Nickname - Toyota Yaris Forums

umm_bacon · 09-09-2007, 12:06 AM

So I need a nickname for my Yaris. I am a decent sized guy (6'4", 215) that still has to shake his head upon entering/exiting the car. I love the car, but can't help but feel that I should have clown garb when associated with the Yaris. I live in the smack dab middle of the US of A and cars like this don't always go over as well as a gas guzzling SUV or truck. I have no shame and revel in demented humor, so the crazier the car's nickname, the better. Any ideas? It is Bayou Blue by the way.

kurokoma-kun · 09-09-2007, 04:10 PM

viagra (the little blue pill)

umm_bacon · 09-09-2007, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kurokoma-kun

viagra (the little blue pill)

Nice

joe keeney · 09-09-2007, 08:00 PM

Smart Buy

JBIZZ · 09-09-2007, 08:29 PM

Huge C0ck or Big D1ck. People who buy SUVs, or more expensive cars usually buy them because they are insecure about their size.

ECHOKnight2000 · 09-09-2007, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JBIZZ

Huge C0ck or Big D1ck. People who buy SUVs, or more expensive cars usually buy them because they are insecure about their size.

Or make up for lack of size

How about BlueMonster? Or Blue Devil? Blue Balls?

black2yaris · 09-09-2007, 09:45 PM

Dick Blue

xed · 09-09-2007, 10:58 PM

Get a bumper sticker that says "My car is faster than your honor student."

redyaris · 09-10-2007, 04:00 PM

Oh no now weve got Barners in the house!!!!!!!! Hide the tractors and the sheep.

nsmitchell · 09-10-2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by redyaris

Oh no now weve got Barners in the house!!!!!!!! Hide the tractors and the sheep.

Hehe

I wonder if he has traveling salesmen stop by and sleep with his sister in the barn??? ;)

ChinoCharles · 09-10-2007, 05:41 PM

Real men don't nickname their cars. I had a nickname for my car once. Then my balls fell out of my stomach. Just don't dude, just don't.

umm_bacon · 09-10-2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Real men don't nickname their cars. I had a nickname for my car once. Then my balls fell out of my stomach. Just don't dude, just don't.

I figure that since I evidently bought the "gayest car in America" (some general forum topic) that I needed an even gayer nickname for the beast. Actually I think that some Gangsta or prison name would be funnier. I like the Viagra connection, but I dunno...

I guess that you are insinuating that Bo and Luke Duke have no balls? Sir!!! There is an idea...The General Grant...

ChinoCharles · 09-10-2007, 08:22 PM

And you should paint it like the car, too. That would be killer.

Black Yaris · 09-10-2007, 08:51 PM

Paint the car bright pink, and slap one of those "not compensating" stickers on her.... that will do the trick bacon

Black Yaris · 09-10-2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by echo_hrs

How about "SUV Suppository"

Cheers

nice

Ferret_san · 09-11-2007, 06:15 AM

I'm thinking you can get the word Gerbil in there somewhere...

Hey babe... wanna ride my Gerbil.

09-09-2007, 12:06 AM	#1
umm_bacon Medium Pimpin View User's Garage Drives: 07 Gerbil Powered Hatchback Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Wichita Posts: 107	Nickname So I need a nickname for my Yaris. I am a decent sized guy (6'4", 215) that still has to shake his head upon entering/exiting the car. I love the car, but can't help but feel that I should have clown garb when associated with the Yaris. I live in the smack dab middle of the US of A and cars like this don't always go over as well as a gas guzzling SUV or truck. I have no shame and revel in demented humor, so the crazier the car's nickname, the better. Any ideas? It is Bayou Blue by the way. Last edited by umm_bacon; 09-09-2007 at 12:37 AM. Reason: Spelling, I'm anal like that

09-09-2007, 09:45 PM	#7
black2yaris The Man In Black Lives View User's Garage Drives: Black Sand Pearl L/B 'o7 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 477	Dick Blue __________________ black2yaris The Man In Black Lives! 2007 2 door hatchback in Black Sand Pearl, A/T,rear spoiler,front & rear JDM badges,TRD CAI,TRD rear sway bar,exhaust tip,sill protectors,heximats,under dash blue LED's,short rubber ant,rear bumper protector,Toyota thin 7 spoke alloy wheels,pwr pkg,ABS,side curtain airbags,rear defogger,fog lights,mud guards,TYC tail lights,shift knob,tint all windows,security sys,keyless entry,clear paint protection all exposed front surfaces,TRD fuel cap,rubber dash & g/b mats

09-10-2007, 04:00 PM	#9
redyaris Shiny Chromey Coolness View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Toyota Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 982	Oh no now weve got Barners in the house!!!!!!!! Hide the tractors and the sheep. __________________ Bringin the Bling to Yarisworld

09-10-2007, 08:51 PM	#14
Black Yaris der Zeck View User's Garage Drives: '05 Audi A4 1.8t quattro Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Toledo, OH Posts: 5,231	Paint the car bright pink, and slap one of those "not compensating" stickers on her.... that will do the trick bacon __________________

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