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10-23-2009, 09:34 AM | #1 |
The Importance of Walking.
I got this in an email. Sharing is Caring.......
Importance of Walking 1/ Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. 2/ My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.. Now he's 97 years old... and we haven't a clue where the hell he is. 3/ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. 4/ The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 5/ I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.. 6/ I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. ...apparently you have to actually go there. 7/ Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. 8/ I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. 9/ The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good, doesn't he.' 10/ If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. 11/ I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,...... just getting over the hill was enough. 12/ We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our skulls. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. AND 13/ Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine.
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