Sex in the Yaris!? - Page 3 - Toyota Yaris Forums

joey1320 · 07-13-2007, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Typer73

Not in the Yaris or Smart Fortwo but many times (in my youth) in the front seat of a '73 VW bug... which is why I'm not too wild about manual trannys, damn shifter!

haha i have a '73 super beetle and i can't even get the fiance to go for a drive...

slvryaris · 07-12-2007, 10:13 PM

Heck at 6'4" tall and 300 lbs I can barely get in the back seat.

hasher22 · 07-13-2007, 01:47 AM

closest thing to sex in my yaris is my girfriend puttin a tampon in

PMC · 07-13-2007, 02:06 AM

^^^

Thats disgusting!

Not the yaris but an 82 datsun 280zx.

slvryaris · 07-13-2007, 04:59 AM

Wooooooooooooooooooo.......to much info.

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasher22

closest thing to sex in my yaris is my girfriend puttin a tampon in

joey1320 · 07-13-2007, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hasher22

closest thing to sex in my yaris is my girfriend puttin a tampon in

ooook thats it for me folks. this is where i say goodbye!!!

Blenjar · 07-13-2007, 03:02 AM

I did...twice! it was fun...but her head kept hittin the top of the car..lmao

-- Blen

ChinoCharles · 07-13-2007, 09:37 AM

HAHA! I go away for a half a day and get the pleasure of reading this thread. Hilarious!

I'll confess... I asked because I christened her the other day. Take a girl to see John Mayer and you won't even make it home. We made it to the parking lot. Someone asked how you make a Yaris shake like in the commercials... that is one way.

Sherry, can I have your number?

Keep 'em coming you sick fucks.

sherryberry · 07-13-2007, 11:28 AM

oh my.. I'm a girl and I even found that putting tampon in a bit ew. She better not have gotten blood on your yaris!!

I don't know what is so wrong with sharing some love.. this world could def. do well with more of it!

Chino, my number is 1-800-sex-in-yaris!!

nqd · 07-13-2007, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherryberry

I don't know what is so wrong with sharing some love.. this world could def. do well with more of it!

Chino, my number is 1-800-sex-in-yaris!!

Perverts!

antfeldsch · 07-13-2007, 09:47 PM

Not in my yaris but i did do it in my 1990 crx si. A little tight (NO PUN INTENDED)

death is my gift · 07-14-2007, 09:57 PM

My girlfriend and I have had sex in my Yaris and I got a little action on the hood.

so to speak

ChinoCharles · 07-14-2007, 10:24 PM

death is my gift,

brickhardmeat · 07-14-2007, 10:25 PM

scissors

sherryberry · 07-14-2007, 11:36 PM

HAHAHA I LOVE south park.

now.. sex in yaris.. must put that on my agenda to do list and post pics of just me haha just kidding

gonzo452001 · 07-15-2007, 11:12 AM

when I was young had sex in the front seat and back seat of a 72 Ford Pinto Front seat was murder got a leg cramp

Kioshi · 07-15-2007, 12:42 PM

Not in a Yaris. Yes in a RSX Type-S. Thank god for black leather seats ^_^. Maybe it will be comfy if you recline the seats if you got power option and....my 5% tints in the back, GREAT SETUP!

redyaris · 07-16-2007, 11:53 AM

Sex in Yaris DIY:

Supplies needed: another person, lube (if you prefer), towel, porno DVD (for head unit or rear seat DVD player)

1. Open hatch

2. Fold down rear seat

3. Become nude (at least from waist down)

4. Lay on your back with feet hanging out of hatch area ( beach towel beneath you strictly optional)

Note: dont bump your foot against hot Greddy exhaust.

5. Have boyfriend/girlfriend/partner perform oral sex on you

Note: you may want to remove the rear hatch cargo light as it shines right into the eyes of the performer.

This angle makes great pics from the rear of the car looking into the hatch area. Trust me.

07-13-2007, 01:47 AM	#3
hasher22 Look mum no stars!! Drives: Toyota Yaris 06 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Australia Sydney Posts: 1,469	closest thing to sex in my yaris is my girfriend puttin a tampon in __________________

07-13-2007, 03:02 AM	#7
Blenjar View User's Garage Drives: Black Yaris 07 HB Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: CT Posts: 1,548	I did...twice! it was fun...but her head kept hittin the top of the car..lmao -- Blen __________________ http://www.360voice.com/tag/noobblenjar My Car http://www.yarisworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4245 My DJ www.PainlessWolf.com

07-14-2007, 09:57 PM	#12
death is my gift wacky broadway nightmare View User's Garage Drives: Willow is a '07 Red Yaris LB Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: dallas Posts: 621	My girlfriend and I have had sex in my Yaris and I got a little action on the hood. so to speak __________________ "it's always complicated and at some point someone has to draw the line and that is always going to be me. you get down on me for cutting myself off but in the end the slayer is always cut off" Buffy

07-14-2007, 10:25 PM	#14
brickhardmeat Lonesome Cowboy View User's Garage Drives: 2007 WHITE HATCHBACK Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Inner City, Dallas Posts: 2,995	scissors __________________ SPONSORED BY

07-15-2007, 11:12 AM	#16
gonzo452001 Drives: 3-door liftback blazing blue Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: French Lick,IN Posts: 185	when I was young had sex in the front seat and back seat of a 72 Ford Pinto Front seat was murder got a leg cramp __________________ 07 yaris LB 5-speed blazing Blue 07 yaris LB Auto Bayou Blue rostra cruise control oem style foglights 96tacoma 4x4 xcab I4auto Weathertech vent visors Scan GaugeII

07-12-2007, 10:13 PM	#2
slvryaris View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris Sedan S Join Date: May 2006 Location: Indiana Posts: 885	Heck at 6'4" tall and 300 lbs I can barely get in the back seat.

07-13-2007, 02:06 AM	#4
PMC Drives: 07 polar liftback, 96 M3 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Yukon, OK Posts: 2	^^^ Thats disgusting! Not the yaris but an 82 datsun 280zx.

07-13-2007, 09:37 AM	#8
ChinoCharles Banned Drives: LB Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: OH Posts: 7,787	HAHA! I go away for a half a day and get the pleasure of reading this thread. Hilarious! I'll confess... I asked because I christened her the other day. Take a girl to see John Mayer and you won't even make it home. We made it to the parking lot. Someone asked how you make a Yaris shake like in the commercials... that is one way. Sherry, can I have your number? Keep 'em coming you sick fucks.

07-13-2007, 11:28 AM	#9
sherryberry Drives: 07 Blazing Blue Yaris Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,305	oh my.. I'm a girl and I even found that putting tampon in a bit ew. She better not have gotten blood on your yaris!! I don't know what is so wrong with sharing some love.. this world could def. do well with more of it! Chino, my number is 1-800-sex-in-yaris!!

07-13-2007, 09:47 PM	#11
antfeldsch Drives: yaris Join Date: May 2007 Location: md Posts: 15	Not in my yaris but i did do it in my 1990 crx si. A little tight (NO PUN INTENDED)

07-14-2007, 10:24 PM	#13
ChinoCharles Banned Drives: LB Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: OH Posts: 7,787	death is my gift,

07-14-2007, 11:36 PM	#15
sherryberry Drives: 07 Blazing Blue Yaris Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,305	HAHAHA I LOVE south park. now.. sex in yaris.. must put that on my agenda to do list and post pics of just me haha just kidding

07-15-2007, 12:42 PM	#17
Kioshi Heart Up! Vitz Drives: トヨタ Vitz Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Fremont, CA Posts: 2,582	Not in a Yaris. Yes in a RSX Type-S. Thank god for black leather seats ^_^. Maybe it will be comfy if you recline the seats if you got power option and....my 5% tints in the back, GREAT SETUP!

07-16-2007, 11:53 AM	#18
redyaris Shiny Chromey Coolness View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Toyota Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 982	Sex in Yaris DIY: Supplies needed: another person, lube (if you prefer), towel, porno DVD (for head unit or rear seat DVD player) 1. Open hatch 2. Fold down rear seat 3. Become nude (at least from waist down) 4. Lay on your back with feet hanging out of hatch area ( beach towel beneath you strictly optional) Note: dont bump your foot against hot Greddy exhaust. 5. Have boyfriend/girlfriend/partner perform oral sex on you Note: you may want to remove the rear hatch cargo light as it shines right into the eyes of the performer. This angle makes great pics from the rear of the car looking into the hatch area. Trust me. __________________ Bringin the Bling to Yarisworld

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