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*MAD DOG* · 10-20-2008, 08:53 AM

Post all your jokes here.

A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying QANTAS from Melbourne to Perth. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did...."

"Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because QANTAS always pulls out on time. Have her explain that to you."

10-20-2008, 08:53 AM	#1
MAD DOG Drives: 2011 Toyota Camry Hybrid Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 6,412	*The Official MAD DOG* jokes thread v2 Post all your jokes here. A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying QANTAS from Melbourne to Perth. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes? The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes, she did...." "Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because QANTAS always pulls out on time. Have her explain that to you." __________________ "Manual labour is not for me. In fact i'm not even sure non manual work is either." -Anthony Linton** Check out ▬▬► I like I like ◄▬▬ for more fun on Facebook

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