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Performance Chip *to funny*
I found the best Item in the world on ebay! I'm buying a ton of these, anyone else want one.. You'd be a fool not to.
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05-03-2007, 02:56 PM
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i hear it makes your whites whiter, too.
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05-03-2007, 03:15 PM
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Also increases sex appeal, and promotes hair growth.
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05-03-2007, 04:21 PM
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GIGA...DRILL...BREAKER!!!
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Hey, don't knock it! I bought one for my Vibe, and after installing, my "equipment" swelled to 6" x 18"! I had to buy all new pants!
~YR
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05-03-2007, 04:37 PM
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i also heard that if you put this in your sig mod list, your e-penis grows a good 10 feet.
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05-03-2007, 07:26 PM
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Tired of the Stars!
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05-03-2007, 09:34 PM
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 I heard it makes your Yaris sound like that car in the picture. |
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05-03-2007, 10:53 PM
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Wow.. This is what I've been waiting for my whole life, why couldn't I have found this many years ago. Life would have been so much better! This stuff is even better then viagra!
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05-04-2007, 02:40 AM
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LMAO! haha
.. hope y'all don't end up doin a " 9 sec. run" ..bwahahaha
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05-04-2007, 09:30 AM
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GIGA...DRILL...BREAKER!!!
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This is one of those gizamahonkies that makes your ECU think the incoming air is colder than it really is. If I remember correctly, it just a resistor that wires into your MAF sensor. Colder air requires slightly more fuel from the injectors because the droplets don't atomize as well, so it basically tricks the ECU into adding a tad of extra fuel to the mix. Who knew a slightly richer fuel mix could boost the Yaris HP by over 30%!
~YR
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This should be like a Viagra to our Yaris
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