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ddongbap · 11-02-2008, 02:28 PM

Chuck Norris is the only person that can slam a revolving door.

TEHxFALLEN V1.2 · 11-02-2008, 02:57 PM

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

W00T! Teh Chuck Norris thread is back!
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ECHOKnight2000 · 11-02-2008, 03:53 PM

Everytime you masterbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby

Bob_VT · 11-02-2008, 04:08 PM

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

KCALB SIRAY · 11-02-2008, 04:42 PM

Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. You can't grow hair on balls of steel!

KCALB SIRAY · 11-02-2008, 04:43 PM

Chuck Norris gave birth to himself

KCALB SIRAY · 11-02-2008, 04:47 PM

The only reason you exist is because Chuck Norris lets you

eco · 11-02-2008, 09:09 PM

If you meet Chuck Norris and had $5,and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris really has $10..

TinyGiant · 11-02-2008, 09:11 PM

Chuck Norris can unscramble Eggs

eco · 11-03-2008, 12:18 AM

Chuck Norris chops trees down with his dick.

KCALB SIRAY · 11-03-2008, 10:52 AM

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

KCALB SIRAY · 11-03-2008, 10:53 AM

When Chuck Norris was denied a McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

KCALB SIRAY · 11-03-2008, 10:54 AM

If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.

TinyGiant · 11-03-2008, 10:57 AM

When Chuck Norris was Born He spanked the Doctor

KCALB SIRAY · 11-03-2008, 10:57 AM

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

KCALB SIRAY · 11-03-2008, 11:31 AM

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

KCALB SIRAY · 11-03-2008, 11:32 AM

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter

KCALB SIRAY · 11-03-2008, 02:14 PM

When was the last time you saw Steve Erkal?..............you can thank Chuck Norris.

11-02-2008, 02:28 PM	#1
ddongbap Banned Drives: yw calls me douche and racist. Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: hay Posts: 2,183	Chuck Norris Jokes. Chuck Norris is the only person that can slam a revolving door.

11-02-2008, 02:57 PM	#2
TEHxFALLEN V1.2 Banned View User's Garage Drives: '08 Lexus IS-F Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Calabasas, CA Posts: 1,890	When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. W00T! Teh Chuck Norris thread is back! (: __________________ DON'T LIKE ME? TAKE A SEAT WITH THE REST OF THE BITCHES WHO ARE WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE A FUCK. Sponsored by: Micro Image http://microimageonline.com

11-02-2008, 03:53 PM	#3
ECHOKnight2000 Small Car Lover View User's Garage Drives: A Super Car Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Minnesota, US of A! Posts: 830	Everytime you masterbate Chuck Norris punches a Mexican baby __________________ You may look good on the beach but in reality you're a pompus, egotistical jerk. "I was never on the beach with you..."and you never will.

11-02-2008, 04:08 PM	#4
Bob_VT View User's Garage Drives: 08 Yaris LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Vermont Posts: 1,704	When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. __________________ some people are little slinkies. . . . .they are really good for nothing. . . .but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. Come to the DARKSIDE..... We have candy

11-02-2008, 04:42 PM	#5
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11-02-2008, 04:43 PM	#6
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11-02-2008, 04:47 PM	#7
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11-02-2008, 09:09 PM	#8
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11-02-2008, 09:11 PM	#9
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11-03-2008, 12:18 AM	#10
eco Drives: 2007 Black Yaris sedan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Atlanta Posts: 884	Chuck Norris chops trees down with his dick.

11-03-2008, 10:52 AM	#11
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris. __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

11-03-2008, 10:53 AM	#12
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	When Chuck Norris was denied a McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

11-03-2008, 10:54 AM	#13
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11-03-2008, 10:57 AM	#14
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11-03-2008, 11:31 AM	#16
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

11-03-2008, 11:32 AM	#17
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

11-03-2008, 02:14 PM	#18
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	When was the last time you saw Steve Erkal?..............you can thank Chuck Norris. __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

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