 metmet LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA Beach Posts: 648	^^^^^ __________________ F5 CAI, MR axleback, MR Header, NST SSK. Full Exhaust wrap, AT3 Custom SSK Konig Heliums 15x6.5 Black Tanabe Df210's

12-25-2008, 01:17 AM	#11
eTiMaGo vroom vroom View User's Garage Drives: lil red 5-door Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Bangkok, Thailand Posts: 7,744	nah you got it all wrong, chuck norris should be behind the car, roundhouse kicking it, which has the effect of sending it hurtling forward and doing the quarter mile in 2 and a half seconds. __________________ The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish. - Robert Jackson Bye bye 1NZ...

12-25-2008, 02:38 AM	#12
TEHxFALLEN V1.2 Banned View User's Garage Drives: '08 Lexus IS-F Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Calabasas, CA Posts: 1,890	yeah __________________ DON'T LIKE ME? TAKE A SEAT WITH THE REST OF THE BITCHES WHO ARE WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE A FUCK. Sponsored by: Micro Image http://microimageonline.com

12-25-2008, 03:20 AM	#13
1NZYaris1 View User's Garage Drives: Yaris Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,566	That's not CHUCKY , that's just a MADDOG look-a-like

12-25-2008, 06:23 AM	#14
Sabretooth 37HSSV View User's Garage Drives: '11 Mazdaspeed 3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: St Cloud FL Posts: 1,395	Chuck Norris needs no engine, he goes barefoot flintstones style and still is capable of 6.5 second quarter mile. __________________ 07 Toyota Yaris Hatchback -sold- 11 Mazdaspeed 3 -SRI/TIP, 3 inch TBI, Custom FMIC, Tuned by Cobb Accessport, HKS ssq2 BOV, Upgraded HPFP- Clean stock look... Killer performance.

12-25-2008, 06:37 AM	#15
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	Nice mods! Chuck can make it drift simply by looking at it while it's standing still __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

12-25-2008, 05:31 PM	#16
Thej3sta2 Drives: Soon to be LFA Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 523	after this pic was posted online toyota was temted to change the name from Toyota Yaris to Toyota ChuckN __________________

12-25-2008, 07:26 PM	#17
at3GG Drives: 07 metmet LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: VA Beach Posts: 648	well the problem is ...if chuck was to roundhouse the yaris....there would be no more yaris. What he does is attaches a cale from the total gym and attaches it to his foot, then simply makes the roundhouse motions, which tightens the cable and hurtles the yaris forward. __________________ F5 CAI, MR axleback, MR Header, NST SSK. Full Exhaust wrap, AT3 Custom SSK Konig Heliums 15x6.5 Black Tanabe Df210's

12-30-2008, 07:24 AM	#18
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	Chuck drives a Yaris because he doesn't need to compensate for anything __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

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