Avoid the SUVs thread

[redyaris]

My worst fear is being struck by insane SUV drivers. Lets talk about ideas and techniques to avoid these ugly dinosaur monstrosities.

BTW, "dont drive" is not an option!

[Violin]

I'm working on a system to focus my HIDs through the projector lenses onto the vehicle ahead to cause them to burst into flames like the magnifying glass/ant trick.

The streets will soon be SUV free.

[redyaris]

Originally Posted by Violin

I'm working on a system to focus my HIDs through the projector lenses onto the vehicle ahead to cause them to burst into flames like the magnifying glass/ant trick.

The streets will soon be SUV free.

Sounds great! What about the tailgaters however?

[MrJester]

Get the hell outta the way HaHa :)

[Violin]

Originally Posted by redyaris

Sounds great! What about the tailgaters however?

I could do the trick like I did with my old RX-7. I had louvers on that car so I couldn't use the rear window washer anymore. I aimed it straight back so when someone tailgated me, I could shoot their windshield directly.

It worked most of the time, but it drove a few people completely bat-shit.

I wouldn't advise it.

[static808]

unfortunately, the best way to get rid of SUV drivers is to raise gas prices to $5 a gallon. when gas was nearly $3, there were soo many SUVs on used car lots, and soo many priuses on the road, it was a beautiful thing. $5 per gallon = $150 full tank for suburban owners. WOWZA....

--B