My Yaris is a debris magnet

[Sinaz]

I've decided that this is probably a good sign...

That perhaps my Yaris' only flaw is a preternatural gravitational attraction my front bumper has for small, pointy bits of road debris.

I've been noticing that small amorphous bits of rock, asphalt, even a small plastic bucket, materialize out of thin air and came darting from the adjacent lane right at my front bumper.

It's like that urban legend of the house that had rocks rain on it for three days straight for no apparent reason.

I just discovered that one of the chunks off the finger of God cut a half inch long abrasion into my front bumper. Crap.

It's too bad my warranty doesn't cover the quantum mechanics of my car's local multiverse.