I thought this was pretty funny

[mrbond]

So I was looking at different spring and coilover companies and their product descriptions. I came across this description for Intrax springs:

"Lowering Springs - Intrax designs to the highest degree of thier lowering kits in contrast with reform-minded value springs. They do this to fulfil the 2 features asked in quest of to the highest degree. First, the lowered appear. By scheming a reform-minded springtime, they attain the lowered seem patch maintaining refuge standards of springtime preload. The 2nd demand is sit character. Most customers identified that they swarm 90% of their fuel consumption rate to and from act, pregnant they wanted to keep near sit lineament enjoyed by the side of OE springs. Simply place, Intrax's reformist springs bring home the bacon high-pitched public presentation looks and well-off sit lineament. Coilovers/Springs & Lowering Springs related to product.( Based on Yaris & Vitz (SCP10 chasis )(Drop: Front 1.7 in. Rear 1.6 in.))"

lol my favorite part is "reformist springs bring home the bacon"