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SilverBack · 07-30-2009, 12:33 AM

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a pest:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.

kac · 07-30-2009, 12:50 AM

you can get internet on a plane?

Shroomster · 07-30-2009, 12:53 AM

wifi, most planes have it, or you might get a signal with an aircard, doubt it but you could.

might even be able to just bookmark the site and tag it for use offline, at least in this instance lol

eTiMaGo · 07-30-2009, 05:41 AM

what a nice way to end up in custody of the DHS on arrival

Kaotic Lazagna · 07-30-2009, 05:42 AM

LMAO. Say hello to the authorities.

*MAD DOG* · 07-30-2009, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k r a y z e e . j o j o

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a pest:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.

Seems like we get the same emails.

SilverBack · 08-01-2009, 01:53 AM

IDK Jilly, I reckon he would've smoked the entire pack in a minute out of panic

Quote:

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

Seems like we get the same emails.

Small world

dvlnblkdrs · 07-30-2009, 07:17 AM

and i thought it was bad enough when the guy sitting in my row decided it was ok to smoke in the lavatory!!!! and then deny it! yes, this really happened on my way home from nashville.. on my houston intl to orange county flight.. though i should mention, he appeared to be heavily medicated.. his wife arrived to her seat like 10 mins before he did.. saying that he was on his way.. and he got there right before we left.. maybe if i had this, he wouldnt have done something so dumb.... lol

dvlnblkdrs · 08-01-2009, 02:29 AM

hmmm i dont think so sir....it was only a 2.5 hr flight... not like it was a direct flight... who knows though...

highwaypass · 08-01-2009, 10:11 AM

i'll try next week

GeneW · 08-01-2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k r a y z e e . j o j o

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a pest:

1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face.

You could also start to mutter the Shahada under your breath, something that good Muslims do at the point of death. Saddam Hussein was reciting it while falling through the scaffold, perhaps with sincerity, perhaps not.

"ašhadu ʾanna laa ilāha illa (A)llāh, wa ʾašhadu ʾanna Muḥammada(n) rasūlo (A)llāh"

Of course do this with some care, it's also a formal declaration of acceptance of Islam, and if done in public before witnesses declares you to be a Muslim.

Gene

PS

This would probably get you busted because it might cause a panic. Kind of like disorderly conduct. Other passengers might also beat your ass to within an inch of your life to "make it stop".

Treyz · 08-01-2009, 04:49 PM

Dude ... wtf lol?!

Might as well say "BOMB" haha!

90tsi · 08-01-2009, 07:10 PM

thats classic. youd have to wrap a shirt on your head and start rocking back and forth in the chair to make it just right. i wonder what the words to the song are?

SilverBack · 08-01-2009, 10:28 PM

^LOL me being Indian would actually make it work way too well

Now if you don't mind, I gotta go meet-up with my Korean friend at Gitmo. I hear he's bringing a cheetah

07-30-2009, 12:33 AM	#1
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	Make plane travel more fun What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a pest: 1. Take out your laptop. 2. Slowly open your laptop. 3. Turn it on. 4. Make certain your neighbour is watching. 5. Open your internet browser. 6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will. 7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8. Look at the expression on your neighbour's face. __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

07-30-2009, 12:50 AM	#2
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07-30-2009, 05:41 AM	#4
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07-30-2009, 07:17 AM	#8
dvlnblkdrs Shush! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 toyota yaris Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: orange, ca Posts: 3,521	and i thought it was bad enough when the guy sitting in my row decided it was ok to smoke in the lavatory!!!! and then deny it! yes, this really happened on my way home from nashville.. on my houston intl to orange county flight.. though i should mention, he appeared to be heavily medicated.. his wife arrived to her seat like 10 mins before he did.. saying that he was on his way.. and he got there right before we left.. maybe if i had this, he wouldnt have done something so dumb.... lol __________________ "Kids sure like the devil these days"

08-01-2009, 02:29 AM	#9
dvlnblkdrs Shush! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 toyota yaris Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: orange, ca Posts: 3,521	hmmm i dont think so sir....it was only a 2.5 hr flight... not like it was a direct flight... who knows though... __________________ "Kids sure like the devil these days"

07-30-2009, 12:53 AM	#3
Shroomster '07 to '12:2 wipers to 1? View User's Garage Drives: '12 5-door LE & '14 5-door LE Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Orlando Posts: 1,999	wifi, most planes have it, or you might get a signal with an aircard, doubt it but you could. might even be able to just bookmark the site and tag it for use offline, at least in this instance lol

07-30-2009, 05:42 AM	#5
Kaotic Lazagna View User's Garage Drives: '14 GT86, '08 Vitz Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Central Valley, CA Posts: 9,873	LMAO. Say hello to the authorities.

08-01-2009, 10:11 AM	#10
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08-01-2009, 04:49 PM	#12
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08-01-2009, 07:10 PM	#13
90tsi View User's Garage Drives: 09 yaris Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: missouri Posts: 555	thats classic. youd have to wrap a shirt on your head and start rocking back and forth in the chair to make it just right. i wonder what the words to the song are?

08-01-2009, 10:28 PM	#14
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	^LOL me being Indian would actually make it work way too well Now if you don't mind, I gotta go meet-up with my Korean friend at Gitmo. I hear he's bringing a cheetah __________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

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